(In)correct The Rookie
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Tim teasing : ha! You’re so short
Lucy deadpan: put some inches in me then
Lucy deadpan: put some inches in me then
December 23, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Tim teasing : ha! You’re so short
Lucy deadpan: put some inches in me then
Lucy deadpan: put some inches in me then
Tim : be myself ? The person that got me into this mess ?
December 23, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Tim : be myself ? The person that got me into this mess ?
Lucy : babe, you have to apologize
Tim : fine
Tim, to Angela : unfuck you or whatever
Tim : fine
Tim, to Angela : unfuck you or whatever
December 23, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Lucy : babe, you have to apologize
Tim : fine
Tim, to Angela : unfuck you or whatever
Tim : fine
Tim, to Angela : unfuck you or whatever
Angela: Fuck.
Grey: Language!
Tim: Shit.
Grey: Language!
Nyla: Who are you calling a bitch?
Grey: Language!
Lucy : What the frick-a-frack, tickity tic tac are you doing ?
Grey :....what the fuck?
Grey: Language!
Tim: Shit.
Grey: Language!
Nyla: Who are you calling a bitch?
Grey: Language!
Lucy : What the frick-a-frack, tickity tic tac are you doing ?
Grey :....what the fuck?
December 6, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Angela: Fuck.
Grey: Language!
Tim: Shit.
Grey: Language!
Nyla: Who are you calling a bitch?
Grey: Language!
Lucy : What the frick-a-frack, tickity tic tac are you doing ?
Grey :....what the fuck?
Grey: Language!
Tim: Shit.
Grey: Language!
Nyla: Who are you calling a bitch?
Grey: Language!
Lucy : What the frick-a-frack, tickity tic tac are you doing ?
Grey :....what the fuck?
Lucy : no one would want lettuce as their last meal. for example, my last meal [pulls out a package from his pocket] is gonna be m&ms
Angela : you just... keep those in your pocket?
Lucy : we face death every day. i gotta be prepared to go out on my own terms.
Angela : you just... keep those in your pocket?
Lucy : we face death every day. i gotta be prepared to go out on my own terms.
December 6, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Lucy : no one would want lettuce as their last meal. for example, my last meal [pulls out a package from his pocket] is gonna be m&ms
Angela : you just... keep those in your pocket?
Lucy : we face death every day. i gotta be prepared to go out on my own terms.
Angela : you just... keep those in your pocket?
Lucy : we face death every day. i gotta be prepared to go out on my own terms.
Lucy : what was the happiest moment of your life?
Tim : when you kissed me back.
Tim : when you kissed me back.
December 5, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Lucy : what was the happiest moment of your life?
Tim : when you kissed me back.
Tim : when you kissed me back.
Lucy : being a girl sucks
Tim : being my girl wouldn’t
Tim : being my girl wouldn’t
December 5, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Lucy : being a girl sucks
Tim : being my girl wouldn’t
Tim : being my girl wouldn’t
Nyla : I have a headache
Nolan : maybe you're dehydrated. drink some water-
Nyla : no, it's you
Nolan : maybe you're dehydrated. drink some water-
Nyla : no, it's you
December 5, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Nyla : I have a headache
Nolan : maybe you're dehydrated. drink some water-
Nyla : no, it's you
Nolan : maybe you're dehydrated. drink some water-
Nyla : no, it's you
Tim : what other jobs have you had ?
Lucy : I used to work in a zoo
Tim : brilliant and what did you take from that?
Lucy : definitely not a penguin
Tim : What?!
Lucy : what
Lucy : I used to work in a zoo
Tim : brilliant and what did you take from that?
Lucy : definitely not a penguin
Tim : What?!
Lucy : what
December 5, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Tim : what other jobs have you had ?
Lucy : I used to work in a zoo
Tim : brilliant and what did you take from that?
Lucy : definitely not a penguin
Tim : What?!
Lucy : what
Lucy : I used to work in a zoo
Tim : brilliant and what did you take from that?
Lucy : definitely not a penguin
Tim : What?!
Lucy : what
Lucy : ugh. why did you buy another blue hoodie? I look better in green.
Tim : they're my hoodies.
Lucy : yeah, but i look better in them
Tim : they're my hoodies.
Lucy : yeah, but i look better in them
December 5, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Lucy : ugh. why did you buy another blue hoodie? I look better in green.
Tim : they're my hoodies.
Lucy : yeah, but i look better in them
Tim : they're my hoodies.
Lucy : yeah, but i look better in them
Lucy *annoyed at tim* : you can return this! It’s what I was going to wear on date night
Tim : there’s nothing in here but lip gloss
Lucy :
Tim :
Lucy : suffer
Tim : there’s nothing in here but lip gloss
Lucy :
Tim :
Lucy : suffer
November 27, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Lucy *annoyed at tim* : you can return this! It’s what I was going to wear on date night
Tim : there’s nothing in here but lip gloss
Lucy :
Tim :
Lucy : suffer
Tim : there’s nothing in here but lip gloss
Lucy :
Tim :
Lucy : suffer
Lucy : I liked you first!
Tim : Well, I said “I love you” first!
Lucy : [gets down on one knee] I proposed first.
Tim : Well, I- Wait, what?
Tim : Well, I said “I love you” first!
Lucy : [gets down on one knee] I proposed first.
Tim : Well, I- Wait, what?
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Lucy : I liked you first!
Tim : Well, I said “I love you” first!
Lucy : [gets down on one knee] I proposed first.
Tim : Well, I- Wait, what?
Tim : Well, I said “I love you” first!
Lucy : [gets down on one knee] I proposed first.
Tim : Well, I- Wait, what?
Boot : How long were you a rookie for Ma’am?
Lucy : 16 years.
Boot : How is that possible?
Lucy : I counted in dog years because my TO was a bitch.
#TheRookie
Lucy : 16 years.
Boot : How is that possible?
Lucy : I counted in dog years because my TO was a bitch.
#TheRookie
November 22, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Boot : How long were you a rookie for Ma’am?
Lucy : 16 years.
Boot : How is that possible?
Lucy : I counted in dog years because my TO was a bitch.
#TheRookie
Lucy : 16 years.
Boot : How is that possible?
Lucy : I counted in dog years because my TO was a bitch.
#TheRookie
November 20, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Tim : Your son put his shoes in the fridge again
Lucy : Oh so suddenly he’s only my son when he does crazy things
Tim : Putting little boots in places they shouldn’t be is a trait you’ve had for years
Lucy : Oh so suddenly he’s only my son when he does crazy things
Tim : Putting little boots in places they shouldn’t be is a trait you’ve had for years
November 19, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Tim : Your son put his shoes in the fridge again
Lucy : Oh so suddenly he’s only my son when he does crazy things
Tim : Putting little boots in places they shouldn’t be is a trait you’ve had for years
Lucy : Oh so suddenly he’s only my son when he does crazy things
Tim : Putting little boots in places they shouldn’t be is a trait you’ve had for years
Angela: I have decided I am, in fact, a snack. It's just that no one is hungry
Wesley : I’m starving
Wesley : I’m starving
November 16, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Angela: I have decided I am, in fact, a snack. It's just that no one is hungry
Wesley : I’m starving
Wesley : I’m starving
Lucy : being a girl sucks
Tim : being my girl wouldn’t
Tim : being my girl wouldn’t
November 16, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Lucy : being a girl sucks
Tim : being my girl wouldn’t
Tim : being my girl wouldn’t
Lucy : oh fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my feathers!
Angela : please for the love of god just say fuck
Angela : please for the love of god just say fuck
November 16, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Lucy : oh fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my feathers!
Angela : please for the love of god just say fuck
Angela : please for the love of god just say fuck
Angela : what are you writing ?
Lucy : my to-do-list
Angela : that’s just a sticky note with Tim’s name on it ….
Lucy : my to-do-list
Angela : that’s just a sticky note with Tim’s name on it ….
November 16, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Angela : what are you writing ?
Lucy : my to-do-list
Angela : that’s just a sticky note with Tim’s name on it ….
Lucy : my to-do-list
Angela : that’s just a sticky note with Tim’s name on it ….
Tim : *Voice calling*
Lucy : *declines*
Lucy texting : wait, I’m in the shower
Tim : *video calling*
Lucy : *declines*
Lucy texting : wait, I’m in the shower
Tim : *video calling*
November 16, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Tim : *Voice calling*
Lucy : *declines*
Lucy texting : wait, I’m in the shower
Tim : *video calling*
Lucy : *declines*
Lucy texting : wait, I’m in the shower
Tim : *video calling*