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Bruh
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
It’s important Howard Schultz know I refuse to learn Starbuck’s fake drink sizes
September 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
As white people decline as a percentage of the global population, this raises an important question: who cares?

Being a racist is a shame before all of humanity though.
September 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Remember, Caesar, thou art mortal. What goes up must come down.
September 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Trump’s strategy to get a novel peace prize is to call the DOD the “Department of War”
September 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Eric Adams for Ambassador to Turkish Airways
September 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Today, I have dinged up the paint on my car, been peed on by a dog, damaged the underside of my car, and gotten lost way out in the middle of nowhere without a signal. Tell me your day was better than mine
August 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Really annoying how I tell people this, and they express concern rather than laughing at my wit. I’m a very funny person
I slept like a baby last night. Woke up every 4 hours to vomit.
August 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I slept like a baby last night. Woke up every 4 hours to vomit.
August 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Gnome Bell prize
August 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
John Reid is a blowhard who doesn’t understand history. The first statue toppled in America was King George III in July 1776. Our forefathers melted it down and made musket balls to shoot at tyrants.
August 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Being born once was enough. I wouldn’t put my mother through it a second time
July 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Jefferson rallying the people against Strahd
July 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I asked Saw Gerrera what he thought if Trump’s Epstein excuses.

He sent me this back
July 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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"sir you're in the epstein files"
July 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Is anyone surprised that Randy the squirrel-screwer is in the squirrel-screwing files?

JFC, now do something about it!

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/23/u...
Attorney General Told Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files
www.nytimes.com
July 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
When I say rural, you say organizing!

Spanberger for governor!
July 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ballad Health, which has a monopoly on care here in SWVA gets over 75% of its money from Medicaid and Medicare.

Trump’s big ugly bill is a threat to everyone who lives here, as we expect services to be cut and hospitals to close. I’m knocking doors here and people know it’s a disgrace!
July 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sometimes, what they pay me for is bullying the OfficeJet until it works
July 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Isaac Wins Elections
Experts estimate USAID cuts are leading to 88 deaths PER HOUR. A UN office called these “the deepest funding cuts ever to hit the international humanitarian sector.” If funding isn't resumed, they estimate an additional 10 million cases & 2 million preventable deaths by 2030: tb.impactcounter.com
Tuberculosis Impact Counter | Tracking TB Funding Impact
Tracking the impact of TB funding via USAID
tb.impactcounter.com
July 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It’s often believed that humans can’t change colors like chameleons. This isn’t true. I just fell out of my chair, and I’m *several* different colors.
July 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Important to note that Trump didn’t launch civil rights investigations after white nationalists swarmed UVA and chanted “Jews will not replace us.” He called the marchers good people.

Nobody should believe his justifications for his purge of higher education. This isn’t about anybody’s civil rights
June 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This maneuver was used to prevent the capital of Minnesota from being St. Peter rather than St. Paul.

Really!

www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
June 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Cuomo ran an especially bad campaign. I get out the vote professionally, so here’s a couple things I thought were really interesting:
June 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM