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ritz
@itsatastymeal.bsky.social
· Feb 5
ich habe paranoide schizophrenie
need to do something with my eyebrows they're bothering me tips and tricks suggestions welcome ive floated shaving them off or bleaching them but i think bleaching scares me bc im clumsy
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
need to do something with my eyebrows they're bothering me tips and tricks suggestions welcome ive floated shaving them off or bleaching them but i think bleaching scares me bc im clumsy
do the houston texans have a big mac sack kind of deal with the local mcdonalds. when the big red record a sack you can get a free big mac the following day. i dont know if they have multipliers on those deals but could you imagine eight free big macs? thats like one for every day of the week
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
do the houston texans have a big mac sack kind of deal with the local mcdonalds. when the big red record a sack you can get a free big mac the following day. i dont know if they have multipliers on those deals but could you imagine eight free big macs? thats like one for every day of the week
i have no love for zach lavine im sorry when hes on a team they are bad its his fault
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i have no love for zach lavine im sorry when hes on a team they are bad its his fault
my beloved kings are nothing without de'aaron its breaking my heart
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my beloved kings are nothing without de'aaron its breaking my heart
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sign up for my doctor service i dont really know how it works really but its like 150$ #discourse
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
sign up for my doctor service i dont really know how it works really but its like 150$ #discourse
boris johnson if he were a sponge: porous johnson
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
boris johnson if he were a sponge: porous johnson
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Buffalo leads 20-17. But lets check out the MACTION Meat Raffle spread.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Buffalo leads 20-17. But lets check out the MACTION Meat Raffle spread.
pre shift horrors you know em you love em
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
pre shift horrors you know em you love em
doing the #sittinginthecarwithnoac challenge
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
doing the #sittinginthecarwithnoac challenge
as a kid i thought jerry rice was asian because his last name was rice and i ate rice and i was and still am asian
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
as a kid i thought jerry rice was asian because his last name was rice and i ate rice and i was and still am asian
MIRACULOUS!: Aaron Rodgers's wife resurrected after Cloudflare outage resolved
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
MIRACULOUS!: Aaron Rodgers's wife resurrected after Cloudflare outage resolved
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SURINAME IS IN THE PLAYOFFS ON A 94TH MINUTE OWN GOAL
i have a feeling some real wacky shit is gonna go down in concacaf tonight
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
SURINAME IS IN THE PLAYOFFS ON A 94TH MINUTE OWN GOAL
the person who made the oreo probably felt sooooooo good when they made it right
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
the person who made the oreo probably felt sooooooo good when they made it right
this moves me it really is the beautiful game
Scotland [4] - 2 Denmark - K. McLean 90+8'
It's done! No Playoff! Straight through! And WHAT A GOAL TO FINISH IT OFF!!!!
It's done! No Playoff! Straight through! And WHAT A GOAL TO FINISH IT OFF!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
this moves me it really is the beautiful game
can a gal be excited about the world cup next year
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
can a gal be excited about the world cup next year
gleyber torres leaving the yankees was huge for baseball because he looks so much better with a beard (i know they stopped doing the no beard thing)
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
gleyber torres leaving the yankees was huge for baseball because he looks so much better with a beard (i know they stopped doing the no beard thing)
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INF Gleyber Torres has accepted his qualifying offer and will return to the Tigers next season!
#RepDetroit
#RepDetroit
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
INF Gleyber Torres has accepted his qualifying offer and will return to the Tigers next season!
#RepDetroit
#RepDetroit
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the pitt cereal milk fandom is dying! retweet if you are a true pitt cereal milk head!
October 26, 2023 at 1:38 AM
the pitt cereal milk fandom is dying! retweet if you are a true pitt cereal milk head!
now heres the cherry on top
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
now heres the cherry on top
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more like outernet because people are being kept out of the net
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
more like outernet because people are being kept out of the net