IntelCorgi
@intelcorgi.bsky.social
cyber threat intelligence, OSINT, and corgi hair. Thoughts are my own, RT/Like != Endorsement. (He/Him)
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IntelCorgi
@intelcorgi.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Instead of writing something profound or witty for my first... whatever the Bsky equivalent of a tweet is... I decided to just promote my blog instead. One of my resolutions for 2025 is to add to it much more frequently!
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
Binja has been trying to analyze a vampire bat sample for 12 hours 🥲
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Binja has been trying to analyze a vampire bat sample for 12 hours 🥲
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3D printers: WE NEED YOU! If you have a printer, start making whistles for your community. Volunteers of ours have been printing and passing them out across communities, over 200 have been handed out so far!
October 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
3D printers: WE NEED YOU! If you have a printer, start making whistles for your community. Volunteers of ours have been printing and passing them out across communities, over 200 have been handed out so far!
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People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
The Sleuthcon CFP idea fairy came early this year
September 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Sleuthcon CFP idea fairy came early this year
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Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time
September 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time
Honestly surprised we got “legalize asbestos” before “legalize smoking in restaurants”
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Honestly surprised we got “legalize asbestos” before “legalize smoking in restaurants”
bad day to be an inyalowda www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyXG...
The Expanse: Osiris Reborn - Official Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
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June 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
bad day to be an inyalowda www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyXG...
Thank you to everyone who came out to my Thotcon talk on Saturday! Slides are posted here: www.intelcorgi.com/thotcon-0xd-...
Thotcon 0xd Presentation Resources
The following are my slides from my Thotcon 0xd presentation:
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June 3, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Thank you to everyone who came out to my Thotcon talk on Saturday! Slides are posted here: www.intelcorgi.com/thotcon-0xd-...
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JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.
What’s next on the agenda?
What’s next on the agenda?
May 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.
What’s next on the agenda?
What’s next on the agenda?
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I hate x64 malware. I hate Golang malware. I hate x64 Golang malware.
March 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I hate x64 malware. I hate Golang malware. I hate x64 Golang malware.
I’ve been agonizing over buying a new laptop for the last 6 years, and the thing that causes me the most frustration (besides terrible build quality / price) is committing to 14 vs 16 inches
March 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’ve been agonizing over buying a new laptop for the last 6 years, and the thing that causes me the most frustration (besides terrible build quality / price) is committing to 14 vs 16 inches
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If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.
March 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.
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Five things I did memo:
1. Saw things you wouldn't believe.
2. Saw attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
3. Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
4. Lost those moments in time like tears in rain.
5. Checked to see if it was time to die.
1. Saw things you wouldn't believe.
2. Saw attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
3. Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
4. Lost those moments in time like tears in rain.
5. Checked to see if it was time to die.
March 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Five things I did memo:
1. Saw things you wouldn't believe.
2. Saw attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
3. Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
4. Lost those moments in time like tears in rain.
5. Checked to see if it was time to die.
1. Saw things you wouldn't believe.
2. Saw attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
3. Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
4. Lost those moments in time like tears in rain.
5. Checked to see if it was time to die.
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Idk about y’all but I don’t plan on giving RU ops a free pass into our customer networks just because some ding dong says they aren’t a threat
If anything I might just wanna burn them with more prejudice out of spite for both regimes
If anything I might just wanna burn them with more prejudice out of spite for both regimes
March 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Idk about y’all but I don’t plan on giving RU ops a free pass into our customer networks just because some ding dong says they aren’t a threat
If anything I might just wanna burn them with more prejudice out of spite for both regimes
If anything I might just wanna burn them with more prejudice out of spite for both regimes
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Trump berates Zelensky, the leader of a democratic country courageously fighting Russian imperialism, while he allies himself with Putin, a dictator who started the bloodiest European war in 80 years.
Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.
Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.
February 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Trump berates Zelensky, the leader of a democratic country courageously fighting Russian imperialism, while he allies himself with Putin, a dictator who started the bloodiest European war in 80 years.
Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.
Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.
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Dear OPM, here’s 5 things I did last week:
- Made 3 rings for the eleven kings under the sky
- Made 9 for mortal men doomed to die
- Made 7 for the dwarf lords in their house of stone
- Made 1 ring to rule them all
- Went TDY to Mordor where the shadows lie
- Made 3 rings for the eleven kings under the sky
- Made 9 for mortal men doomed to die
- Made 7 for the dwarf lords in their house of stone
- Made 1 ring to rule them all
- Went TDY to Mordor where the shadows lie
February 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Dear OPM, here’s 5 things I did last week:
- Made 3 rings for the eleven kings under the sky
- Made 9 for mortal men doomed to die
- Made 7 for the dwarf lords in their house of stone
- Made 1 ring to rule them all
- Went TDY to Mordor where the shadows lie
- Made 3 rings for the eleven kings under the sky
- Made 9 for mortal men doomed to die
- Made 7 for the dwarf lords in their house of stone
- Made 1 ring to rule them all
- Went TDY to Mordor where the shadows lie
Postponing PMRP prep with my second rule for #100DaysOfYARA. This one focuses on finding the B64 decoding routine seen in the final stages of the Coyote Banking Trojan. www.fortinet.com/blog/threat-...
February 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Postponing PMRP prep with my second rule for #100DaysOfYARA. This one focuses on finding the B64 decoding routine seen in the final stages of the Coyote Banking Trojan. www.fortinet.com/blog/threat-...
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My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.
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It's been fun watching the LinkedIn cybersecurity gatekeeper crowd rapidly pivot from "you're not qualified to work in cybersecurity if you don't have a degree and certifications" to "actually, I think a 25 year old coder is perfectly qualified to perform a financial audit of the federal gov".
February 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's been fun watching the LinkedIn cybersecurity gatekeeper crowd rapidly pivot from "you're not qualified to work in cybersecurity if you don't have a degree and certifications" to "actually, I think a 25 year old coder is perfectly qualified to perform a financial audit of the federal gov".
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No, dipshit, but your values tell you who to shoot, under what circumstances, and why… in NATO in particular, it also helps you determine who you stand with when someone starts shooting at them.
What an incompetent, unqualified, boob.
What an incompetent, unqualified, boob.
Hegseth at NATO summit: "We can talk all we want about values. Values are important. But you can't shoot values."
February 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
No, dipshit, but your values tell you who to shoot, under what circumstances, and why… in NATO in particular, it also helps you determine who you stand with when someone starts shooting at them.
What an incompetent, unqualified, boob.
What an incompetent, unqualified, boob.
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.