Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Reposted by it's niko

walking mirage

@wolf.observer

climbing into the wrestling ring and turning to face the crowd and waving and then turning back around and immediately blowing my opponent to smithereens with heat vision

November 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM

Reposted by it's niko

HOPE IS ALIVE 🪨 akrul

@cassiterite.bsky.social

there are at least as many genders as there are Neopets paintbrushes

November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM

it's niko

@itscerpin.bsky.social

my girlfriend doesnt let me have saltwater taffy. she says the sugar hypes me up too much and i become the devils plaything

November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM

Reposted by it's niko

Lazer

@lazermcgraw.bsky.social

You do not owe sincerity to ANYONE, you can ALWAYS talk in riddles, your life CAN be the carefully constructed ARG of your dreams

November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM

Reposted by it's niko

aura

@aura-autumn.bsky.social

the faceless is super special to me and my former group and i would love to see this happen 💚

Toasty Seahorse Studio @toastyseahorse.bsky.social · 2d

Do you wanna build a Faceless? It doesn't have to be a Faceless!

At $149,682, we'll work with the original authors to update three limited edition playbooks:

The Faceless by Bret Gillan
The News by Josh Savoie
The Show by Elliot Baker

A paid gig for @pseudo310.bsky.social, Josh, and Eliot.

Apocalypse World: Burned Over

The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.

www.kickstarter.com

November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM

Reposted by it's niko

noah 🔭

@ixnoah.live

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM

Reposted by it's niko

Dr. Frank Sloth

@nihilistneopets.bsky.social

Aqua blue Kadoatie petpet behind cage bars with pink neon cursive text that reads “Time Theft Tuesday”.

April 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM

Reposted by it's niko

Katie Aki ✶

@katieaki.bsky.social

Keep Trying
#art

a digital drawing of a gray cat with a capped eye and studded collar, leaning forward and bleeding from the nose. It looks at the viewer with defiance or determination. Text around it says “get killed eight times/ come back nine”. The red border around the image has two cars, arrows, knives, and poison bottles, numbered to match its deaths.

November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM

it's niko

@itscerpin.bsky.social

vacation cuties demand to go back on vacation

Aura, a white person with short green hair, blue eyes, glasses with clear-pink frames, and wearing a pink shirt with faded black text that reads WORLD'S OKAYEST SISTER, stands on the right. niko, a taller white person with blue eyes, long green hair, circular frame glasses, eyeliner, and a black turtleneck shirt with a crescent moon on the collar, stands on the left. they are smiling and standing in front of a glass door. in the reflection of the door you can see palm fronds, other green plant life, and a black fence with vertical bars.

November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM

Reposted by it's niko

GlacierClear

@glacierclear.bsky.social

November 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM

Reposted by it's niko

Shen Comix

@shenanigansen.bsky.social

Panel 1: A nun in traditional nun garb has her hands in praying position in front of Shen. She says "God has a plan for ALL of us, my child. Even YOU."

Panel 2: Shen is sort of 'pogging' at her, clearly pleasantly surprised and excited by what she said.

Panel 3: Shen looks up at the sky, his eyes full of wonder, surrounded by sparkles. Beams of light shine through the clouds above.

Panel 4: God is up there with his fingers rested on his head, his tongue out, and a big sweat drop, as if to say "oopsie".

November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM

it's niko

@itscerpin.bsky.social

what they dont tell you about attending your favorite artists music event at the coca cola roxy is that one audience member is chosen to become the new Bearer Of The Curse. and now, after never winning anything in my entire life, guess what assholes

November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM

Reposted by it's niko

aura

@aura-autumn.bsky.social

for the last three years i have been writing a breaking bad fanfiction but in my version walter white doesn't cook meth and he stays a teacher. the rest of the plot is very different and none of the other characters are there. he invents an invisible gun and sells it to hawaii

October 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM

Reposted by it's niko

aura

@aura-autumn.bsky.social

crying absolutely disgusting, hard, soul-wrenching, drool and snot sobs, my body shaking, having to be held up on stage by my friends and loved ones as i am gifted the coveted Macaroni Award on live television

October 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM

Reposted by it's niko

it's niko

@itscerpin.bsky.social

i always make myself stop looking at a drawing for awhile after i finish it but before posting it so i can try to catch out any art errors before throwing it up online. and yet, i still didnt catch the unshaded part inside of her buns

this does mean i can force everyone to behold a chia again tho