Laura
@itsmiawallace.bsky.social
Singing psychologist, future social worker, fierce mental health advocate. #FDT ✌🏻
I’m watching ‘District 9’ for the first time in a decade and I can’t BEGIN to tell you how well it holds up 🫣😬 #district9 #PRAWN
August 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’m watching ‘District 9’ for the first time in a decade and I can’t BEGIN to tell you how well it holds up 🫣😬 #district9 #PRAWN
Hollywood. May I have a #Columbo movie starring #markruffalo? Please!?
August 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hollywood. May I have a #Columbo movie starring #markruffalo? Please!?
Still haven’t found the limit. 🤷🏻♀️
How many times will I have to watch #Sinners before it stops getting better each time?
July 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Still haven’t found the limit. 🤷🏻♀️
When Smoke said “I know plenty of musicians but I ain’t never met a happy one.” I felt that. 🥴
July 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
When Smoke said “I know plenty of musicians but I ain’t never met a happy one.” I felt that. 🥴
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Next time someone brings up the Gulf of America in conversation, say, “Oh, that’s cute. Is that what they call it in your culture?” I promise that person will get so mad. 😆 #gulfofamerica #taco #fdt #magats
June 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Next time someone brings up the Gulf of America in conversation, say, “Oh, that’s cute. Is that what they call it in your culture?” I promise that person will get so mad. 😆 #gulfofamerica #taco #fdt #magats
Hey @tacobell.bsky.social can we get a chicken taco with the orange Doritos shell? For science? 🐓🌮🍊
May 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hey @tacobell.bsky.social can we get a chicken taco with the orange Doritos shell? For science? 🐓🌮🍊
Took a call at work on Friday from a woman who wanted to file a murder-for-hire complaint with the state attorney. She said there was a whole plot and Tyler Perry was involved and he stole 8 million dollars from her and stole her car and house and sold them too. #talesfromtheAGsoffice
May 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Took a call at work on Friday from a woman who wanted to file a murder-for-hire complaint with the state attorney. She said there was a whole plot and Tyler Perry was involved and he stole 8 million dollars from her and stole her car and house and sold them too. #talesfromtheAGsoffice
I’ve been adding ‘no witnesses’ to the filings for an upcoming hearing (because we won’t be subpoenaing anyone) and just realized how ominous that sounds without context. 🤫😂
April 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’ve been adding ‘no witnesses’ to the filings for an upcoming hearing (because we won’t be subpoenaing anyone) and just realized how ominous that sounds without context. 🤫😂
I think I might say ‘thank you’ too much for midwesterners. They get overwhelmed 😂
April 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I think I might say ‘thank you’ too much for midwesterners. They get overwhelmed 😂
If I ever borrowed some thing from you and never gave it back, I want you to know that I STILL feel really bad about it. Still. Still do. 🥴
April 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If I ever borrowed some thing from you and never gave it back, I want you to know that I STILL feel really bad about it. Still. Still do. 🥴
Not Dojo’s ‘End of Beginning’ popping up on shuffle just as my plane coasted into Chicago 😂 #dojo #endofbeginning #backinchicago
March 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Not Dojo’s ‘End of Beginning’ popping up on shuffle just as my plane coasted into Chicago 😂 #dojo #endofbeginning #backinchicago
Sometimes I wonder if a neurodivergent person invented the “don’t step on the crack or you’ll break your mother’s back” game because they needed a socially acceptable reason to avoid sidewalk cracks. (In case you didn’t know, stepping on the sidewalk cracks is gross.🤢) #adhd #audhd #autism #tism
March 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yesterday it was around 75° in Lansing. Today it’s snowing. *Jack Sparrow voice* Welcome to the Midwest, love.
March 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Yesterday it was around 75° in Lansing. Today it’s snowing. *Jack Sparrow voice* Welcome to the Midwest, love.
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Trump is releasing the Kennedy files to distract everyone from his administration blatantly defying a lawful court order don’t get bamboozled 👍🏻 #kennedyfiles #trump #fdt
March 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Trump is releasing the Kennedy files to distract everyone from his administration blatantly defying a lawful court order don’t get bamboozled 👍🏻 #kennedyfiles #trump #fdt
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If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre.
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
March 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre.
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
I heard someone talking about ‘poor Elon Musk’ and I laughed. I won’t be done hating that man until he’s living paycheck to paycheck 😂😂
March 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I heard someone talking about ‘poor Elon Musk’ and I laughed. I won’t be done hating that man until he’s living paycheck to paycheck 😂😂
After daylight savings time, months of winter where sundown comes at 5pm, and moving to from the coast to the western side of the time zone, my internal clock has no idea what time it is. We’re just along for the ride. 😂
March 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
After daylight savings time, months of winter where sundown comes at 5pm, and moving to from the coast to the western side of the time zone, my internal clock has no idea what time it is. We’re just along for the ride. 😂