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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
@impliedsalad.bsky.social
Heather (she/her) | Regulr ol' neurodivergent gay trans girl putting the mess into hot mess | Recovering former software/tech dev | Possible NSFW on occasion so 🔞

Watch me spiral in real time!

I also do: @tallysalad.bsky.social
whole goddamn life's nothing but all of everything constantly beating into me in no uncertain terms that i never fucking count never matter
January 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
fuck everyone everywhere
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
so fucking tired of trying
January 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Fuck deity(s). Fuck deity(s) to hell. I exist and that needs to be made their goddamn problem.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Onion headline:

Man with multiple technical achievements can't figure out why favorite bar now less fun/popular after becoming nazi den, keeps returning anyway
John Carmack wants the creative "Twitter diaspora" to return, because he no longer sees many creative works shared on the platform
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
well I can see bsky is pointless today
January 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
god i hate people
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 AM
January 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
At least a couple of the Futurama finales.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
"Unresolvable Demons" would be a great title and concept for a song or album.
January 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
A really, really good song is like a fullbody, through the core, all at once massage.
January 6, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I'm loving the anti-fatphobia movement, and I have especially good reason to. But if I see one more skinny-to-average-ish person banging the ridiculous "there is never any non-societal downside to being fat ever" drum, I'm going to lose my freaking shit.
January 6, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Not that I hadn't finally figured it out by now, but yep, this explains things. I really was just fucked right from the start, just by starting out as who I was.
How you can restart your life
YouTube video by HealthyGamerGG
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Reposted by Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Oh shit! @coachgowron.com, I found that album you did a while back!
January 6, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Like Legos aren't expensive enough already?
LEGO is launching the most ambitious brick it’s ever made: a tiny computer that fits entirely inside a classic 2x4 LEGO brick. It will make entire LEGO sets come to life — with humming lightsabers, roaring engines, light-up blasters, and more www.theverge.com/tech/854556/...
Lego announces Smart Brick, the ‘most significant evolution’ in 50 years
Starting with Lego Star Wars.
www.theverge.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
O. M. G. This really needed to be a special secure message? You couldn't have just put it in the email itself? You made me log in just for this?
January 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop"

aftermath.site/signup/
January 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Reposted by Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Lou Sullivan lobbied for gay, trans men to be given access to medical transition. He was visible so that other gay, trans men could see that they weren’t alone.

#Trans #Transgender #NonBinary #TransRights #TransHistory #LGBTQI #LGBTQ #LGBTI #LGBT #Queer
January 3, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Lois & Clark
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Me: *looks at meme, looks at clock, looks back to meme*

Shit.
January 5, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Wait...Did Adam Ant get his name from "adamant"?
January 5, 2026 at 6:02 AM
The thing that really gets me on the left vs left topics is the blatant strawmen.

Like c'mon, "the pro-genocide condidate"? Remind me again which was the anti-genocide one? Oh right.
January 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I just discovered Ice Choir, and seriously if you like good 80's music you owe it to yourself to check them out.

(cw: flashing lights)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKDB...
Ice Choir - Designs In Rhythm (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Ice Choir
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Reposted by Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
me: can't
them: can't what
me, going to bed at 6:02 pm: stuff. everything
them: have you tried meditating
me: just an observation but if this was a horror movie you would be a victim
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"So I'm thinking about getting the surgery."

"Which one?"

"Oh, you know..."
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM