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Siobhan 🪏
@internethottie.bsky.social
your archaeologist girlfriend
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me and my mom queening out 💞
December 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I feel like submissive topping would save me rn
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
lessons I learned this year in order of importance
-my life is mine and not meant to be solely in service to others
-there are no "one of the good ones". they'll still get you no matter how well behaved and presentable you make yourself
-the popular online tgirl top is not a safe romantic investment
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
reminder to you that I'm pretty and a reminder to me that I should post here more often
December 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I love Wuthering Heights because I, too, fantasize about k*lling myself and haunting my former lovers in unlife
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
there's a pretty good chance I'm going to become a crew chief soon. I will miss digging holes but I embrace the new challenge of managing site excavation 🫡
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I wanna use this app more but the vibes are so different that it's hard to switch
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
looking for a sweet, possibly autistic bisexual man who goes home from a date to hang out with weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, I'm the grungler'
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
transgender monster drinking a transgender monster
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
April 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Had to use the GLEY page for this one??? I thought those soil colors were mental illnesses before today
February 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
some of the most interesting sites we find are little more than junk left out in the middle of nowhere that just happens to be older than 50 years

but old junk is cool. historic glass changes into sky blue or lavender, and intact bottles often have gorgeous and intricate embossing all over them
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
many are not prepared for this conversation
January 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Place yourself on this chart
January 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My toxic trait is that I will overwhelm you with whimsy and a vivacious love for life so watch your back
January 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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the thing about the follow back discourse is that to me following someone back is equivalent to a political marriage that i will never break and generally signifies that i will help them hide a body if i'm available. i don't have enough time in my day to hide 40 thousand bodies.
January 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
New year, same hole job 😌
January 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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democratic party is going deep with the president elon / vice president trump rhetoric and i hope they don’t stop with this bc it’s the most likely scenario for elon to be ousted out of the administration and i want him to suffer more than anything else
December 20, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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A year ago I fell in love with th marvelous @internethottie.bsky.social Since then, she has not let me escape her clutches. Nor would I desire such a thing! To our first anniversary and to the next and the next and the next and the...😘
December 20, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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Have an oc I've been rotating in my brain for a while.
December 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Amazon Basics Skirt™️ but make it Ren Faire
December 14, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Do y'all think Neo was AGP?
December 14, 2024 at 3:45 PM
The Bene Gesserit:
✅ Train their voice
✅ Control their body language and tone for maximum effect
✅ Have a bespoke sense of style
✅ Repeat shared phrases
✅ Have a manner of speaking to each other that outsiders can't penetrate
✅ Are highly sought after for their unique skills and abilities
December 13, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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I don't really give a shit about fairness or balance. I think they should ban Singal because he throws a temper tantrum every time his "civilized bigotry" schtick falls flat and it's really funny to watch a grown man squeal like a pig.
December 12, 2024 at 3:57 PM