If I see a buncha hats I’m gonna try and wear as many as I can. Always have always will.

I’m one bixie haircut and a cooler car away from becoming unstoppable

Is it too early in the year to rewatch BoJack Horseman? I feel like I need to wait for it to be cold and dreary again

Today’s whimsy forecast is off the charts and in response I may purchase a balloon animal kit

I HATE THE BANKS. I HATE THEM SO MUCH. PLEASE. I YEARN FOR THE BARTER SYSTEM.

The horse is on its way !!!

🐴

slay

Anytime I’m playing CD and a song that I don’t know comes on I turn towards it, point, and say “who are you??”

Somebody yelled at me for posting about Ganymede instead of /the state of things/ last night.

I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now