"Oh you think that I, the creator of all things you have ever seen in your life, had not heard of Pascal's Wager? I invented Pascal, I invented wagers, I invented you, and I wish I hadn't. Divine Skeleton Death Blast."
January 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
"Oh you think that I, the creator of all things you have ever seen in your life, had not heard of Pascal's Wager? I invented Pascal, I invented wagers, I invented you, and I wish I hadn't. Divine Skeleton Death Blast."
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Hey, its fucked up that we live in a world where this is necessary, but here's how to not get flashbanged by an autoplaying video of ICE killing someone in broad daylight
January 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Hey, its fucked up that we live in a world where this is necessary, but here's how to not get flashbanged by an autoplaying video of ICE killing someone in broad daylight
But, you can get a new Call of Duty every year?
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
But, you can get a new Call of Duty every year?
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I will never stop being rude and inappropriate about Thom and I will never stop being polite and appropriate to Marie
This is my guarantee
This is my guarantee
December 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I will never stop being rude and inappropriate about Thom and I will never stop being polite and appropriate to Marie
This is my guarantee
This is my guarantee
Its not abusive mind control gaslighting because it's not part of the rules, it's just a fun thing to do at the table
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Its not abusive mind control gaslighting because it's not part of the rules, it's just a fun thing to do at the table
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bluesky developers, please let us add more than one video to a post 😔
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
bluesky developers, please let us add more than one video to a post 😔
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i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration
IG roodabeguh
IG roodabeguh
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration
IG roodabeguh
IG roodabeguh
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Tonight, you will be visited by three donkeys.
The Rum of Short Size Christmas Past.
The Rum of Average Size Christmas Present.
The Rum of Long Size Christmas Future.
All three will eat all your cookies and kill you.
The Rum of Short Size Christmas Past.
The Rum of Average Size Christmas Present.
The Rum of Long Size Christmas Future.
All three will eat all your cookies and kill you.
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Tonight, you will be visited by three donkeys.
The Rum of Short Size Christmas Past.
The Rum of Average Size Christmas Present.
The Rum of Long Size Christmas Future.
All three will eat all your cookies and kill you.
The Rum of Short Size Christmas Past.
The Rum of Average Size Christmas Present.
The Rum of Long Size Christmas Future.
All three will eat all your cookies and kill you.
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tis the season to get a fucking animal to represent yourself with online already
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
tis the season to get a fucking animal to represent yourself with online already
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December 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
A christmas ghost story...!
December 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A christmas ghost story...!
It happened tonight...! twenty-eight years ago...!
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It happened tonight...! twenty-eight years ago...!
Jesus this has to be it, everything is explained
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Jesus this has to be it, everything is explained
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Legal weed is fine to corny, illegal weed was cool, thus we must conclude that drugs aren’t cool but crimes are.
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Legal weed is fine to corny, illegal weed was cool, thus we must conclude that drugs aren’t cool but crimes are.
He could make like... A term paper about Speed Racer. Or a cool notebook drawing of him. This is the level I trust late stage James Cameron at
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
He could make like... A term paper about Speed Racer. Or a cool notebook drawing of him. This is the level I trust late stage James Cameron at
I said in 2024 that I'd say it again in 2025 and here I am saying it in 2025
People of earth, remember that you lost your Krampus privileges by making a bunch of Edgy Public Domain Mickey Mouse grade horror movies, you used him up, you wasted him.
Humbug humbug humbug upon you all
People of earth, remember that you lost your Krampus privileges by making a bunch of Edgy Public Domain Mickey Mouse grade horror movies, you used him up, you wasted him.
Humbug humbug humbug upon you all
I'm calling it. 2023, Krampus boring now. If you want to make an edgy Christmas thing, you must bring up Zwarte Piet, and you'd better stick the landing the way nobody bothered to re: the Krampus, or you're going to Racism Jail forever
You did this, you squandered your Krampus. Humbug upon you.
You did this, you squandered your Krampus. Humbug upon you.
December 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I said in 2024 that I'd say it again in 2025 and here I am saying it in 2025
People of earth, remember that you lost your Krampus privileges by making a bunch of Edgy Public Domain Mickey Mouse grade horror movies, you used him up, you wasted him.
Humbug humbug humbug upon you all
People of earth, remember that you lost your Krampus privileges by making a bunch of Edgy Public Domain Mickey Mouse grade horror movies, you used him up, you wasted him.
Humbug humbug humbug upon you all
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please promise me that you will never use it
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
please promise me that you will never use it
Holy shit this would be brilliant
Why DONT we have this
Why DONT we have this
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Holy shit this would be brilliant
Why DONT we have this
Why DONT we have this
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On that note, now I'm just sad out of like the DOZEN Home Alone games, not a one has a puzzle where Kevin has to collect sound fragments with his Talkboy and stitch them together into a complete sentence
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
On that note, now I'm just sad out of like the DOZEN Home Alone games, not a one has a puzzle where Kevin has to collect sound fragments with his Talkboy and stitch them together into a complete sentence
Chili TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME <3 <3 <3
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Chili TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME <3 <3 <3