Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead!
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November 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for autofellatio before starting.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
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@ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social pssst….guess what?
a crab is crawling on a sandy beach with trees in the background
Alt: a crab is dancing on a sandy beach with trees in the background. Then hundreds of crabs dancing at a crab rave. This gif is traditionally shared on Tumblr as a way of announcing the passing of ….. persons
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November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
@ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social pssst….guess what?
Dick Cheney ragequit when it was clear that Mamdani was going to win.
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Dick Cheney ragequit when it was clear that Mamdani was going to win.
YES! DICK CHENEY *IS* DEAD!
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
YES! DICK CHENEY *IS* DEAD!
No, but... bsky.app/profile/yash...
President Trump tells reporters aboard Air Force One that he doesn’t think he’s going to get into heaven.
“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”
(I isolated Trump’s voice)
“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”
(I isolated Trump’s voice)
October 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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No, but fascist propagandist Charlie Kirk is unlikely to ever wake up. www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
Live updates: Charlie Kirk shot at Utah Valley University event | CNN
President Donald Trump’s ally Charlie Kirk was shot at an event in Utah, a source familiar with the matter says. Follow for live news updates.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
No, but fascist propagandist Charlie Kirk is unlikely to ever wake up. www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
No, but Focus on the Family founder James Dobson, who spent his life oppressing women, LGBTQ people, and encouraging parents to hit their children, is dead.
August 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
No, but Focus on the Family founder James Dobson, who spent his life oppressing women, LGBTQ people, and encouraging parents to hit their children, is dead.
No, but one of the architects of the resurgence of fascism in the US is. www.newsweek.com/heritage-fou...
Heritage Foundation founder Edwin J. Feulner dead at 83
Heritage Foundation founder Edwin J. Feulner has died at age 83, the conservative think tank confirmed in a statement Friday night.
www.newsweek.com
July 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
No, but one of the architects of the resurgence of fascism in the US is. www.newsweek.com/heritage-fou...
No, but it feels like something extremely cool is about to happen.
June 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
No, but it feels like something extremely cool is about to happen.
No, but Genocide Joe might not be around much longer.
May 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
No, but Genocide Joe might not be around much longer.
No, but the CEO responsible for the deaths of thousands of UnitedHealthcare subscribers every year is.
December 5, 2024 at 6:58 AM
No, but the CEO responsible for the deaths of thousands of UnitedHealthcare subscribers every year is.
No, and I once again do not have any other good news for you either.
September 15, 2024 at 7:39 PM
No, and I once again do not have any other good news for you either.
I know this is surprising and disappointing to a lot of people, but Dick Cheney is not dead yet. He has mostly withdrawn from public life since leaving office, which is why you haven't heard much from him lately. I'll keep you updated when that changes.
September 7, 2024 at 4:19 AM
I know this is surprising and disappointing to a lot of people, but Dick Cheney is not dead yet. He has mostly withdrawn from public life since leaving office, which is why you haven't heard much from him lately. I'll keep you updated when that changes.
No, but often-counterfactual "journalist" and xenophobe Lou Dobbs is.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Dobbs
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Lou Dobbs - Wikipedia
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July 18, 2024 at 10:15 PM
No, but often-counterfactual "journalist" and xenophobe Lou Dobbs is.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Dobbs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Dobbs
No, and I don't have any other good news for you either. 😞
July 13, 2024 at 10:45 PM
No, and I don't have any other good news for you either. 😞
No, but oil war enthusiast Jim Inhofe is. apnews.com/article/repu...
Former US Sen. Jim Inhofe, defense hawk who called human-caused climate change a 'hoax,' dies at 89
Former Sen. Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma has died. He was 89. The family says in a statement that the Republican had a stroke during the July Fourth holiday and died Tuesday morning.
apnews.com
July 9, 2024 at 7:20 PM
No, but oil war enthusiast Jim Inhofe is. apnews.com/article/repu...
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Alayna Treene of CNN notes that Alito was missing from the bench today and yesterday and that the press office hasn't responded to questions about his absence
June 21, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Alayna Treene of CNN notes that Alito was missing from the bench today and yesterday and that the press office hasn't responded to questions about his absence
No, but forced birth ideologue and former Idaho Supreme Court Chief Justice Daniel Eismann is.
June 6, 2024 at 7:26 AM
No, but forced birth ideologue and former Idaho Supreme Court Chief Justice Daniel Eismann is.