Jump
@itsjump.bsky.social
Recording artist from Atlanta, Ga
Resident dipshit
Links to music below
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ajump/into-it-aoty-edition
Resident dipshit
Links to music below
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ajump/into-it-aoty-edition
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Florida needs to go at this point, just hold the whole state under sea level until it stops kicking
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Florida needs to go at this point, just hold the whole state under sea level until it stops kicking
I'm hopeful that the steam machine will set an optimization goal for PC devs rather than continuing to have every game tuned for the latest $3000 machines. Not every AAA title needs to be the new Crysis
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm hopeful that the steam machine will set an optimization goal for PC devs rather than continuing to have every game tuned for the latest $3000 machines. Not every AAA title needs to be the new Crysis
The way Valve is moving, I'm expecting a half-life movie next year with Chris Pratt as the voice of Gordon Freeman
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The way Valve is moving, I'm expecting a half-life movie next year with Chris Pratt as the voice of Gordon Freeman
Trump is known to get on his knees when a bill is due
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Trump is known to get on his knees when a bill is due
I guess fetterman can't stop falling flat on his face
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I guess fetterman can't stop falling flat on his face
Something about this video heals my soul
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Something about this video heals my soul
Oh boy I can't wait for my AI wife to tell me about her AI day and cook me AI food and tuck me into my AI bed, thanks Sam Altman, by the way my name is Plankton from SpongeBob Squarepants
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Oh boy I can't wait for my AI wife to tell me about her AI day and cook me AI food and tuck me into my AI bed, thanks Sam Altman, by the way my name is Plankton from SpongeBob Squarepants
Having a console that plays DVDs has really changed my meal routine. No more scrolling through netflix, just pick the next kids in the hall episode and start eating!
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Having a console that plays DVDs has really changed my meal routine. No more scrolling through netflix, just pick the next kids in the hall episode and start eating!
Just got jump scared by RAM prices
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Just got jump scared by RAM prices
My new go-to karaoke song is Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce
November 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My new go-to karaoke song is Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce
I can't believe all the teachers were cool with penis inspection day, like they really didn't care at ALL
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I can't believe all the teachers were cool with penis inspection day, like they really didn't care at ALL
It brings me great comfort to know dick cheney lived the last few years of his life in immense pain and discomfort, slowly rotting away in his prison of flesh, being ravaged by his own, darkened heart
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It brings me great comfort to know dick cheney lived the last few years of his life in immense pain and discomfort, slowly rotting away in his prison of flesh, being ravaged by his own, darkened heart
- we're building a surveillance state so watch out!
- we have run out of money for the surveillance state please just don't misbehave
- the surveillance state has just unionized against us and we're moving to argentina
- we have run out of money for the surveillance state please just don't misbehave
- the surveillance state has just unionized against us and we're moving to argentina
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
- we're building a surveillance state so watch out!
- we have run out of money for the surveillance state please just don't misbehave
- the surveillance state has just unionized against us and we're moving to argentina
- we have run out of money for the surveillance state please just don't misbehave
- the surveillance state has just unionized against us and we're moving to argentina
Responding to anybody showing me AI videos with "oh wow, buddy, you did that yourself? That's great! We'll put that on the fridge when we get home"
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Responding to anybody showing me AI videos with "oh wow, buddy, you did that yourself? That's great! We'll put that on the fridge when we get home"
God put his nephew in charge of reality for a while, the kid has no idea what he's doing, playing on his phone all day, posting memes about agartha.
Deities used to perform miracles and feed starving people now they bless forex markets
Deities used to perform miracles and feed starving people now they bless forex markets
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
God put his nephew in charge of reality for a while, the kid has no idea what he's doing, playing on his phone all day, posting memes about agartha.
Deities used to perform miracles and feed starving people now they bless forex markets
Deities used to perform miracles and feed starving people now they bless forex markets
Trump is expected to sign an executive order which would outlaw wearing your hat to the side, also outlawed in this order: sagging your pants and saying "yo yo yo"
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Trump is expected to sign an executive order which would outlaw wearing your hat to the side, also outlawed in this order: sagging your pants and saying "yo yo yo"
What would you consider a "concerning amount" of chest pain?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
October 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
What would you consider a "concerning amount" of chest pain?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
Sabrina naming her cat Salem is kind of like if I named my cat Waco
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sabrina naming her cat Salem is kind of like if I named my cat Waco
Wild how Xbox360 went from
- moderately complicated to mod with jtag
to
- maybe the easiest console to mod ever
Within the last couple months
- moderately complicated to mod with jtag
to
- maybe the easiest console to mod ever
Within the last couple months
October 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Wild how Xbox360 went from
- moderately complicated to mod with jtag
to
- maybe the easiest console to mod ever
Within the last couple months
- moderately complicated to mod with jtag
to
- maybe the easiest console to mod ever
Within the last couple months
Careening into oncoming traffic at 70 mph
"See, you don't understand my strategy. I'm a laissez-faire driver, I believe less steering will get us there safer"
"See, you don't understand my strategy. I'm a laissez-faire driver, I believe less steering will get us there safer"
October 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Careening into oncoming traffic at 70 mph
"See, you don't understand my strategy. I'm a laissez-faire driver, I believe less steering will get us there safer"
"See, you don't understand my strategy. I'm a laissez-faire driver, I believe less steering will get us there safer"
After putting a mod chip in my switch lite I wanted to customize it a bit more so I swapped all of the buttons for clear emerald buttons and I swapped the regular sticks with TMR sticks. Hopefully I never need to open this console again!
October 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
After putting a mod chip in my switch lite I wanted to customize it a bit more so I swapped all of the buttons for clear emerald buttons and I swapped the regular sticks with TMR sticks. Hopefully I never need to open this console again!
I never soldered before but I just put a picofly in my Switch Lite first try and I feel like jesus
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I never soldered before but I just put a picofly in my Switch Lite first try and I feel like jesus
Just saw your boyfriend at the bar, he was telling some girl Pavement is technically shoegaze
October 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Just saw your boyfriend at the bar, he was telling some girl Pavement is technically shoegaze
God inventing olives like, "these grapes will taste like shit, as a joke"
October 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
God inventing olives like, "these grapes will taste like shit, as a joke"
We're coming to you live from the infinite abyss located behind the bookcase in Stephen Miller's office where Tulsi Gabbard has been suspended in a stasis field until people forget about "the whole Russia thing"
October 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
We're coming to you live from the infinite abyss located behind the bookcase in Stephen Miller's office where Tulsi Gabbard has been suspended in a stasis field until people forget about "the whole Russia thing"