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Jordan Turner
@itsgotstealth.bsky.social
I take photos and write stories | Creator of Samurai Unicorn

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2494020/Samurai_Unicorn/
Disposables for little weekends away is quickly becoming a bit of a tradition so we walk away with each other's pov of the trip.
February 15, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Celebrating our first Valentine's Day together out on the town for dinner and drinks. We stumbled into a bar with Bloodborne playing on a screen, so you know the night is going well.
February 14, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Gotta shoot two rolls of 120 film before I hand the Bronica back to my boss. Sad to see it go, but very grateful for the almost year long loan.
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Sometimes you just need to pass out in bed with the cats after a long week.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Always interesting seeing the results of LomoChrome Purple. This time I tried a medium format roll in the Bronica.
February 13, 2026 at 8:41 AM
My time with Bronica is coming to an end, but I still have a couple more rolls to shoot. Anyway, here's some expired Ilford Ortho Plus that turned out better than expected.
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Spontaneous catchups in the city and a roll of BW film loaded in my Nikon F3.

Trying out another one of Lomography's films. This one is Kino Berlin.
February 7, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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A few years back, our friends at newhaven made an original song for us. Here are some stills from the anime-style OP we put together to reveal the track.

Check it out on YT > youtu.be/s9ZNurR6Hz8
February 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Thursday is for taking the Bronica out and shooting some medium format film.

Got a roll of LomoChrome Purple loaded and sweating profusely in a local greenhouse hoping to get some interesting shots.
February 5, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Taking a roll of medium format film out in the Bronica feels like a great way to really focus in on a subject or location and just capture the things you might normally walk past.

I'm also becoming a big fan of LomoChrome Metropolis, especially on an overcast day.
February 5, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Walking around town on my break, trying to finish a roll so I can send it up to the lab. Of all the day jobs you can have while working on your dream game, I think I lucked out here.
February 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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You can save ammo by putting Klo's boots to good use and stomping dismembered VRmin,
January 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Every new character drawn up by Ridge feels instantly memorable. I cannot wait until we start translating them into lowpoly.
Down in the lower levels of Sydney3 you'll meet people from all walks of life hanging around one of the more popular entertainment districts.

Just wanted to show off some character concepts @ridgelowis.bsky.social has been working on.
January 30, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Got some new film in at the store last week and took it for a test roll around the harbour on a really nice evening. Looking back at all the shots and realising now that I am the happiest I've ever been and it really did come after my biggest low and period of self-doubt.

Shot on Lomo Classicolor
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Nothing personnel, kid
January 29, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Thursday arvos are for the Bronica.

Regret loading BW film, cause the sunny vibes and rich blues were too good.
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 AM
gf asked for a Samurai Unicorn tote bag, so I got a test one made from a local screen-printing place. I'm kinda into it...
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Sydney3 has some pretty iconic trains. Which one do you think we need to add to the game next?
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Ridge makes cool stuff
Promo material for Die! Die! Die! Corpse Magician, I did actually print out and cut up all the logos, art etc, glue them onto a page and photocopy them for that authentic look @deviladhd.bsky.social 🖨️
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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No one is really certain where the VRmin Plague originated, but they do know it is spread by the parasitic creatures known as VRmites. Efforts to eradicate the nests popping in the lower levels has been increasingly difficult in recent months.
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Please explain to me what you get out of a CM Punk match, like what is the actual appeal of his current in-ring performance. I just want to understand.
January 27, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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Thanks to the Hardsuit Program and pilots like Zoe Lancer, S3PF injuries at pedestrian checkpoints have decreased by 20 percent.

There is no concrete evidence supporting claims that civilian causalities have spiked since the deployment of the Hardsuits in populated areas.
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Feeling very grateful after a long weekend well-spent with you. Almost the end of January and I could not ask for a better start to 2026.
January 26, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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Everyone in the lower levels of Sydney3 knows that patrol officers become increasingly desperate to fill quotas before the end of year. This dramatic uptick in arrests is colloquially known as Swooping Season.
January 23, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Healing myself by taking the Bronica out at least once a week to shoot 12 shots on film.
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 AM