isthiscanon
@isthiscanon.bsky.social
You may know me as adamsmasher or loudheadphones. I'm gonna be a bit spicier on here than my other socials. Pronouns would be they/he but I have a job. Late 30's. Philly.
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isthiscanon
@isthiscanon.bsky.social
· Nov 27
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Yes! What if we treated extremely normal human variation as something other than a "disorder"???
www.positive.news/society/yout...
www.positive.news/society/yout...
Rethinking ADHD as ‘hypercuriosity’
What if ADHD isn’t a deficit of attention, but an intensified curiosity? A new study explores how reframing ADHD could transform education
www.positive.news
February 14, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Yes! What if we treated extremely normal human variation as something other than a "disorder"???
www.positive.news/society/yout...
www.positive.news/society/yout...
I have not been fucked in I think 6 months and the worst part is I know it's at least partially due to my own lack of effort. Douching out for lackluster guys who might not even show is just too much work nowadays, ya know?
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I have not been fucked in I think 6 months and the worst part is I know it's at least partially due to my own lack of effort. Douching out for lackluster guys who might not even show is just too much work nowadays, ya know?
I'm at the point where I assume every video that's from the pov of a video doorbell or nanny cam is AI slop.
February 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I'm at the point where I assume every video that's from the pov of a video doorbell or nanny cam is AI slop.
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Was looking up romantic restaurants to go to with my husband for Valentine's, and this fucking article really just tried to recommend goddamn Dave and Buster's to me. I'm going to be mailing them a bomb
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Was looking up romantic restaurants to go to with my husband for Valentine's, and this fucking article really just tried to recommend goddamn Dave and Buster's to me. I'm going to be mailing them a bomb
I am extremely vanilla and not into furry stuff whatsoever (no judgement), so my "hear me out" is gonna be most people's like, Pamela Anderson. So please understand that when I tell you that Splendib from Centaurworld really, really does something for me, this is me being vulnerable.
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I am extremely vanilla and not into furry stuff whatsoever (no judgement), so my "hear me out" is gonna be most people's like, Pamela Anderson. So please understand that when I tell you that Splendib from Centaurworld really, really does something for me, this is me being vulnerable.
Thinking about the Fallout show and it seemed that Steph and her were wearing what seemed like more modern clothing with modern hairstyles than the 50's styled Americans. I wonder if I'm reading into it too much, or if Canada (and the rest of the world) didn't stay stuck in the 50s.
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Thinking about the Fallout show and it seemed that Steph and her were wearing what seemed like more modern clothing with modern hairstyles than the 50's styled Americans. I wonder if I'm reading into it too much, or if Canada (and the rest of the world) didn't stay stuck in the 50s.
I haven't gotten to the elimination yet but Ms Don't could have gotten up for that lip sync and burped for two minutes and still deserve the win for her talent show
That was an episode of drag race. The queens flopped that judging
February 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I haven't gotten to the elimination yet but Ms Don't could have gotten up for that lip sync and burped for two minutes and still deserve the win for her talent show
fwb asked me tonight the last time I bottomed and I genuinely can't remember. I'm *hoping* it was sometime in the last six months but I'm honestly not sure. I should change that ASAP.
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 AM
fwb asked me tonight the last time I bottomed and I genuinely can't remember. I'm *hoping* it was sometime in the last six months but I'm honestly not sure. I should change that ASAP.
To be clear, I was getting picked up in center City Philadelphia. There's no excuse for Lyft to say "confirming driver details in 1-2 minutes" for a full half hour.
Had to wait for Lyft to finally send me a driver after waiting for over 30 minutes in 14°f while listening to straight bros say "f----t fucking r-----d" to each other over and over outside the bar and when I finally got picked up I started crying in the car. I may never be warm again.
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 AM
To be clear, I was getting picked up in center City Philadelphia. There's no excuse for Lyft to say "confirming driver details in 1-2 minutes" for a full half hour.
Had to wait for Lyft to finally send me a driver after waiting for over 30 minutes in 14°f while listening to straight bros say "f----t fucking r-----d" to each other over and over outside the bar and when I finally got picked up I started crying in the car. I may never be warm again.
February 1, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Had to wait for Lyft to finally send me a driver after waiting for over 30 minutes in 14°f while listening to straight bros say "f----t fucking r-----d" to each other over and over outside the bar and when I finally got picked up I started crying in the car. I may never be warm again.
I am very much team "briar fainted for real". The wide-open eyed stagger, the unsexy fall, the snapping back into it, none of that is how someone who can't act would fake fainting.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I am very much team "briar fainted for real". The wide-open eyed stagger, the unsexy fall, the snapping back into it, none of that is how someone who can't act would fake fainting.
Crazy cuz Kurt Maloney is one of the hottest dropout regulars.
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Crazy cuz Kurt Maloney is one of the hottest dropout regulars.
So Briar Blush got two big roles with pages of dialogue, and Mandy Mango got a post-it note's worth of script for a role meant to be outshined by design. I haven't even gotten to the judging yet but I know who's going home.
January 17, 2026 at 4:37 AM
So Briar Blush got two big roles with pages of dialogue, and Mandy Mango got a post-it note's worth of script for a role meant to be outshined by design. I haven't even gotten to the judging yet but I know who's going home.
Nintendo switch year in review as well as all time.
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Nintendo switch year in review as well as all time.
Advertising an Erika Kirk special in the middle of drag race is... a choice
January 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Advertising an Erika Kirk special in the middle of drag race is... a choice
Oh, you don't watch drag race? You don't like musicals? You're not gonna watch the gay hockey show? That's so brave of you to say. Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Oh, you don't watch drag race? You don't like musicals? You're not gonna watch the gay hockey show? That's so brave of you to say. Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?
Btw my car was repo'd, not stolen 😭
Should find out tomorrow if I can get it back. Stay up to date on your car payments, kids
Should find out tomorrow if I can get it back. Stay up to date on your car payments, kids
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Btw my car was repo'd, not stolen 😭
Should find out tomorrow if I can get it back. Stay up to date on your car payments, kids
Should find out tomorrow if I can get it back. Stay up to date on your car payments, kids
Time for dry January. Booooooooo
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Time for dry January. Booooooooo
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January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Don't let 2025 end without me seeing your dick.
January 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Don't let 2025 end without me seeing your dick.
Reposted by isthiscanon
Vic is geveen rong eyes 👁️👄👁️
December 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Vic is geveen rong eyes 👁️👄👁️
Guess who caught a shiny Dratini motherfuckers
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Guess who caught a shiny Dratini motherfuckers