iusecrayons
@iusecrayons.bsky.social
Use your fucking imagination
The little bacteria colonies in my gut biome are telling me to eat an entire 10 oz bag of clearance aisle beef jerky
June 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The little bacteria colonies in my gut biome are telling me to eat an entire 10 oz bag of clearance aisle beef jerky
Anyone made the ww3 before gta 6 joke yet?
June 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Anyone made the ww3 before gta 6 joke yet?
I only eat dry cereal at home so my cats think we have the same diet
June 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I only eat dry cereal at home so my cats think we have the same diet
Wakes up in a pile of empty beercans and checks phone
HEADLINE: DOGE Appointee CHUD NUGGETS Is Boofing Zyns AND Has Never Kissed Anyone On The Mouth!
Slams half a 9% IPA that's room temperature
HEADLINE: DOGE Appointee CHUD NUGGETS Is Boofing Zyns AND Has Never Kissed Anyone On The Mouth!
Slams half a 9% IPA that's room temperature
June 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wakes up in a pile of empty beercans and checks phone
HEADLINE: DOGE Appointee CHUD NUGGETS Is Boofing Zyns AND Has Never Kissed Anyone On The Mouth!
Slams half a 9% IPA that's room temperature
HEADLINE: DOGE Appointee CHUD NUGGETS Is Boofing Zyns AND Has Never Kissed Anyone On The Mouth!
Slams half a 9% IPA that's room temperature
My weed order is "something strong enough to make me like nature documentaries but not strong enough to think Aqua Teen Hunger Force is funny"
June 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My weed order is "something strong enough to make me like nature documentaries but not strong enough to think Aqua Teen Hunger Force is funny"
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Once again I am getting strange about browsers
May 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Once again I am getting strange about browsers
"hey, do you mind if I cut in for a quick solo?"
The jazz trio stares at me in shock as I climb onto the stage in full clown makeup.
They never stop playing the riff from Take 5 the whole time as I honk a perfect rendition of Careless Whisper on my nose.
The jazz trio stares at me in shock as I climb onto the stage in full clown makeup.
They never stop playing the riff from Take 5 the whole time as I honk a perfect rendition of Careless Whisper on my nose.
May 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"hey, do you mind if I cut in for a quick solo?"
The jazz trio stares at me in shock as I climb onto the stage in full clown makeup.
They never stop playing the riff from Take 5 the whole time as I honk a perfect rendition of Careless Whisper on my nose.
The jazz trio stares at me in shock as I climb onto the stage in full clown makeup.
They never stop playing the riff from Take 5 the whole time as I honk a perfect rendition of Careless Whisper on my nose.
Red pill dudes are all about separating the art and the artist unless it's a woman doing onlyfans. Lol
May 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Red pill dudes are all about separating the art and the artist unless it's a woman doing onlyfans. Lol
I don't know who's drinking Green Apple Gatorade, but if it's you I just want you to know that there are numbers you can call with professionals who can help you figure out whatever the fuck you're going through
May 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I don't know who's drinking Green Apple Gatorade, but if it's you I just want you to know that there are numbers you can call with professionals who can help you figure out whatever the fuck you're going through
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Martiens landing back at base, stepping out
"How was the trip?"
"Earth's cooked."
"What??"
Martian loading plasma rifle and stepping back in UFO
"Earth's cooked"
"How was the trip?"
"Earth's cooked."
"What??"
Martian loading plasma rifle and stepping back in UFO
"Earth's cooked"
May 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Martiens landing back at base, stepping out
"How was the trip?"
"Earth's cooked."
"What??"
Martian loading plasma rifle and stepping back in UFO
"Earth's cooked"
"How was the trip?"
"Earth's cooked."
"What??"
Martian loading plasma rifle and stepping back in UFO
"Earth's cooked"
Been focusing too much on having a hook and not enough on having a groove
May 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Been focusing too much on having a hook and not enough on having a groove
Stabbing at this song like it owes me money
May 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Stabbing at this song like it owes me money
Really glad I'll never have children so I don't have to explain to them that I spent most of the Trump Regime just trying to not fucking kill myself
May 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Really glad I'll never have children so I don't have to explain to them that I spent most of the Trump Regime just trying to not fucking kill myself
Gonna start calling maga people the Goobermensch
May 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Gonna start calling maga people the Goobermensch
The things that are special to me about Bethesda games come from exploring a well thought out world and finding a bunch of cool shit to bring back to my house. Physical rewards that I can put on a shelf or just drop on the floor, that exist in a physical space I can come and go to whenever I want
May 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The things that are special to me about Bethesda games come from exploring a well thought out world and finding a bunch of cool shit to bring back to my house. Physical rewards that I can put on a shelf or just drop on the floor, that exist in a physical space I can come and go to whenever I want
Dear YouTubers who disappear for 7 months to a year and drop a 5 hour video,
Please just release a video series in multiple parts like the old days. Part of "editing" is cutting out stuff that doesn't matter or gets repetitive.
Stop trying to get me to watch 2 and a half Peter Jackson's King Kongs
Please just release a video series in multiple parts like the old days. Part of "editing" is cutting out stuff that doesn't matter or gets repetitive.
Stop trying to get me to watch 2 and a half Peter Jackson's King Kongs
May 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Dear YouTubers who disappear for 7 months to a year and drop a 5 hour video,
Please just release a video series in multiple parts like the old days. Part of "editing" is cutting out stuff that doesn't matter or gets repetitive.
Stop trying to get me to watch 2 and a half Peter Jackson's King Kongs
Please just release a video series in multiple parts like the old days. Part of "editing" is cutting out stuff that doesn't matter or gets repetitive.
Stop trying to get me to watch 2 and a half Peter Jackson's King Kongs
No pain no gain I say as I rip my fingernail off with my teeth
May 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
No pain no gain I say as I rip my fingernail off with my teeth
Tariffs say you can't eat Chinese food because of wok
April 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Tariffs say you can't eat Chinese food because of wok
I hate that my first reaction to seeing someone successful is questioning who their parents are and how cushy their childhood was. I wish meritocracy was real
April 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I hate that my first reaction to seeing someone successful is questioning who their parents are and how cushy their childhood was. I wish meritocracy was real
Making playlists of songs no one but me likes
April 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Making playlists of songs no one but me likes
Imagine your career being "annoying guy who became a tendril of fascism"
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Imagine your career being "annoying guy who became a tendril of fascism"
Video games are so cool. Someone was like "what if this video was a game?"
And now we have 7 versions of Skyrim
And now we have 7 versions of Skyrim
April 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Video games are so cool. Someone was like "what if this video was a game?"
And now we have 7 versions of Skyrim
And now we have 7 versions of Skyrim
There should be an episode of Kill Tony where someone just shoots him with a gun
April 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There should be an episode of Kill Tony where someone just shoots him with a gun
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oh, you guys are sick of skyrim remasters? guess what dipshits
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh, you guys are sick of skyrim remasters? guess what dipshits
You don't need a remastered Oblivion. You need OG Oblivion and 10 minutes to learn how to install mods on it
April 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You don't need a remastered Oblivion. You need OG Oblivion and 10 minutes to learn how to install mods on it