Lawrie ✨
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Just found out an actor I quite like is in the new HP⚡️ show on MAX… which is a shame. But let’s talk about the logistics.
They’re locked in for 7 seasons MINIMUM. The 5th book is almost 3.5 times longer than the 1st, so will they stick to 1 book per season? Any chance this won’t be cancelled?
They’re locked in for 7 seasons MINIMUM. The 5th book is almost 3.5 times longer than the 1st, so will they stick to 1 book per season? Any chance this won’t be cancelled?
April 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Just found out an actor I quite like is in the new HP⚡️ show on MAX… which is a shame. But let’s talk about the logistics.
They’re locked in for 7 seasons MINIMUM. The 5th book is almost 3.5 times longer than the 1st, so will they stick to 1 book per season? Any chance this won’t be cancelled?
They’re locked in for 7 seasons MINIMUM. The 5th book is almost 3.5 times longer than the 1st, so will they stick to 1 book per season? Any chance this won’t be cancelled?
Jumping on that action-figure trend, but zero AI. This is actually a vector that I drew (in Flash!) because I am hardcore. Particularly proud of my hair (modelled from accompanying picture); and unfortunately, this is actually a trace of the shape of my nose 🤥 #starterpack
April 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Jumping on that action-figure trend, but zero AI. This is actually a vector that I drew (in Flash!) because I am hardcore. Particularly proud of my hair (modelled from accompanying picture); and unfortunately, this is actually a trace of the shape of my nose 🤥 #starterpack
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As my friend put it: feeling my oats today.
March 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
As my friend put it: feeling my oats today.
Imagine you text your dealer like “hey man got any coke 👀” and they respond with “no is Pepsi okay”
March 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Imagine you text your dealer like “hey man got any coke 👀” and they respond with “no is Pepsi okay”
If you heard the noises I just made using a foam roller on my IT band, you would be calling an ambulance / subscribing to my OF
March 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If you heard the noises I just made using a foam roller on my IT band, you would be calling an ambulance / subscribing to my OF
It finally happened! My FB header image is relevant again! 🙏🏻
March 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It finally happened! My FB header image is relevant again! 🙏🏻
lol I just remembered, apropos of absolutely nothing, that Ocean Colour Scene once existed. jfc
March 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
lol I just remembered, apropos of absolutely nothing, that Ocean Colour Scene once existed. jfc
94th in the world for speed. SPEEEEED! What no YOU should be working because of deadlines
February 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
94th in the world for speed. SPEEEEED! What no YOU should be working because of deadlines
I think there’s been one (1) entire day since Christmas when I haven’t had a headache. I am single-handedly keeping Panadol afloat right now 🤕
February 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I think there’s been one (1) entire day since Christmas when I haven’t had a headache. I am single-handedly keeping Panadol afloat right now 🤕
People who ‘skip intro’ on Bob’s Burgers have no soul and will crumble to dust when the end comes.
February 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
People who ‘skip intro’ on Bob’s Burgers have no soul and will crumble to dust when the end comes.
Quote with a picture and your age.
Neolithic.
Neolithic.
February 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Quote with a picture and your age.
Neolithic.
Neolithic.
One of the big questions I have about Edward Coristine, one of the little harem of the Elon Youth, is this:
who tf gave him that haircut
who tf gave him that haircut
February 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
One of the big questions I have about Edward Coristine, one of the little harem of the Elon Youth, is this:
who tf gave him that haircut
who tf gave him that haircut
The only reason you don’t call lasagne ‘bolognaise cake’ is because you are a coward who is afraid of the truth
February 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The only reason you don’t call lasagne ‘bolognaise cake’ is because you are a coward who is afraid of the truth
It never fails to surprise me that right-wing grundle-chompers like Tucker Carlson have kids. Like he managed to persuade an actual woman to let him do sex on her. Baffling.
(Also no offence kid but you look like you need to get your face slapped at least 4 more times)
(Also no offence kid but you look like you need to get your face slapped at least 4 more times)
January 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It never fails to surprise me that right-wing grundle-chompers like Tucker Carlson have kids. Like he managed to persuade an actual woman to let him do sex on her. Baffling.
(Also no offence kid but you look like you need to get your face slapped at least 4 more times)
(Also no offence kid but you look like you need to get your face slapped at least 4 more times)
Someone drew an S on the chalkboard, so I had to
January 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Someone drew an S on the chalkboard, so I had to
I plugged a usb cable in right way up first time AMA
January 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I plugged a usb cable in right way up first time AMA
Going away for 2 days and only packed 2 pairs of underwear. #LivingOnTheEdge
January 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Going away for 2 days and only packed 2 pairs of underwear. #LivingOnTheEdge
The first proper house clean after Christmas. Already found two sneaky little piles of cat sick hidden away. Thanks for that, guys.
January 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The first proper house clean after Christmas. Already found two sneaky little piles of cat sick hidden away. Thanks for that, guys.
IG helping me celebrate in style 🥳
January 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
IG helping me celebrate in style 🥳
Eleven thousand days since my last alcoholic drink. Heading to city hall to collect the platinum record for my liver.
December 29, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Eleven thousand days since my last alcoholic drink. Heading to city hall to collect the platinum record for my liver.
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The power to guess a whole sentence (or more) from the first few words is a cursed one.
December 26, 2024 at 4:27 PM
The power to guess a whole sentence (or more) from the first few words is a cursed one.