i have just brainwashed you into wanting to make your own kfc style mashed tato bowls 🤤
August 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i have just brainwashed you into wanting to make your own kfc style mashed tato bowls 🤤
i like looking at old newspapers...after you've checked the date, tell me that's not the craziest fuckin ad you've ever seen😂
July 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i like looking at old newspapers...after you've checked the date, tell me that's not the craziest fuckin ad you've ever seen😂
aw man im rolling in fake dough now 😂
July 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
aw man im rolling in fake dough now 😂
this just flared up my dolphins ptsd
July 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
this just flared up my dolphins ptsd
if @ben01.bsky.social canned sardines for a living
June 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
if @ben01.bsky.social canned sardines for a living
lightning exploded one of my many trees😬
June 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
lightning exploded one of my many trees😬
to rebalance the force, here's a more accurate version of the jd meme that they're now violating the constitution over
June 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
to rebalance the force, here's a more accurate version of the jd meme that they're now violating the constitution over
i don't think a person alive detests this dumb cunt more than me, which is why i hate when he does something hilarious 😂😂
June 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i don't think a person alive detests this dumb cunt more than me, which is why i hate when he does something hilarious 😂😂
in no way was it worth the effort to harvest these wild boys but im sweaty and bloody and damnit i will enjoy them 😁
June 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
in no way was it worth the effort to harvest these wild boys but im sweaty and bloody and damnit i will enjoy them 😁
shoutout to the chinese person who tried to translate 'deep fried cake' into english and came up with this lmaoooo poop cakes anyone? 😂😂
June 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
shoutout to the chinese person who tried to translate 'deep fried cake' into english and came up with this lmaoooo poop cakes anyone? 😂😂
duolingo has absolutely destroyed itself with over-implementation of AI in the past few months, but i won't lie this is an amazing sentence 😂
June 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
duolingo has absolutely destroyed itself with over-implementation of AI in the past few months, but i won't lie this is an amazing sentence 😂
lou fought with a full grown male fox this morning and refused to back down... he took a wound on his side, and still sent the fox away limping... don't tell him he's a 13-pound miniature poodle bc bro thinks he's a whole ass wolf 😭
May 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
lou fought with a full grown male fox this morning and refused to back down... he took a wound on his side, and still sent the fox away limping... don't tell him he's a 13-pound miniature poodle bc bro thinks he's a whole ass wolf 😭
i used to have an ancient rotten deck that i had to rip out, but i still have this visual record of 2 year old lou doing an epic superman dive off that shit
May 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i used to have an ancient rotten deck that i had to rip out, but i still have this visual record of 2 year old lou doing an epic superman dive off that shit
i made something for you..well actually i made it for me but you can have it too 😂
May 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i made something for you..well actually i made it for me but you can have it too 😂
zero engagement on this absolute gold... twitter is officially dead lol
May 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
zero engagement on this absolute gold... twitter is officially dead lol
if you're ever in the shit and notice there's a random tornado behind you just pop your chute and dorothy gale your way outta there 😂
April 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
if you're ever in the shit and notice there's a random tornado behind you just pop your chute and dorothy gale your way outta there 😂
because this isn't a horrible idea that ends horribly 🤡
April 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
because this isn't a horrible idea that ends horribly 🤡
my readers are surely happy today lol
April 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
my readers are surely happy today lol
