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Jordan Turner
@itsgotstealth.bsky.social
I take photos and write stories | Creator of Samurai Unicorn

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2494020/Samurai_Unicorn/
December 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Best birthday I've ever had and all it took was waking up in a different city with you.
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Travelling down to Melbourne to celebrate my birthday and New Years with the people I love.
December 28, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Most thoughtful gift I received was this resin lamp. I don't even think I told her I was a Godzilla fan, but she noticed and I felt very seen.
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I feel like Xmas lunch was a real milestone moment for my cooking journey. Glazing a ham is super simple, but felt super meaningful to do that for my family after all their support this year. Then I took a big swing and made mango pancakes for Boxing Day brekky.
December 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Last day of work for the year and then after Xmas I'm travelling down to celebrate my birthday with this pair. So ready for 2026!
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Been a bit quiet, but we're hard at work on the next big mission location. This one is a Sydney icon!

Patrons can read about it all here > www.patreon.com/posts/sydney...
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Went to a Lucha show back in the start of November and took a disposable camera along, so this is my soft pitch to any Sydney indie promotions to let me shoot some film for you in any capacity... I will bring a better camera and the appropriate film stock for the occasion next time.
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM
After the high of our first showcase at SXSW Syd, some issues behind the scenes and in my personal life kinda really got me down, but I'm glad to say I'm heading into the end of the year in a really positive place and ready to fully embrace the life I've been working on these past couple of months.
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Finally sorted out the battery issues that has been getting in the way of shooting more medium format.

Took the Bronica out onto breakwall during the heatwave and got some shots on Kodak TMax.
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Art lives in the gap between the vision in your mind and what you are capable of achieving with your current skill set. If you try to bypass this gap, what is left will be devoid of soul.
December 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Reaction to that character in Metroid really just shows that you must resist the voices in the room that demand overt tutorialisation from chatty NPCs and have confidence in the atmosphere + tone of your project. Especially when the series is known primarily for that atmosphere.
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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this is so cart-before-horse to me. i don't accept that people's attention spans are shorter in a way that has to matter. the problem is that we keep thinking that and "complying in advance" with the imagined boogieman of "people not paying attention nowadays". nothing done in that direction helps
You wanna know why we're having nag line discourse in 2025? Because developers know we're fighting an attention economy war we'll lose no matter what. Players don't read, have TikTok open next to them, god forbid we are scared you miss something and then blame us for not giving you all the info.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is a must watch! Pls support the production of this series
It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs

📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!

Watch Now!! 📺

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I don't get the love for CM Punk and the way all the blame for that match bring placed solely on Jey Uso makes me think I've gone crazy.
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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June 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It's hard to overcome the "what I would have done" style criticism and even then, the attitude gets baked into the tone in other ways... Like "games writing has always been bad" as if you are the only one who sees the flaws of an entire medium.
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I think writing for games will always be the lightning rod for vitriolic criticism because a not-insignificant amount of critics fancy themselves better writers than the people making games by default.
I'm going to be honest it is unpleasant to work in the discipline within the games industry that people seem to have especially-reserved venom for. Nobody seems really intent on calling out, eg, video game sountracks they think are middling as if it's really important to yell about.
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just to get ahead of it, the writing in Samurai Unicorn will be bad because "it's a video game story", but also really good because "it knows what it is"
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Most anticipated release of the year!
🚨 THE BUNLITH ANIME IS REAL 🚨

🎉Introducing BUNLITH: THE WITCH UP STAIRS 🐇🐇

📅 EPISODE 1 is premiering on November 3rd (thats in 5 days!!)

📈 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN FOR SEASON 1 launching at the same time!!!

SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS THE LAUNCH: youtube.com/@b0tster
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I would have just bought the regular old Halo: Combat Evolved for the PS5...
October 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Back to work at my job in the film lab, but taking a second to think about SXSW Syd and how great of a first showcase experience it was. Definitely got the live event bug now and hoping to get down for MIGW next year.
October 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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✨Updated this Masked Rider/Kamen Rider piece from 2020 cause it's still one of my faves✨
October 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Aussie devs and game people! Come and say hi if you are around.
This week we are going to be at SXSW Sydney! If you see us at the booth come say hi or reach out to meet up if we're mutuals.

There's also a people's choice vote this week, so if you want to help us win, I've got some details below for that!
October 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Aussie devs and game people! Come and say hi if you are around.
This week we are going to be at SXSW Sydney! If you see us at the booth come say hi or reach out to meet up if we're mutuals.

There's also a people's choice vote this week, so if you want to help us win, I've got some details below for that!
October 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM