I Start Fires
@istartfires.bsky.social
#IStartFires so you don't have to! 💧
Raising awareness about #FireSafety with a matchstick sense of humor, and a fire extinguisher in hand. #SafetyFirst, chaos never! 🚒
Disclaimer: I do not condone the starting of fires by people who are not me. 🔥
Raising awareness about #FireSafety with a matchstick sense of humor, and a fire extinguisher in hand. #SafetyFirst, chaos never! 🚒
Disclaimer: I do not condone the starting of fires by people who are not me. 🔥
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I Start Fires
@istartfires.bsky.social
· Sep 25
I just want to say that my mother was allergic to Tylenol and she refused to vaccinate me, yet I still run a fire safety PSA account.
I want to be a fire fighter but I don't think I could do much to help.
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I want to be a fire fighter but I don't think I could do much to help.
I am terrified of power tools.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I am terrified of power tools.
There is a lot of stuff I want to do, but most of it doesn't make money.
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
There is a lot of stuff I want to do, but most of it doesn't make money.
Can I be the mayor please?
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Can I be the mayor please?
I want to get a PHD. What is the easiest doctorate guys?
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I want to get a PHD. What is the easiest doctorate guys?
We should all be nice to each other.
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
We should all be nice to each other.
As I get older I am more comfortable in being myself and less afraid of making mistakes. I've already made these same mistakes before and I know how to survive them now.
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
As I get older I am more comfortable in being myself and less afraid of making mistakes. I've already made these same mistakes before and I know how to survive them now.
*Photo of eggs on fire.*
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
*Photo of eggs on fire.*
Google locked my account saying I showed activity consistent with being a kid or teen. They want my ID, even though my money sure was good enough for them to take. Thry didn't cancel my YouTube premium subscription though, so I did that myself. I have had this account for 10 years. This is insane.
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Google locked my account saying I showed activity consistent with being a kid or teen. They want my ID, even though my money sure was good enough for them to take. Thry didn't cancel my YouTube premium subscription though, so I did that myself. I have had this account for 10 years. This is insane.
Don't ever lose hope.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Don't ever lose hope.
My doctor called me at 4:57am this morning and left me a voicemail. There is no way that she has good news.
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My doctor called me at 4:57am this morning and left me a voicemail. There is no way that she has good news.
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Every day, I make a conscious effort to do the right thing because I desperately want to be a good person. It's not easy. I can be impatient, angry, bitchy, and selfish like everyone else, but I think it helps to remember that being a decent human is a lifelong habit, not a permanent state of being.
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Every day, I make a conscious effort to do the right thing because I desperately want to be a good person. It's not easy. I can be impatient, angry, bitchy, and selfish like everyone else, but I think it helps to remember that being a decent human is a lifelong habit, not a permanent state of being.
For anyone who hasn't picked up on the joke yet; my username is I Start Fires because I have started multiple accidental fires in my life. The most recent one was starting a fire on my stove with overflowing kidney beans. This is why I started a fire safety account. I am not telling you do do arson.
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
For anyone who hasn't picked up on the joke yet; my username is I Start Fires because I have started multiple accidental fires in my life. The most recent one was starting a fire on my stove with overflowing kidney beans. This is why I started a fire safety account. I am not telling you do do arson.
Whenever you think: "Someone should do something." remember that you ARE someone.
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Whenever you think: "Someone should do something." remember that you ARE someone.
Millions of people on social media are all saying we should be good and kind to each other, but 10 people repeatedly say "NO", and nothing changes.
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Millions of people on social media are all saying we should be good and kind to each other, but 10 people repeatedly say "NO", and nothing changes.
Everyone is equally flammable. Don't do unsafe stuff people!
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Everyone is equally flammable. Don't do unsafe stuff people!
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You can’t heal in the same context that made you mask.
If your life was built around pleasing everyone else, unmasking will look like rebellion.
It’s not rebellion.
It’s restoration.
If your life was built around pleasing everyone else, unmasking will look like rebellion.
It’s not rebellion.
It’s restoration.
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
You can’t heal in the same context that made you mask.
If your life was built around pleasing everyone else, unmasking will look like rebellion.
It’s not rebellion.
It’s restoration.
If your life was built around pleasing everyone else, unmasking will look like rebellion.
It’s not rebellion.
It’s restoration.
Governments do not announce that have become fascist.
They announce that anti-fascists are enemies of the State.
Community is more important now than ever. We must all be there for each other, and be the kindness that is seldom seen in these days.
They announce that anti-fascists are enemies of the State.
Community is more important now than ever. We must all be there for each other, and be the kindness that is seldom seen in these days.
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Governments do not announce that have become fascist.
They announce that anti-fascists are enemies of the State.
Community is more important now than ever. We must all be there for each other, and be the kindness that is seldom seen in these days.
They announce that anti-fascists are enemies of the State.
Community is more important now than ever. We must all be there for each other, and be the kindness that is seldom seen in these days.
I am the fire unsafety guy! Don't do what I do! 🔥
November 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I am the fire unsafety guy! Don't do what I do! 🔥
Got my cat neutered just in time for No Nut November! Remember to stay and neuter your pets folks!
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Got my cat neutered just in time for No Nut November! Remember to stay and neuter your pets folks!
Hello lovely people. I hope you're all having a good fire safety day!
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hello lovely people. I hope you're all having a good fire safety day!
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SNAP is a domestic violence intervention. Being able to feed your family is foundational to leaving an abusive relationship.
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
SNAP is a domestic violence intervention. Being able to feed your family is foundational to leaving an abusive relationship.
In life, there is not much we must do, but to be good to each other to not fail in life.
November 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
In life, there is not much we must do, but to be good to each other to not fail in life.
An accessibility situation has been brought to my attention. King Electrical Manufacturing Co. has cut off service to their remote thermostat products and when a customer reached out for help, they insulted his #blind wife. Please share these videos to get this situation more traction. #A11Y
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I like to eat burnt meat. People don't like coming to my cookouts and say it's weird, but the char is the best part!
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I like to eat burnt meat. People don't like coming to my cookouts and say it's weird, but the char is the best part!