SquidProQuo
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@imposterkyle.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Seems I'm picking up followers from @codestarcreates.bsky.social's Pixeltendo list but I'm going to need help finding out who y'all are because I hope that most of you have rebranded yourselves.
I'm not the person I was in college and that person wasn't even the same as middle/ high school.
I'm not the person I was in college and that person wasn't even the same as middle/ high school.
I am presently having trouble accessing joy
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I am presently having trouble accessing joy
Excuse me but when did they make a Season 3 to Star Wars Visions? The best thing Disney has been doing with the IP and they aren't advertising them making more of it?
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Excuse me but when did they make a Season 3 to Star Wars Visions? The best thing Disney has been doing with the IP and they aren't advertising them making more of it?
Had to block my ex which lingers in my mind but I just have to reflect on how much respect I was actually getting from that relationship
a cartoon character is holding a pair of scissors and the words snip snip snip are above him
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November 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Had to block my ex which lingers in my mind but I just have to reflect on how much respect I was actually getting from that relationship
Reasonably annoyed that for every article about the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded, there are twenty about one person not getting it
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Reasonably annoyed that for every article about the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded, there are twenty about one person not getting it
I know I've expressed how dating apps are Hell but I've begun to encounter a new phenomenon where on the rare chance a match actually has a conversation with me and I ask them out, they stop responding.
This has happened to me SEVEN whole times in the last two months and I'm at a loss.
This has happened to me SEVEN whole times in the last two months and I'm at a loss.
October 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I know I've expressed how dating apps are Hell but I've begun to encounter a new phenomenon where on the rare chance a match actually has a conversation with me and I ask them out, they stop responding.
This has happened to me SEVEN whole times in the last two months and I'm at a loss.
This has happened to me SEVEN whole times in the last two months and I'm at a loss.
Can Time Not Be Stopped?
October 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Can Time Not Be Stopped?
Had a big edible and binged the new Futurama and...
It's the worst It's ever been. Please let these characters rest.
It's the worst It's ever been. Please let these characters rest.
September 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Had a big edible and binged the new Futurama and...
It's the worst It's ever been. Please let these characters rest.
It's the worst It's ever been. Please let these characters rest.
Relevant again
In before the public rejection of the Minnesota assassin.
At some point I noticed that Conservative and/or Christian groups will react to one of their own committing atrocities by rejection of the individual instead of introspection and examination of the environment that created them.
At some point I noticed that Conservative and/or Christian groups will react to one of their own committing atrocities by rejection of the individual instead of introspection and examination of the environment that created them.
September 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Relevant again
Anxiety attacks at work 🎵
August 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Anxiety attacks at work 🎵
I hope I don't wake up
August 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I hope I don't wake up
Dating apps make me want to kill myself more than any other individual piece of this miserable existence.
August 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Dating apps make me want to kill myself more than any other individual piece of this miserable existence.
Facebook Group invite: Let's All Go to the Capitol and Derisively chant "EPSTEIN" so loud that the mics pick us up during the State of The Union address
August 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Facebook Group invite: Let's All Go to the Capitol and Derisively chant "EPSTEIN" so loud that the mics pick us up during the State of The Union address
Four favorites, no starters.
July 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Four favorites, no starters.
Breakfast of champions
1 banana
JiF peanut butter
Mushroom honey from the farmers market
1 banana
JiF peanut butter
Mushroom honey from the farmers market
July 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Breakfast of champions
1 banana
JiF peanut butter
Mushroom honey from the farmers market
1 banana
JiF peanut butter
Mushroom honey from the farmers market
Oh that is some high quality horseshit that
And then, the final nail in the coffin: A comedy's amount of money for "Refills" of a feature which, if it ran locally, if it used rudimentary versions of the tech, had the opportunity to be absurdly useful even if it were slightly less accurate. What a joke.
July 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Oh that is some high quality horseshit that
My light-novel idea:
"After Having Been Reincarnated a Dozen or so Times, You Think I'd Have Gotten the Hang of Things by Now"
"After Having Been Reincarnated a Dozen or so Times, You Think I'd Have Gotten the Hang of Things by Now"
June 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My light-novel idea:
"After Having Been Reincarnated a Dozen or so Times, You Think I'd Have Gotten the Hang of Things by Now"
"After Having Been Reincarnated a Dozen or so Times, You Think I'd Have Gotten the Hang of Things by Now"
I'm going to fully lose my mind by July 4
June 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm going to fully lose my mind by July 4
This account is in danger of becoming a Kneesocks (Panty & Stocking) stan account
June 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This account is in danger of becoming a Kneesocks (Panty & Stocking) stan account
In before the public rejection of the Minnesota assassin.
At some point I noticed that Conservative and/or Christian groups will react to one of their own committing atrocities by rejection of the individual instead of introspection and examination of the environment that created them.
At some point I noticed that Conservative and/or Christian groups will react to one of their own committing atrocities by rejection of the individual instead of introspection and examination of the environment that created them.
June 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
In before the public rejection of the Minnesota assassin.
At some point I noticed that Conservative and/or Christian groups will react to one of their own committing atrocities by rejection of the individual instead of introspection and examination of the environment that created them.
At some point I noticed that Conservative and/or Christian groups will react to one of their own committing atrocities by rejection of the individual instead of introspection and examination of the environment that created them.
Finally watched Adult Swim's Uzumaki and it's not even half as bad as I'd heard. In fact, overall I think it was on the side of good.
May 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Finally watched Adult Swim's Uzumaki and it's not even half as bad as I'd heard. In fact, overall I think it was on the side of good.
I'll look it up in the morning, I'm not a total luddite.
But where on earth did the kids pick up 'vittles'? I'm getting the context that it means, ostensibly, 'food' but I'm having trouble if it is some blend of delicious vs nutritious
But where on earth did the kids pick up 'vittles'? I'm getting the context that it means, ostensibly, 'food' but I'm having trouble if it is some blend of delicious vs nutritious
May 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'll look it up in the morning, I'm not a total luddite.
But where on earth did the kids pick up 'vittles'? I'm getting the context that it means, ostensibly, 'food' but I'm having trouble if it is some blend of delicious vs nutritious
But where on earth did the kids pick up 'vittles'? I'm getting the context that it means, ostensibly, 'food' but I'm having trouble if it is some blend of delicious vs nutritious
I feel like there has been no point in which Millennials have been regarded as cool by any demographic apart from ourselves. Literally my entire high school and college years, the generations before were derisive at us and to hear this is coming from the generation after us is of no consequence.
Teens & 20-somethings think 30-40 year olds are uncool? Wow this is a brand new phenomenon.
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I feel like there has been no point in which Millennials have been regarded as cool by any demographic apart from ourselves. Literally my entire high school and college years, the generations before were derisive at us and to hear this is coming from the generation after us is of no consequence.
It's the third time this year I've gotten to work and realized I didn't have my wallet and I'm worried something is wrong with my brain
May 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It's the third time this year I've gotten to work and realized I didn't have my wallet and I'm worried something is wrong with my brain
Look, I can't control my brain or why it suddenly thought of the idea of Ludwig von Beethoven as a cicada but sometimes it's nice to think of nonsense.
April 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Look, I can't control my brain or why it suddenly thought of the idea of Ludwig von Beethoven as a cicada but sometimes it's nice to think of nonsense.
If you need to recycle your HP cosplay, just draw a black line on your face and now you're in Mashle.
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April 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If you need to recycle your HP cosplay, just draw a black line on your face and now you're in Mashle.