Irrelevant Tortoise
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Irrelevant Tortoise
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Don’t forget to set aside a bit of pasta water as a binder…
June 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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ICE is raiding Home Depots in LA because nothing says “national security” like cracking down on people buying mulch.
June 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Same energy tbh
April 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Thank you Senator Cory Booker. This guy truly cares about the people he represents.
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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New litmus test for the senate just dropped: If you can’t fillbuster as long as Sen booker you’re too old to be in the senate
April 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Oh my God, I just had a full night’s sleep and Cory Booker is still going…
www.youtube.com/live/rCUK2Vb...
LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor
YouTube video by Associated Press
www.youtube.com
April 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Trans visibility my ass! Hoes blind
April 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Cybertrucks look like what someone in the 70s thought future cars would look like if there was an apocalypse
March 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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My feed is increasingly looking like the pre-credit montage of headlines in a post apocalyptic action movie.
March 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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🙌🏼
March 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I’m like 99% sure that mice don’t even have genders.
March 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM