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Loona
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Loona Buckzo.
IMP's Receptionist.
Mun age 30+, Loona is 22
Penned by Spud. Mature Content Ahead.
#HHRP #HBRP #MVRP
Pinned
"Yeah, this is I.M.P. Who the fuck do you want us to murder?"
a cartoon character is laying on the floor looking at a cell phone .
ALT: a cartoon character is laying on the floor looking at a cell phone .
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I could probably throw most demons.
February 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I could also probably throw Mox or Mills as well.
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I.E.

About to throw Blitz.
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Adoptive imp dads can make for dangerous thrown weaponry if you toss them at losers that hit on you.

Especially if they are carrying.
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
You shouldn't do the second part of what I do though probably.
:0

“I should do that with my dad-”
Put Blitz on the high shelf.
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Put Blitz on the high shelf.
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
"... Right, yeah, alright."

She cracks all her joints.
“You just… eh. Nevermind”
"... How even what?"

She doesn't know.
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
"... How even what?"

She doesn't know.
“How…..even???”
She just puts down the cup.

Blank stare.

"... Hmm."
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
She just puts down the cup.

Blank stare.

"... Hmm."
O-o

“Wow….”
She nods in thanks and then just pours it down her throat.

No reaction to the heat.
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Gun.
Murder.
Violence.
Assault.
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
She nods in thanks and then just pours it down her throat.

No reaction to the heat.
“Coffee?”

Hands her a cup.
February 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Tired.
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
"Besides the obvious smartass joke... You'll get a few fuckers here too."
“Yeah. I have to deal with those kind of creeps too. So many losers think just cause I’m a rabbit it means I’m interesting in breeding.”
"... It's why I'm not attacking you, because I know that."

She leans back in her chair.

"... You ain't some random fuck who comes in looking to sell a 'job' that doesn't exist."
January 24, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Time to break shit.
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 AM
"... It's why I'm not attacking you, because I know that."

She leans back in her chair.

"... You ain't some random fuck who comes in looking to sell a 'job' that doesn't exist."
“Calm down. Not everyone around you is a pervert that wants to screw you.”

She puts the phone down once she finishes smoothing down her fur.
"You're really pointing that in my direction. Normally I'm camera adverse because that's what those perverts who want to ogle the staff try to do."
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 AM
"You're really pointing that in my direction. Normally I'm camera adverse because that's what those perverts who want to ogle the staff try to do."
“Heh. Sorry, I’m just using my phone camera to make sure I look cute and perfect for my first day on the job”
"Is that a fucking camera, I'm trying to work."
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I lock him in a cubicle sometimes.
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Moxxie loves office work.
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 AM
"Is that a fucking camera, I'm trying to work."
January 24, 2026 at 3:31 AM
"It's drunk hound hours and I still have a keg left."
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 AM
"Ah shit, really?"
"More like he met his match. An overprotective grandma."
"... Is there more hate on my dad?"
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 AM
"... Is there more hate on my dad?"
January 24, 2026 at 2:56 AM
She breaks chairs.
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
On the job.
She stole it.
Since when did you get a chainsaw?!

How could we afford one?
Okay she's getting the chainsaw.
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM