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Jordan Turner
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I take photos and write stories | Creator of Samurai Unicorn

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2494020/Samurai_Unicorn/
This is a must watch! Pls support the production of this series
It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs

📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!

Watch Now!! 📺

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I don't get the love for CM Punk and the way all the blame for that match bring placed solely on Jey Uso makes me think I've gone crazy.
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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June 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It's hard to overcome the "what I would have done" style criticism and even then, the attitude gets baked into the tone in other ways... Like "games writing has always been bad" as if you are the only one who sees the flaws of an entire medium.
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I think writing for games will always be the lightning rod for vitriolic criticism because a not-insignificant amount of critics fancy themselves better writers than the people making games by default.
I'm going to be honest it is unpleasant to work in the discipline within the games industry that people seem to have especially-reserved venom for. Nobody seems really intent on calling out, eg, video game sountracks they think are middling as if it's really important to yell about.
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just to get ahead of it, the writing in Samurai Unicorn will be bad because "it's a video game story", but also really good because "it knows what it is"
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Most anticipated release of the year!
🚨 THE BUNLITH ANIME IS REAL 🚨

🎉Introducing BUNLITH: THE WITCH UP STAIRS 🐇🐇

📅 EPISODE 1 is premiering on November 3rd (thats in 5 days!!)

📈 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN FOR SEASON 1 launching at the same time!!!

SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS THE LAUNCH: youtube.com/@b0tster
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I would have just bought the regular old Halo: Combat Evolved for the PS5...
October 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Back to work at my job in the film lab, but taking a second to think about SXSW Syd and how great of a first showcase experience it was. Definitely got the live event bug now and hoping to get down for MIGW next year.
October 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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✨Updated this Masked Rider/Kamen Rider piece from 2020 cause it's still one of my faves✨
October 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Aussie devs and game people! Come and say hi if you are around.
This week we are going to be at SXSW Sydney! If you see us at the booth come say hi or reach out to meet up if we're mutuals.

There's also a people's choice vote this week, so if you want to help us win, I've got some details below for that!
October 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Aussie devs and game people! Come and say hi if you are around.
This week we are going to be at SXSW Sydney! If you see us at the booth come say hi or reach out to meet up if we're mutuals.

There's also a people's choice vote this week, so if you want to help us win, I've got some details below for that!
October 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Having a bit of fun with old poster designs for SamUni and hoping to make something cool for our booth.
Getting some stuff ready for the SXSW Sydney Games Showcase. If you're gonna be there, keep an eye out for our booth and say hi!
October 6, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Having a bit of fun with old poster designs for SamUni and hoping to make something cool for our booth.
Getting some stuff ready for the SXSW Sydney Games Showcase. If you're gonna be there, keep an eye out for our booth and say hi!
October 6, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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🏁Nightmare Kart: THE OLD KARTS🏁

Check out a trailer showing off all the beach themed levels, as well as a sneak peek at the mid campaign boss fight: the Orphan of Karts! 🌴🏍️

📅 Coming: When its ready! 📅

#NightmareKart
October 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
As of today I have officially been working at this film lab for a whole year. Best job I've had so far, best boss too... Truly kept me afloat during the worst time of my life. Anyway, here is a shot from the first roll the lab developed for me.
September 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I really like taking photos of Kamen Rider Black...
September 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Silksong is a beautiful game.
September 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
One part of the indie marketing rat race that should probably die is the 'hitching your wagon' to other big releases in order to get eyes on your project. I'm sorry, your meme post is probably not going to help anyone care or actually remember your game that is still in development.
September 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Another piece of the combat design puzzle in place.
Bare fists don't do much against VRmin, but a three hit combo will knock them down and give you an opportunity to take aim with something more lethal.
September 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Unapologetically reminding you that Samurai Unicorn is shaping up to be the coolest Australian game. Give us a couple more years and you might feel the same way.
The new opening for the game is shaping up to be pretty fun! Just got the music and I am in love.
September 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Not a surprise that some light to moderate sledging of Silksong is occurring from the Aus Game Dev/Journo scene... Tall poppy syndrome is real and the only way you survive is if you somehow are buddies with everyone.
September 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Unapologetically reminding you that Samurai Unicorn is shaping up to be the coolest Australian game. Give us a couple more years and you might feel the same way.
The new opening for the game is shaping up to be pretty fun! Just got the music and I am in love.
September 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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shot on a mixture of nikon f3, canon ae-1 and sony a7s

composited optically in-camera, no photoshop or digital post effects used

1/18th scale miniatures with rear projection (E6 reversal film)
August 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I am in this post... Which should be obvious with one glance at the Parasitic Gauntlet in SamUni
If you guys have never seen this photo from The Phantom Of Regular Size I feel like a lot of you could build a personality around it.
August 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM