very cool and not at all concerning that the nose piercing I got over a month ago has waited until now to decide that it doesn’t want to heal properly, completely fine imo

aer lingus app genuinely hates to see me coming why am I like this

zero reason for the Chicken Little soundtrack to go as hard as it does tbh

this week has been approx five days too long

Find someone who looks at you like Robbie Keane looks at a football club associated with a authoritarian regime.

one million phone calls to make in work to reschedule things again today and everyone’s like “oh I thought the weather was supposed to start clear up today?” like sorry do I look like Met Éireann to you

the mondayest thursday that has ever thursdayed

basically just copy and pasting from the other app to actually remind me to use this so if you see the same post twice say nothing sound x

would consider myself fairly good at wrapping presents all the same but jesus lads that build a bear box has broken me

Stephen Donnelly showing up at Soc Dems headquarters pretending he never quit

I would ban people saying "an historic", that H is aspirated it is not a vowel get a hold of yourself