Jeffrey Fettering's Horse
@in2thew00ds.bsky.social
🧜♂️🐙🏴☠️cryptid knight - stackhat - OFMD - swearwolf - gen X - ND - burgeoning hermit - strange lady - may make you nervous - will take you in and give you breakfast
Pinned
Wouldn't it be so lovely if, after the bird app goes to shite, this app here becomes a lifeboat for ppl who just want to use sm to talk to their friends and laugh and exchange ideas and art? No poison, just positivity. We could do it, you know.
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Your ability to take absolutely no shit crisply, kindly, and unapologetically will inspire others to do the same.
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Your ability to take absolutely no shit crisply, kindly, and unapologetically will inspire others to do the same.
My grandad born in 1902 was orphaned in a workhouse until WW1 started when he joined the navy then there was the great depression then WW2
He must have been thinking WTAF is this planet I'm on
I think about this often
He must have been thinking WTAF is this planet I'm on
I think about this often
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
My grandad born in 1902 was orphaned in a workhouse until WW1 started when he joined the navy then there was the great depression then WW2
He must have been thinking WTAF is this planet I'm on
I think about this often
He must have been thinking WTAF is this planet I'm on
I think about this often
Benjamin
Benjamin in the name of the lord
Benjamin
I hope ya like Benjamin too
Benjamin in the name of the lord
Benjamin
I hope ya like Benjamin too
February 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Benjamin
Benjamin in the name of the lord
Benjamin
I hope ya like Benjamin too
Benjamin in the name of the lord
Benjamin
I hope ya like Benjamin too
When I have to work in the office every Wednesday
February 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
When I have to work in the office every Wednesday
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His shout of laughter is everything
This is actually genius, I laugh every time🤣🤣🥰
#RhysDarbyFaction
#RhysDarbyFaction
January 29, 2026 at 8:08 AM
His shout of laughter is everything
Julian Ingram you POS
I hope you step on a death adder while you cower in the bush
Justice for Sophie Quinn, Nerida Quinn, and John Harris
I hope you step on a death adder while you cower in the bush
Justice for Sophie Quinn, Nerida Quinn, and John Harris
January 29, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Julian Ingram you POS
I hope you step on a death adder while you cower in the bush
Justice for Sophie Quinn, Nerida Quinn, and John Harris
I hope you step on a death adder while you cower in the bush
Justice for Sophie Quinn, Nerida Quinn, and John Harris
The woman in our building we affectionately refer to as Karaoke Bitch is back, and serenading us all with a passionate but tone deaf rendition of Hallelujah. We've also had Lay Lady Lay, Sweet Caroline, and Hazy Shade Of Winter
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 AM
The woman in our building we affectionately refer to as Karaoke Bitch is back, and serenading us all with a passionate but tone deaf rendition of Hallelujah. We've also had Lay Lady Lay, Sweet Caroline, and Hazy Shade Of Winter
ICE is killing civilians on the street and the national guard has just rolled into Minneapolis, but hey remember when Obama wore a tan suit that time
January 25, 2026 at 7:50 AM
ICE is killing civilians on the street and the national guard has just rolled into Minneapolis, but hey remember when Obama wore a tan suit that time
So my cat has to have this pill every day to live and he hates pills but I can't get him to eat it mixed in with food even ground up
He scratched me this time
Little buddy
I am trying to save you 😭
He scratched me this time
Little buddy
I am trying to save you 😭
January 25, 2026 at 3:47 AM
So my cat has to have this pill every day to live and he hates pills but I can't get him to eat it mixed in with food even ground up
He scratched me this time
Little buddy
I am trying to save you 😭
He scratched me this time
Little buddy
I am trying to save you 😭
The ending to 28 Years Later is so very 🙄
January 25, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The ending to 28 Years Later is so very 🙄
Cat spotted the tins of fancy feast in the unpacked shopping
He is now singing the song of his people
He is now singing the song of his people
January 19, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Cat spotted the tins of fancy feast in the unpacked shopping
He is now singing the song of his people
He is now singing the song of his people
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How I'm walking out of 2025
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025
Have mitigated my earlier anxiety and sorrow by ordering said teenager copies of Animal Farm and 1984. I have confidence in our young people.
Was explaining to Mr 15 re Jeff Buckley's tragic drowning death at 30 and how he only had released one studio album but that it was the most beautiful, gorgeous, ethereal thing. Then I remembered his birth father also died very young, and now I'm just sitting here with my emotions
January 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Have mitigated my earlier anxiety and sorrow by ordering said teenager copies of Animal Farm and 1984. I have confidence in our young people.
Was explaining to Mr 15 re Jeff Buckley's tragic drowning death at 30 and how he only had released one studio album but that it was the most beautiful, gorgeous, ethereal thing. Then I remembered his birth father also died very young, and now I'm just sitting here with my emotions
January 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Was explaining to Mr 15 re Jeff Buckley's tragic drowning death at 30 and how he only had released one studio album but that it was the most beautiful, gorgeous, ethereal thing. Then I remembered his birth father also died very young, and now I'm just sitting here with my emotions
STUPID DIARRHEA HORSE FOR THE WIN 🏆
choose your 2026 horse
January 6, 2026 at 9:00 AM
STUPID DIARRHEA HORSE FOR THE WIN 🏆
Finding out today about the existence of the Japanese Snow Fairy bird has been the best thing. Behold this absolute UNIT
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Finding out today about the existence of the Japanese Snow Fairy bird has been the best thing. Behold this absolute UNIT
Aww, **I** wanna be smooched by the Kirkbecks!!!
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Aww, **I** wanna be smooched by the Kirkbecks!!!
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December 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025
Client at work's surname is BONNETT (yes 2 Ts - as in Waititi) when will OFMD stop torturing me? I need S3
😭😭😭
DAMMIT @david-jenkins.bsky.social this terrible longing is agony. You wrote their names on me in permanent ink.
😭😭😭
DAMMIT @david-jenkins.bsky.social this terrible longing is agony. You wrote their names on me in permanent ink.
December 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Client at work's surname is BONNETT (yes 2 Ts - as in Waititi) when will OFMD stop torturing me? I need S3
😭😭😭
DAMMIT @david-jenkins.bsky.social this terrible longing is agony. You wrote their names on me in permanent ink.
😭😭😭
DAMMIT @david-jenkins.bsky.social this terrible longing is agony. You wrote their names on me in permanent ink.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Was mess everywhere because this has been my first proper time off in a year and I'm too fucking exhausted to clean
And all through the house
Was mess everywhere because this has been my first proper time off in a year and I'm too fucking exhausted to clean
a cat is sitting in front of a christmas tree with the words merry christmas written on it .
Alt: a cat is sitting in front of a christmas tree with the words merry christmas written on it .
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December 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Was mess everywhere because this has been my first proper time off in a year and I'm too fucking exhausted to clean
And all through the house
Was mess everywhere because this has been my first proper time off in a year and I'm too fucking exhausted to clean
My heart's hurting for my Jewish mates today. The Bondi community is such a lovely one. I feel sick. Hard to recognise my home town tonight.
December 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My heart's hurting for my Jewish mates today. The Bondi community is such a lovely one. I feel sick. Hard to recognise my home town tonight.