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itsjocelyne.bsky.social
j$
@itsjocelyne.bsky.social
dallas tx
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black cats are not unlucky
December 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
ppl on the carnivore diet freak me out
December 14, 2024 at 5:42 PM
i know my tios are losing their minds rn
Whatsapp, Facebook & Instagram are currently down.
December 12, 2024 at 3:06 AM
the way ppl suck taylor swifts dick so hard makes me feel like i’m in an alternate universe bc her music is not good 😭😭😭
December 10, 2024 at 6:41 PM
STOP PUTTING HOT HONEY ON EVERYTHING
December 9, 2024 at 4:36 AM
ppl who don’t eat vegetables or fruits freak me out ik it smell like battery acid
December 5, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Your Honor I thought it would be funny
December 3, 2024 at 4:41 PM
the only thing getting me thru the week is getting margs w the girls tomorrow
November 30, 2024 at 3:27 AM
gunna bring a deck of uno cards to the function and ruin my family
November 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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oops
Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 1:59 PM
you mad but can’t beat my ass just shuttt uppppp😭😭😭
November 20, 2024 at 11:48 PM
slowly turning into my mexican mother the way i think everything needs hot sauce
November 20, 2024 at 4:44 PM
i need to go home rn
November 19, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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how do u say “sabotage them” but in a professional way
November 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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Y’all are regurgitating old viral tweets for engagement on here and I need it to stop 😭
November 19, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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The grim reaper doesn't kill you, right? He just escorts you to the afterlife? Why does he need to look like that then. Clean yourself up man, I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like this
November 18, 2024 at 3:50 PM
client just said “can’t believe it’s only tuesday!”
November 19, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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i like my sootcase
November 19, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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Our food not being safe is so exhausting
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 AM
can i make a gc on here or nah
November 18, 2024 at 2:59 AM
being on aux is so funny
November 17, 2024 at 3:10 AM
netflix is so useless, the biggest streaming platform in the world and yall can’t stream one boxing match ?😭
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 AM
let me drive the ufo !!!!
November 16, 2024 at 12:58 AM
wish aliens would just come down crack a beer and let me see inside the ufo damn
November 15, 2024 at 11:34 PM