Mitchell (derogatory)
@iwearsweaters.bsky.social
Enjoying this beautiful life
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‘Demi deserved’ demi didn’t bounce on a fat dick in a car (no lube) in New Jersey and then burst into tears after Irdgaf 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
March 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
‘Demi deserved’ demi didn’t bounce on a fat dick in a car (no lube) in New Jersey and then burst into tears after Irdgaf 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Matcha Kit Kat really out on these streets murdering every other candy in the bright light of day
February 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Matcha Kit Kat really out on these streets murdering every other candy in the bright light of day
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fucking trade wars afoot and I don’t even have a chair with insect legs that walks for me
February 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
fucking trade wars afoot and I don’t even have a chair with insect legs that walks for me
Oh to be held gently in a gloved sweet hand of fruit
February 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Oh to be held gently in a gloved sweet hand of fruit
She cold brew my skibidi until I toilet
February 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
She cold brew my skibidi until I toilet
I’ve got a ticket to ride
January 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I’ve got a ticket to ride
Algorithm: help
January 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Algorithm: help
Is seppuku performative virtue signaling? Just asking questions here
January 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Is seppuku performative virtue signaling? Just asking questions here
I regard the filet o fish with the same reverence I imagine most Americans reserve for their Judeo Christian god
January 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I regard the filet o fish with the same reverence I imagine most Americans reserve for their Judeo Christian god
Egg MacGuffin
January 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Egg MacGuffin
Like a clove of garlic, I turn very sweet if you cook me in olive oil
January 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Like a clove of garlic, I turn very sweet if you cook me in olive oil
New platform, same hallway mirror bby
January 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
New platform, same hallway mirror bby