Zeena the Zeti
@invidiousgreen.bsky.social
"What? No flowers?" | Parody/RP account for Zeena the Zeti from Sonic Lost World. Post-game AU. Games are canon, comics are not. See pinned for details.
Writer is 28 years old, genderfluid, usually he/him!
Writer is 28 years old, genderfluid, usually he/him!
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//So, for those who are curious, a good chunk of this account's lore can be found on InvidiousGreen on Twitter(I am not gonna call it X). A tl;dr is that Zeena was harshly punished for her failure, left the Hex for Mobius to get away from Zavok and has a deep hatred for the other Zeti.
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"He sure seemed ready to kill us when we first met.
I think you're taking that aspect of him for granted, doctor."
I think you're taking that aspect of him for granted, doctor."
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"He sure seemed ready to kill us when we first met.
I think you're taking that aspect of him for granted, doctor."
I think you're taking that aspect of him for granted, doctor."
((honestly i might. finally make swift again
or flip an account to her cause im. not using that pomni at all... that idea didnt have the legs i wanted it to
or flip an account to her cause im. not using that pomni at all... that idea didnt have the legs i wanted it to
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
((honestly i might. finally make swift again
or flip an account to her cause im. not using that pomni at all... that idea didnt have the legs i wanted it to
or flip an account to her cause im. not using that pomni at all... that idea didnt have the legs i wanted it to
"And as a result, you become more and more of a laughingstock.
And what happens when you push Sonic into crossing a line? He could kill you whenever he wants as well. He's a being capable of breaking the sound barrier in milliseconds, battling literal gods with his bare hands, and has consistently-
And what happens when you push Sonic into crossing a line? He could kill you whenever he wants as well. He's a being capable of breaking the sound barrier in milliseconds, battling literal gods with his bare hands, and has consistently-
“ Oh I’m not obsessed, I could have ended that blue little freak years ago.
I enjoy the entertainment he provides me. “
I enjoy the entertainment he provides me. “
"An empire that lies in ruins every few months or so because you can't swallow your pride and actually do what needs to be done to realize your ambitions.
You're *obsessed* with Sonic."
You're *obsessed* with Sonic."
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"And as a result, you become more and more of a laughingstock.
And what happens when you push Sonic into crossing a line? He could kill you whenever he wants as well. He's a being capable of breaking the sound barrier in milliseconds, battling literal gods with his bare hands, and has consistently-
And what happens when you push Sonic into crossing a line? He could kill you whenever he wants as well. He's a being capable of breaking the sound barrier in milliseconds, battling literal gods with his bare hands, and has consistently-
"An empire that lies in ruins every few months or so because you can't swallow your pride and actually do what needs to be done to realize your ambitions.
You're *obsessed* with Sonic."
You're *obsessed* with Sonic."
“ And yet I’m still able to fund my projects, don’t get on me about it.
Get on those stupid people continuing to purchase the thing, along with crypto?
Oh it’s hilarious to see people fund my empire without knowing it. “
Get on those stupid people continuing to purchase the thing, along with crypto?
Oh it’s hilarious to see people fund my empire without knowing it. “
"Gee, it's almost like you jumped on a years old fad that was already dying.
I see why you need the microtransactions now. Your financial competence is in the negatives."
I see why you need the microtransactions now. Your financial competence is in the negatives."
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"An empire that lies in ruins every few months or so because you can't swallow your pride and actually do what needs to be done to realize your ambitions.
You're *obsessed* with Sonic."
You're *obsessed* with Sonic."
"Gee, it's almost like you jumped on a years old fad that was already dying.
I see why you need the microtransactions now. Your financial competence is in the negatives."
I see why you need the microtransactions now. Your financial competence is in the negatives."
“ Why do you think the Olympics dumped the rat and plumber?
I supplied the NFTs obviously, would have been a good run until that rodent got his Olympic license back. “
I supplied the NFTs obviously, would have been a good run until that rodent got his Olympic license back. “
"Honestly, I expected NFTs."
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"Gee, it's almost like you jumped on a years old fad that was already dying.
I see why you need the microtransactions now. Your financial competence is in the negatives."
I see why you need the microtransactions now. Your financial competence is in the negatives."
"Honestly, I expected NFTs."
“ EXACTLY WHY ..!
Oh how do you think I get my funding —?! “
Oh how do you think I get my funding —?! “
"Is that why the skins cost 40-60 dollars?"
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Honestly, I expected NFTs."
"Is that why the skins cost 40-60 dollars?"
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Is that why the skins cost 40-60 dollars?"
"Sonic Rumble would have been good if I was in it."
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"Sonic Rumble would have been good if I was in it."
"Why am I not in Sonic Rumble."
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"Why am I not in Sonic Rumble."
"Oh, I'll SHUT YOU UP ALRIGHT."
There was a wild look in her eyes as she continued to throw punch after punch, trying desperately to land home one hit. It was obvious she was destabilizing... If Safi wasn't careful, this strategy may just come back to bite her hard!
There was a wild look in her eyes as she continued to throw punch after punch, trying desperately to land home one hit. It was obvious she was destabilizing... If Safi wasn't careful, this strategy may just come back to bite her hard!
Well, come on! Hurry and shut me up if you're gonna, or is everyone where you're from all talk like this?!
[ She just needed one slip-up from Zeena, the two were practically along the edge of the arena now. ]
[ She just needed one slip-up from Zeena, the two were practically along the edge of the arena now. ]
October 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"Oh, I'll SHUT YOU UP ALRIGHT."
There was a wild look in her eyes as she continued to throw punch after punch, trying desperately to land home one hit. It was obvious she was destabilizing... If Safi wasn't careful, this strategy may just come back to bite her hard!
There was a wild look in her eyes as she continued to throw punch after punch, trying desperately to land home one hit. It was obvious she was destabilizing... If Safi wasn't careful, this strategy may just come back to bite her hard!
"what the fuck is wrong with mobians."
Hedgehogs often resort t' eatin' their young when it comes t' survival
Tell me something I don't know.
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"what the fuck is wrong with mobians."
"They're government funded. I'm not surprised.
Either that, or whoever gave us the intel is working with them. Could be it was here but it got moved."
Her eyes arrowed.
"That being said... I'm not exactly loathe to have the chance to wallop these idiots."
She lifted a hand, the blue aura--
Either that, or whoever gave us the intel is working with them. Could be it was here but it got moved."
Her eyes arrowed.
"That being said... I'm not exactly loathe to have the chance to wallop these idiots."
She lifted a hand, the blue aura--
"Anyway...No signs of it yet. Starting to think this is another red herring. Like GUN's been sending out these clues on purpose to lead us on a wild goose chase."
He glanced back at the smoldering wreckage of several trucks and even a tank over his shoulder.
"Fucking expensive decoy, though."
He glanced back at the smoldering wreckage of several trucks and even a tank over his shoulder.
"Fucking expensive decoy, though."
October 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"They're government funded. I'm not surprised.
Either that, or whoever gave us the intel is working with them. Could be it was here but it got moved."
Her eyes arrowed.
"That being said... I'm not exactly loathe to have the chance to wallop these idiots."
She lifted a hand, the blue aura--
Either that, or whoever gave us the intel is working with them. Could be it was here but it got moved."
Her eyes arrowed.
"That being said... I'm not exactly loathe to have the chance to wallop these idiots."
She lifted a hand, the blue aura--
His escape would be suddenly cut off as a two-legged mech fell from the sky, landing directly in front of him.
"FREEZE, BABYLONIAN!" came the pilot's voice, panels on the shoulder-mounted launchers lifting. "YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF CODES 7-A1 AND 3-7Z! STEP OFF THE BOARD AND-"
The mech--
"FREEZE, BABYLONIAN!" came the pilot's voice, panels on the shoulder-mounted launchers lifting. "YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF CODES 7-A1 AND 3-7Z! STEP OFF THE BOARD AND-"
The mech--
October 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
His escape would be suddenly cut off as a two-legged mech fell from the sky, landing directly in front of him.
"FREEZE, BABYLONIAN!" came the pilot's voice, panels on the shoulder-mounted launchers lifting. "YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF CODES 7-A1 AND 3-7Z! STEP OFF THE BOARD AND-"
The mech--
"FREEZE, BABYLONIAN!" came the pilot's voice, panels on the shoulder-mounted launchers lifting. "YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF CODES 7-A1 AND 3-7Z! STEP OFF THE BOARD AND-"
The mech--
"C'MERE YOU FEATHERY FUCK-"
"KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEEEEEEEE!"
"I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU."
October 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"C'MERE YOU FEATHERY FUCK-"
"I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU."
"I will not water-down the truth to make it easier to swallow."
"You must face reality as it is, cold, unfeeling, and jiggly like Bean's ass."
"You must face reality as it is, cold, unfeeling, and jiggly like Bean's ass."
"I MEAN NO BUT YOU SHOULDN'T LIKE. SAY IT???"
October 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU."
"I MEAN NO BUT YOU SHOULDN'T LIKE. SAY IT???"
"Once again...am I wrong."
"Look me in the eyes and tell me anything I've said is a lie."
"Look me in the eyes and tell me anything I've said is a lie."
"Sometimes I wish I didn't have the ability to hear."
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"I MEAN NO BUT YOU SHOULDN'T LIKE. SAY IT???"
"Sometimes I wish I didn't have the ability to hear."
Y'all ever notice how plump Bean's ass is? I mean holy hell why is he all caboose? It's just all dumpy. His ass juts out so far you could rest a coffee cup on those cheeks.
October 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Sometimes I wish I didn't have the ability to hear."
"I might have been on the Hex at the time..."
"The Infinite Crisis?"
"Did...did you not know about this...like...at all?"
"Did...did you not know about this...like...at all?"
"...what the hell did we *miss????*"
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"I might have been on the Hex at the time..."
"...what the hell did we *miss????*"
"Nu-metal frontman-turned world conqueror spat out cubes everywhere, that's what happened."
"...what *happened????*"
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"...what the hell did we *miss????*"
"...what *happened????*"
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"...what *happened????*"
"Wait, Jet has a metal eye???"
October 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"Wait, Jet has a metal eye???"
((I need this game so fucking bad
(( So y'know how in the first race of #CWGrandPrix Jet came back from nearly dead last, completely itemless, just because he was racing like a boss? ))
(( Yeah this shit is canon. ))
(( I was just trying to save the monster truck for a last minute push turns out it's my victory lap celebration. ))
(( Yeah this shit is canon. ))
(( I was just trying to save the monster truck for a last minute push turns out it's my victory lap celebration. ))
October 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
((I need this game so fucking bad
"Yeah sure. Why not."
October 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"Yeah sure. Why not."
The Zeti snarled; more of her strength was coming out, as she started throwing harder and harder punches, advancing on Safi, bloodthirst evident in her eyes.
And the air was starting to get colder too. The echidna was VERY close to pushing her over the edge...
"Shut. UP."
And the air was starting to get colder too. The echidna was VERY close to pushing her over the edge...
"Shut. UP."
how much she taunted, that last punch was dangerous. She could tell Zeena was starting to lose her patience. Things were gonna start getting dicey. ]
Getting mad now? Temper, temper~
[ All the while she teased further, Safi started backing her way up to one of the arena's edges. ]
Getting mad now? Temper, temper~
[ All the while she teased further, Safi started backing her way up to one of the arena's edges. ]
October 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Zeti snarled; more of her strength was coming out, as she started throwing harder and harder punches, advancing on Safi, bloodthirst evident in her eyes.
And the air was starting to get colder too. The echidna was VERY close to pushing her over the edge...
"Shut. UP."
And the air was starting to get colder too. The echidna was VERY close to pushing her over the edge...
"Shut. UP."