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just stumbled on myretrotvs.com and it's like a tv time machine... pick a decade from the 50s-00s, pick a year, and channel surf
MyRetroTVs
Tune in to the lost decades with these nostalgic TV simulators.
myretrotvs.com
i overestimated many of you... that's a shame 👋
August 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i am prepared to make a series of absolutely pathetic pleas to all of you who have left dolphins twitter entirely... bro... sis... if only for the regular season... i humbly beg for you all to just pop back over and keep me company or i could very possibly fall gravely ill from disappointment
August 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I have to confess, @inchesnfl.bsky.social peer pressured me to go back to the other app, & i made fun of red hats & nazis, & it turned into me just talking recklessly all day. i'm sorry.
August 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
putin has a chance to do the funniest thing tomorrow
August 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i have just brainwashed you into wanting to make your own kfc style mashed tato bowls 🤤
August 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
how is literally anyone surprised that members of an actual cult found a way to rationalize their leader fucking kids and shielding others who fuck kids? it's like some people expect 'decency' to prevail but you're dealing with subhuman rats here
August 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
jurassic park was elite, 2 and 3 were ok, and then every jurassic world has been absolute dog shit
August 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i will hand it to elon on one thing.... i only got a 12 hour suspension for telling a maga to kill themselves this morning... years ago i would've sat out a week 😂
July 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
if we naruto run we can move faster than their bullets
July 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
i like looking at old newspapers...after you've checked the date, tell me that's not the craziest fuckin ad you've ever seen😂
July 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
paywalled news is one of the dumbest ideas in modern history, and you can't convince me otherwise... nobody needs your perspective that much... get over your fucking self
July 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
re: the epstein case, does anyone know how it is that darren indyke & richard kahn seem to have escaped all scrutiny for their obvious participation in the trafficking ring?...they're still running his estate today, free as birds btw
July 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the older you get the more you grow to value, and strive to hang onto your most treasured memories...

almost 30 years later, my trip to japan remains among the most transformative experiences of my life... i remember those two weeks better than any other two i've ever lived
July 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
aw man im rolling in fake dough now 😂
July 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i don't like it over here or over there... where's left lol
July 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
annnnnd ZERO work until wednesday morning lfg 😜
July 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
letting me know you want me to do something is a really good way to make sure it never gets done til one of us is dead
July 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
couple more weeks til that magical time when dolphins fans hear stories and see footage coming out of camp and become somehow convinced that this could be the year 😂
July 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
this just flared up my dolphins ptsd
July 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
the fires of isengard will spread... and the woods of tuckborough and buckland will burn... and all that was once green and good in this world will be gone... there won't BE a shire, pippin
July 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
almost forgot... HAPPY CANADA DAY to all my canadian folks... i grew up in rochester, barely an hour from the border in niagara falls, and traveled all over ontario as a kid... so hey, can i come back and stay with you guys forever? i won't take up much space 😂😭
July 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i'll take your mother, dorothy mantooth, out for a NICE seafood dinner, and then NEVER call her AGAIN
June 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
chernobyl is easily one of the best miniseries ever
June 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
look for your friends... but do not trust to hope... it has forsaken these lands
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is standing next to a man in armor .
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is standing next to a man in armor .
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June 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i dont care what anyone says and i wouldn't care if they were made out of 100% retarded horse cock... steakumms are god damn delicious
June 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM