Irish Goddess 🫘
@irishgoddess.bsky.social
Member of the #Leguminati, cyclist, mom, and cross stitcher. This is a safe space for the LGBTQIA.
It vexes me. I am terribly vexed.
It vexes me. I am terribly vexed.
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Irish Goddess 🫘
@irishgoddess.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I cross stitch for fun. Got addicted 2 years ago recovering from surgery. Now I get to make presents for family & friends and their smiles are worth it.
Remember folks, everything before the "but" is a pile of $h!t and most likely a lie
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Remember folks, everything before the "but" is a pile of $h!t and most likely a lie
BRONCOS WIN, BABY!!!!!!!!
a man points at a sign that says bo-lieve
ALT: a man points at a sign that says bo-lieve
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November 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
BRONCOS WIN, BABY!!!!!!!!
… and cross stitchers
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
… and cross stitchers
“Houses aren’t the same after someone dies in it…”
Yeah….
Yeah….
two men are looking at each other and the words it 's the smell are above them
ALT: two men are looking at each other and the words it 's the smell are above them
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November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“Houses aren’t the same after someone dies in it…”
Yeah….
Yeah….
[sings]
This is the life!
This is the life!
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
[sings]
This is the life!
This is the life!
LPT: When shopping for supplies at WalMart to kidnap & kill your STB Ex-wife, make sure to throw away the receipt.
a close up of a crime scene tape that says " crime scene do "
ALT: a close up of a crime scene tape that says " crime scene do "
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November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
LPT: When shopping for supplies at WalMart to kidnap & kill your STB Ex-wife, make sure to throw away the receipt.
Well this had me giggling
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Well this had me giggling
819 stitches, & several true crime documentaries later…
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
819 stitches, & several true crime documentaries later…
I hate it when I pick up my phone to google something & immediately forget what it was.
a man in a purple shirt and black shirt is making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a purple shirt and black shirt is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I hate it when I pick up my phone to google something & immediately forget what it was.
LPT: When staking out your victim’s apartment, don’t take pictures with your cell phone.
#Dateline
#TrueCrimeandChill
#Dateline
#TrueCrimeandChill
a man wearing a hat and a necklace says well duh !
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a necklace says well duh !
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
LPT: When staking out your victim’s apartment, don’t take pictures with your cell phone.
#Dateline
#TrueCrimeandChill
#Dateline
#TrueCrimeandChill
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Gov. Beshear: “The president has both the funding and the authority to fund SNAP during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Gov. Beshear: “The president has both the funding and the authority to fund SNAP during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.”
FINISHED. Pretty flowers.
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
FINISHED. Pretty flowers.
I do love it when the TNF cameraman zooms in on a player/coach’s face right as they are yelling out a stream of swears.
a football player wearing a 49ers jersey stands on a field
ALT: a football player wearing a 49ers jersey stands on a field
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October 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I do love it when the TNF cameraman zooms in on a player/coach’s face right as they are yelling out a stream of swears.
Me to my two clunker cars getting towed off.
a group of men are standing in a hallway with the words bye bye bye written on the bottom
ALT: a group of men are standing in a hallway with the words bye bye bye written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Me to my two clunker cars getting towed off.
All the pretty stitches.
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
All the pretty stitches.
Did not get the job that I interviewed for, and now I am just emotionally gone.
Going to drink my emotional support chai latte & cross stitch
Going to drink my emotional support chai latte & cross stitch
October 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Did not get the job that I interviewed for, and now I am just emotionally gone.
Going to drink my emotional support chai latte & cross stitch
Going to drink my emotional support chai latte & cross stitch
Virgos across the world:
We can do better than this, we’ve got strong work ethics & are perfectionists.
(Why do we keep getting caught?)
We can do better than this, we’ve got strong work ethics & are perfectionists.
(Why do we keep getting caught?)
October 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Virgos across the world:
We can do better than this, we’ve got strong work ethics & are perfectionists.
(Why do we keep getting caught?)
We can do better than this, we’ve got strong work ethics & are perfectionists.
(Why do we keep getting caught?)
Had an absolutely AMAZING interview today, and am hoping I get an offer by next week.
a woman with curly hair crosses her fingers
ALT: a woman with curly hair crosses her fingers
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October 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Had an absolutely AMAZING interview today, and am hoping I get an offer by next week.
I swear there is nothing more disheartening then applying for jobs you're highly qualified for and getting nothing but rejected, over and over and over and over and over and over....
October 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I swear there is nothing more disheartening then applying for jobs you're highly qualified for and getting nothing but rejected, over and over and over and over and over and over....
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It’s sad to realize how much of Andrew Cuomo’s career was just riding the coattails of his famous father.
by Meghan McCain
by Meghan McCain
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It’s sad to realize how much of Andrew Cuomo’s career was just riding the coattails of his famous father.
by Meghan McCain
by Meghan McCain
Dear Customer, you're right. A system issue allowed you to exceed your credit limit far more than what it should have.
But you're the clownhorn who ran up your bill to nearly 10x what your allowed limit is, so pardon me if I have no sympathy.
(p.s. hope you didn't blow it all on cryptocurrency)
But you're the clownhorn who ran up your bill to nearly 10x what your allowed limit is, so pardon me if I have no sympathy.
(p.s. hope you didn't blow it all on cryptocurrency)
a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman .
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dear Customer, you're right. A system issue allowed you to exceed your credit limit far more than what it should have.
But you're the clownhorn who ran up your bill to nearly 10x what your allowed limit is, so pardon me if I have no sympathy.
(p.s. hope you didn't blow it all on cryptocurrency)
But you're the clownhorn who ran up your bill to nearly 10x what your allowed limit is, so pardon me if I have no sympathy.
(p.s. hope you didn't blow it all on cryptocurrency)
LPT: Under the couch in your family room is not a good spot to hide the hacksaw you used to disarticulate your son’s ex-girlfriend.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of shelves
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of shelves
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
LPT: Under the couch in your family room is not a good spot to hide the hacksaw you used to disarticulate your son’s ex-girlfriend.
[sigh’s in Portland]
October 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
[sigh’s in Portland]