aloof ex-wife
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I share my dreams with ghosts. swearwolf. she/her.
having a fun holiday with my extremities covered in severely itchy rash/hives from levocetirizine withdrawal
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
having a fun holiday with my extremities covered in severely itchy rash/hives from levocetirizine withdrawal
oh to be him. no thoughts. brain empty
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
oh to be him. no thoughts. brain empty
certainly not exotic but I puked on the threshold of the Billy the Kid museum when I was a child. I remember being mortified at having disrespected an outlaw and being afraid I would be haunted
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
certainly not exotic but I puked on the threshold of the Billy the Kid museum when I was a child. I remember being mortified at having disrespected an outlaw and being afraid I would be haunted
sometimes I think about the fact that there was a guy who was the publisher of Moby-Dick, and he let that shit go to print with an entire whaling manual and marine biology textbook just kinda sprinkled in there
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
sometimes I think about the fact that there was a guy who was the publisher of Moby-Dick, and he let that shit go to print with an entire whaling manual and marine biology textbook just kinda sprinkled in there
I wish there were assistive devices for smell. Like I feel like I would enjoy Thanksgiving so much more if I could just put in my smelling aids
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I wish there were assistive devices for smell. Like I feel like I would enjoy Thanksgiving so much more if I could just put in my smelling aids
I feel like you should have a safe word before entering this station
The crazy brutalist metro station of De La Savane (Montréal)
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I feel like you should have a safe word before entering this station
thinking slightly differently now about the dude I used to see in the full Batman costume crossing Kingwood Dr to get to the HEB
When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
thinking slightly differently now about the dude I used to see in the full Batman costume crossing Kingwood Dr to get to the HEB
this is how I have behaved every time I have encountered empanadas too, I cannot blame him
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
this is how I have behaved every time I have encountered empanadas too, I cannot blame him
goddamn it we have reached the accumulation stage
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
goddamn it we have reached the accumulation stage
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It’s hard to believe but the Auto Club family— mama Porsche & her now 7-month old kittens Ferrari, Mercedes, and Bentley— have had no applications. Not one for any of them. They’ve been growing up together in foster care, shy at first & needing a quiet home. Elkton, MD Apply crits4cats.petfinder.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s hard to believe but the Auto Club family— mama Porsche & her now 7-month old kittens Ferrari, Mercedes, and Bentley— have had no applications. Not one for any of them. They’ve been growing up together in foster care, shy at first & needing a quiet home. Elkton, MD Apply crits4cats.petfinder.com
boss: ok that's good for accomplishments. did you face any challenges or roadblocks this week?
me:
me:
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
boss: ok that's good for accomplishments. did you face any challenges or roadblocks this week?
me:
me:
good morning from this box of gingersnaps
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
good morning from this box of gingersnaps
being asked by my mom what food I would like next week and by my partner what food I would like today and I do not know the answer to either of those
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
being asked by my mom what food I would like next week and by my partner what food I would like today and I do not know the answer to either of those
seeing more and more cheese content on my TL which means I am curating my follows correctly
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
seeing more and more cheese content on my TL which means I am curating my follows correctly
really wish I could stop clenching my jaw. been awhile since this has been an issue
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
really wish I could stop clenching my jaw. been awhile since this has been an issue
as someone in healthcare compliance, the moment of silence I just took for the poor person who now has to deal with this breach... all because their bosses rushed in a new system before regulations or even functional internal guardrails have been established
Physician who was no longer at the hospital but was on the email list had Otter ai installed and his bot “attended” the meeting, generated a transcript, and sent it to all 65 people on the email list, 12 of whom also no longer worked at the hospital.
AI bot recorded doctors’ meeting, sent patient info to current and former hospital staff, watchdog says
The transcription tool recorded the meeting on behalf of a physician who no longer worked at the hospital
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
as someone in healthcare compliance, the moment of silence I just took for the poor person who now has to deal with this breach... all because their bosses rushed in a new system before regulations or even functional internal guardrails have been established
it is Wednesday and the busiest time of year for my industry so of course my coworker has decided to become maximally disengaged
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
it is Wednesday and the busiest time of year for my industry so of course my coworker has decided to become maximally disengaged
it's almost 2026 I should be able to do things like bold and strikeout on social media without a generator or weird symbol characters, like come on, it's not like this is new technology. embed the whole damn .ttf file in your damn app
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
it's almost 2026 I should be able to do things like bold and strikeout on social media without a generator or weird symbol characters, like come on, it's not like this is new technology. embed the whole damn .ttf file in your damn app
I remember a while back too the conversation about how men almost never just get... compliments? which made me really sad. it doesn't excuse shitty masculine behavior, but it did make me consider how shitty it would feel to never get even a little dopamine hit that way
instead of making a pithy joke (which I really want to do), I'll say that if you're struggling, and trying to cope with the horrors of every day life and your taught masculinity is telling you to bottle things up, you should reach out for help.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I remember a while back too the conversation about how men almost never just get... compliments? which made me really sad. it doesn't excuse shitty masculine behavior, but it did make me consider how shitty it would feel to never get even a little dopamine hit that way
what an idiotic take. like health is just some state of equilibrium you can maintain indefinitely if you practice personal responsibility, and not something that will 100% break down for literally everyone on a long enough timeline
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
what an idiotic take. like health is just some state of equilibrium you can maintain indefinitely if you practice personal responsibility, and not something that will 100% break down for literally everyone on a long enough timeline
Good on Illinois for both protecting access to preventive vaccines, including covid-19 and RSV, AND for being unequivocal that these must be covered by insurers without cost. They made their own state guidance to protect against the nonsense being done at ACIP.
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Good on Illinois for both protecting access to preventive vaccines, including covid-19 and RSV, AND for being unequivocal that these must be covered by insurers without cost. They made their own state guidance to protect against the nonsense being done at ACIP.
lol they would rather go bankrupt than admit they made a mistake screwing over Black and LGBTQ+ folks
Target cuts profit outlook as shoppers look for deals, make fewer store trips
Target is gearing up for the holidays and trying to snap an approximately four-year sales slump.
www.cnbc.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
lol they would rather go bankrupt than admit they made a mistake screwing over Black and LGBTQ+ folks
your phone also cannot tell that your cat is not food ☹️
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
your phone also cannot tell that your cat is not food ☹️
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I took a picture, and I thought it was pretty.
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I took a picture, and I thought it was pretty.
I actually was not aware of that, and could use some additional explanation. does my lease just last forever? is it a secret date that may never be spoken or known?
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I actually was not aware of that, and could use some additional explanation. does my lease just last forever? is it a secret date that may never be spoken or known?