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My body has the regular amount of bones
Watching JCVD on my JVC DVD player
October 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Watching JCVD on my JVC DVD player
I almost did this when my therapist told me to "look inward"
October 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I almost did this when my therapist told me to "look inward"
I do not have a desktop "wallpaper". I have a dense patchwork of meme files consuming every pixel of my screen: a luminous, bejeweled metropolis, whose every structure is a temple.
June 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I do not have a desktop "wallpaper". I have a dense patchwork of meme files consuming every pixel of my screen: a luminous, bejeweled metropolis, whose every structure is a temple.
I really enjoyed the milk. Not a big fan of the lemonade. And the fudge? Worst I've ever had.
April 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I really enjoyed the milk. Not a big fan of the lemonade. And the fudge? Worst I've ever had.
When everything is computer, nothing is
March 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
When everything is computer, nothing is
Truly a golden age for Chinese mystics and that one curse
March 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Truly a golden age for Chinese mystics and that one curse
Episode of Home Improvement where Tim installs a V8 engine in his toilet causing his eldest son to perish in a tragic shitting accident
March 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Episode of Home Improvement where Tim installs a V8 engine in his toilet causing his eldest son to perish in a tragic shitting accident
Every cloud has a silver lining (because of all the heavy metal contaminants in industrial runoff)
January 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Every cloud has a silver lining (because of all the heavy metal contaminants in industrial runoff)
Eating a sleeve of mint creme oreos before bed is the same as brushing your teeth
January 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Eating a sleeve of mint creme oreos before bed is the same as brushing your teeth
Why is it called ultimate frisbee if they use a regular frisbee? It should be a circular saw blade that's on fire.
December 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Why is it called ultimate frisbee if they use a regular frisbee? It should be a circular saw blade that's on fire.
It is said that "the body keeps the score" which is why mine is covered in weeping boils that commemorate my many Bananagrams losses
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 AM
It is said that "the body keeps the score" which is why mine is covered in weeping boils that commemorate my many Bananagrams losses
I can't believe this fucker used scare quotes to dunk on my recipe
November 27, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I can't believe this fucker used scare quotes to dunk on my recipe
I'm a real chocoholic, in that if I don't drink two entire bottles of creme de cacao as soon as I wake up, I become violently ill and start to sweat and shake uncontrollably.
November 23, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I'm a real chocoholic, in that if I don't drink two entire bottles of creme de cacao as soon as I wake up, I become violently ill and start to sweat and shake uncontrollably.