isukatpushups.bsky.social
@isukatpushups.bsky.social
Just a 🏳️‍🌈 girl from Connecticut who never learned to shut her mouth
🏳️‍⚧️ Ally with bail money and a 🔫permit. Leave them alone and fuck with me instead.
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Over on tiktok a Texas woman called all her local churches asking for baby formula w/the sound of a crying baby in the background. Only a handful of churches, mostly Catholic offered help. IIRC a Mosque & a Buddhist Temple also answered the call. Vast majority of the Protestants fumbled. HARD

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November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
How tf did my ancestors survive countless harsh winters only for me to have lips that are so sensitive they CRACK AND BLEED the moment the temp dips below 50f?

I'm not exaggerating, it looks like someone punched me in the mouth right now. This is bullshit. 😫
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
#hazbinhotel

Ok so I'm putting my bet down now: if anyone in season 2 is getting redeemed, its Cherri Bomb.

Three reasons

1) she's the only "free soul" at the hotel right now. I think we're gonna find out that overlords are power enough to keep a redeemed soul from ascending.

1/3
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Reposted
Good.
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
He was always my favorite character but watching Sir Pentious go from "eternal 40 year old virgin" to "absolute man whore for Cherri Bomb" is giving me whiplash.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Mamdani won the Mayoral race in NYC and I'm going to be fucking insufferable about it for the rest of the week 😂
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Crying laughing and damn near pissing myself at this. 😂
October 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm ok with the water that was wasted to make this
October 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is your monthly reminder that the same people who told you your empathy was both weakness and sin, have no business demanding it from you any time they suffer a loss.

Be the lesser person. They deserve it.
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Ok y'know what? That's valid I can't even bitch about this
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This 💯 encapsulates my experience with most drivers in this country.
October 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Watching farmers of all people act smug and self righteous about SNAP being frozen is wild.

Ignoring the fact that he has MOST CERTAINLY taken govt handouts, what does he think will happen to his fucking farm when 12% of its consumer base can't afford food anymore?
October 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Daily reminder that anytime you come across someone complaining that the left won't engage in the "marketplace of ideas" this is the shit they want us to engage with.
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Special guest showed up at No Kings n was very vocal about hating Taco! #nokings
October 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Self righteously braying about taking over this platform and turning it away from an echo chamber WHILE YOUR COMMENTS ARE DISABLED is peak hypocrisy.

MAGA, y'all are the intellectual equivalent of a crusty sock. And I don't respect you on any human level.
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Dusting this off for the new wave of conservative trolls. Welcome to bluesky assholes 🖕
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It works every fucking time! 😂
October 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"More voices from across the political spectrum" AKA people who are genuinely desperate to convince me that entire groups of people aren't human enough to deserve rights.

Disrespectfully, eat my whole ass.
This site would actually be better if it had more voices from across the political spectrum, and efforts to push out right wing accounts are only entrenching Twitter/X's dominant position in the political discourse.
October 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
In case the 7 of you who stumble upon my page by accident are confused where I stand.
October 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reposted
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This guy is cofounder of the "Purple Revolution". Listen to the Fruedian Slip about 10 seconds in and tell me again why I should trust him.
October 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Just to clarify my previous comment on the "Purple Revolution" I don't think it's impossible for MAGA to have a change of heart. But if any of them were going to leave the party, it would've been between 2020 & 2021

NO ONE who watched Jan 6 unfold and went "yep that's my guy!" Is to be trusted
October 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Y'all realize this "Purple Revolution" shit is a trap right? You really think the same people who have been drinking MAGAs kool-aid for 10+ years are going to have a change of heart and work with leftists? 😂

Bestie they're gonna spy on you and report you to the FBI for being "Antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM