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Lucy: Why do you keep following me around?
Tim: To make sure you don’t do something reckless.
Lucy: Or maybe you just like watching me work.
Tim: Don’t flatter yourself.
December 6, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Lucy: Careful, Bradford, I might start thinking you enjoy having me around.
Tim: I’d deny it, but we both know you’d just smirk and call me a liar.
Lucy: Correct.
December 6, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Tim: What am I going to do with you?
Lucy: Hopefully something that involves less scowling and more action.
Tim: ....Lucy...
Lucy: What? I’m just being helpful.
December 6, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Tim: You’re going to be the death of me.
Lucy: What a way to go, though.
December 6, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Tim: You can’t just get your way by batting your eyelashes at me.
Lucy: You sure about that? Because it’s working.
Tim: ...It’s not working.
Lucy: Then why are you smiling?
December 6, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Lucy: Bet I can make you smile before the end of the day.
Tim: You’ve already lost.
Lucy: Oh, come on. I saw the corner of your mouth twitch!
December 6, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Lucy: You seem tense. Want me to help you… relieve some of that tension?
Tim: ...You’re talking about sparring, right?
Lucy: Am I?
December 5, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Lucy: I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I am saying I’m perfect for you.
Tim: In your dreams, Chen.
Lucy: Funny, because you were in mine last night.
December 5, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Lucy: Admit it. You like when I tease you.
Tim: You’re insufferable.
Lucy: That wasn’t a no.
December 5, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Lucy: You know, if you loosened up a little, you might be more fun.
Tim: I’m fun.
Lucy: Sure you are… in the ‘angry drill sergeant who secretly has a soft spot’ kind of way.
Tim: If you’re trying to get me to admit to that, it’s not working.
Lucy: We’ll see.
December 5, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Lucy: Do you always have to be in charge?
Tim: Yes.
Lucy: Noted.

Lucy: I’ll make sure to test that theory later.
December 5, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Lucy: Do you ever let anyone top you?
Tim: *stares* What?
Lucy: I meant in arguments.
Tim: Oh...
Lucy: Why, what did you think I meant?
December 5, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Lucy: Why are you scowling at me like that?
Tim: I’m not scowling. This is my face.
Lucy: Oh, okay, resting Bradford face.
December 5, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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Lucy *annoyed at tim* : you can return this! It’s what I was going to wear on date night

Tim : there’s nothing in here but lip gloss

Lucy :

Tim :

Lucy : suffer
November 27, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Lucy: We need to be serious about this mission.
Tim: Define 'serious'.
Lucy: No flirting with me mid-explosion.
Tim: Then I can’t make any promises.
December 5, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Lucy: How're you feeling?
Tim: Not good. I have this headache that comes and goes.
John: *walks into the room*
Tim: There it is!
December 5, 2024 at 12:41 AM