Dr. Fresh Milk
@intergalacdick.bsky.social
I am 30 and I’m here for good content, baby
I’d rather die
post reminding you to pick up that thing you've left on the floor for a week
February 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’d rather die
I miss him and I’m not being brave
February 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I miss him and I’m not being brave
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Holy crap. At his town hall last night, Rep. Rich McCormick compared *his own constituents* who asked him tough and fair questions to January 6 insurrectionists
February 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Holy crap. At his town hall last night, Rep. Rich McCormick compared *his own constituents* who asked him tough and fair questions to January 6 insurrectionists
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Don't get too close--the beast can't bite, but the whip of his tail can fell trees.
February 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Don't get too close--the beast can't bite, but the whip of his tail can fell trees.
Did any of u guys ever read that story in 7th grade English abt the Irish guy who sniped his brother and the one time he checked who he sniped it was his bro in the IRA
January 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Did any of u guys ever read that story in 7th grade English abt the Irish guy who sniped his brother and the one time he checked who he sniped it was his bro in the IRA
Coming online to say me and gabby should be dancing together rn
January 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Coming online to say me and gabby should be dancing together rn
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Children under 18 should only be allowed to use Windows 95 so they can learn how to solve constant problems and not click strange links.
January 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Children under 18 should only be allowed to use Windows 95 so they can learn how to solve constant problems and not click strange links.
Do any of yall also summon your dog into the bed to use her as a foot warmer or just me
January 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Do any of yall also summon your dog into the bed to use her as a foot warmer or just me
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Does anyone wish to stab me
January 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Does anyone wish to stab me
Bad built butch body is one of the greatest reads of all time truly
January 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Bad built butch body is one of the greatest reads of all time truly
I’m glad nazi salutes do seem to concern some people I guess but holy fuck ! Lmao
January 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’m glad nazi salutes do seem to concern some people I guess but holy fuck ! Lmao
Sorry I don’t feel bad for mfs who need to see a full on nazi salute to see a problem with a fascist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 there are very loud signs before that u fucking morons
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sorry I don’t feel bad for mfs who need to see a full on nazi salute to see a problem with a fascist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 there are very loud signs before that u fucking morons
I’m yearning horny style and I’m not being brave about it :(((((
January 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m yearning horny style and I’m not being brave about it :(((((
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Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract
January 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract
He wasn’t hung, he was HANGED bestie
January 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He wasn’t hung, he was HANGED bestie
Someone tell fka twigs eusexa is sooo so good for me
January 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Someone tell fka twigs eusexa is sooo so good for me
You can tell when I talk to my boo bc my will to live returns
January 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You can tell when I talk to my boo bc my will to live returns
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1. Sabotage public institutions.
2. Claim they don’t work efficiently.
3. Eliminate them.
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That’s the playbook.
2. Claim they don’t work efficiently.
3. Eliminate them.
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That’s the playbook.
January 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
1. Sabotage public institutions.
2. Claim they don’t work efficiently.
3. Eliminate them.
—
That’s the playbook.
2. Claim they don’t work efficiently.
3. Eliminate them.
—
That’s the playbook.
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
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"All these new apartment buildings... Yet so many people forced to sleep outside.."
Seen in Bellingham Washington
Seen in Bellingham Washington
January 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"All these new apartment buildings... Yet so many people forced to sleep outside.."
Seen in Bellingham Washington
Seen in Bellingham Washington
Me: I let you have the milk bc you’re growing, and I’m obese so I don’t need it
My son: soooo technically you’re still growing?
L M A A A A O O O O O O O O O O O O!!!!?!?!!!!!? GAGGED!!!!!! GOOPED EVEN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My son: soooo technically you’re still growing?
L M A A A A O O O O O O O O O O O O!!!!?!?!!!!!? GAGGED!!!!!! GOOPED EVEN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
January 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Me: I let you have the milk bc you’re growing, and I’m obese so I don’t need it
My son: soooo technically you’re still growing?
L M A A A A O O O O O O O O O O O O!!!!?!?!!!!!? GAGGED!!!!!! GOOPED EVEN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My son: soooo technically you’re still growing?
L M A A A A O O O O O O O O O O O O!!!!?!?!!!!!? GAGGED!!!!!! GOOPED EVEN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder when the local boot lickers will realize they’re wrapping barbed wire around themselves
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I wonder when the local boot lickers will realize they’re wrapping barbed wire around themselves