Mark A
@impalemail.bsky.social
Chronic overthinker. Writer. Full-time chaos gremlin. Gold Medalist at reaching my destination and forgetting what the fuck I wanted there.
Doja Cat singing about feelings after three albums about her ass feels like a plot twist no one asked for.
October 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Doja Cat singing about feelings after three albums about her ass feels like a plot twist no one asked for.
Shutdown math: millions go unpaid so one orange creep doesn’t get outed in Epstein’s diary.
#shutdown
#Epstien
#releasetheepstienfiles
#shutdown
#Epstien
#releasetheepstienfiles
September 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Shutdown math: millions go unpaid so one orange creep doesn’t get outed in Epstein’s diary.
#shutdown
#Epstien
#releasetheepstienfiles
#shutdown
#Epstien
#releasetheepstienfiles
Trump’s $TRUMP coin is the dumbest bribe ever. Buy fake money with real money to win dinner with a fake billionaire running a real coup. And we don’t even know who’s buying in. Russia? Exxon? Chick-fil-A’s dark money PAC? FFS
July 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Trump’s $TRUMP coin is the dumbest bribe ever. Buy fake money with real money to win dinner with a fake billionaire running a real coup. And we don’t even know who’s buying in. Russia? Exxon? Chick-fil-A’s dark money PAC? FFS
Here’s a photo of MAGA clowns just standing there and not holding anything.
July 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Here’s a photo of MAGA clowns just standing there and not holding anything.
Nancy Mace’s political relevance peaked somewhere between ‘bathroom police’ and ‘desperate influencer.’ Blink twice if you need a legislative purpose.
May 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Nancy Mace’s political relevance peaked somewhere between ‘bathroom police’ and ‘desperate influencer.’ Blink twice if you need a legislative purpose.
Pam Bondi—bless her brain cell—claimed that Trump reduced fentanyl deaths by 21 million. Since fentanyl-related overdose deaths in the U.S. hovers around 70k per year, that means Trump somehow prevented over 210 years worth of fentanyl-related deaths in 3 months. Impressive!
May 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Pam Bondi—bless her brain cell—claimed that Trump reduced fentanyl deaths by 21 million. Since fentanyl-related overdose deaths in the U.S. hovers around 70k per year, that means Trump somehow prevented over 210 years worth of fentanyl-related deaths in 3 months. Impressive!
Every one of the Trump Admin’s ‘bold ideas’ costs billions and returns less than a fucking Chuck E. Cheese token.
May 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Every one of the Trump Admin’s ‘bold ideas’ costs billions and returns less than a fucking Chuck E. Cheese token.
They’ll never admit it, but every vote cast for Donald Trump inflicted lasting, generational damage on the United States and the West—wounds we’ll be dealing with for decades. And in return, they got nothing. No prosperity, no dignity, no future—just chaos in a cheap red hat.
March 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
They’ll never admit it, but every vote cast for Donald Trump inflicted lasting, generational damage on the United States and the West—wounds we’ll be dealing with for decades. And in return, they got nothing. No prosperity, no dignity, no future—just chaos in a cheap red hat.
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They are arresting people on the streets, terminating their visas, and disappearing them for writing things they disagree with. This is where we are. Two months in. Right now. If you think they won’t begin coming after citizens soon, you are mistaken.
March 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
They are arresting people on the streets, terminating their visas, and disappearing them for writing things they disagree with. This is where we are. Two months in. Right now. If you think they won’t begin coming after citizens soon, you are mistaken.
This isn’t just incompetence, it’s ideology. Military intelligence leaks get a shrug, but property damage to Elon’s brand gets the full weight of the state. They’re not protecting the country, they’re protecting their own.
Bondi Suggests Signal Chat Episode Is Unlikely to Be Criminally Investigated
The attorney general said the focus should be on the success of the U.S. military strike in Yemen, not on military information being shared in advance in a group text among top officials.
www.nytimes.com
March 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This isn’t just incompetence, it’s ideology. Military intelligence leaks get a shrug, but property damage to Elon’s brand gets the full weight of the state. They’re not protecting the country, they’re protecting their own.
The White House Press Secretary, Karoline Levitt, is truly impressive.
Brilliance in the Face of Facts: The Undeniable Genius of Karoline Leavitt
It’s not easy to be this confidently mistaken, this perpetually unbothered by the weight of reality, but Karoline Leavitt makes it look…
medium.com
March 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The White House Press Secretary, Karoline Levitt, is truly impressive.
Trump’s ‘Art of the Deal’ now includes becoming a used car salesman for Musk. Truly historic: the first time a sitting president has ever worked on commission.
March 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Trump’s ‘Art of the Deal’ now includes becoming a used car salesman for Musk. Truly historic: the first time a sitting president has ever worked on commission.
So this billionaire snake is strong-arming the government into firing experienced public employees, just so he can swoop in, privatize their work, and funnel taxpayer money straight into his own pocket. And he’s selling it like he’s doing us all a favor. Fuck Elon Musk.
February 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
So this billionaire snake is strong-arming the government into firing experienced public employees, just so he can swoop in, privatize their work, and funnel taxpayer money straight into his own pocket. And he’s selling it like he’s doing us all a favor. Fuck Elon Musk.
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Donald Trump has fired the head of the National Archives, the government agency that protects the Constitution and other historic documents, apparently out of revenge for asking him to return classified documents he stole when he left the White House the first time.
Trump fires National Archives chief
The president has dismissed the top U.S. archivist after fuming about the agency’s role in the criminal classified-documents case against him.
www.politico.com
February 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Donald Trump has fired the head of the National Archives, the government agency that protects the Constitution and other historic documents, apparently out of revenge for asking him to return classified documents he stole when he left the White House the first time.
At this rate, Trump’s gonna break an arm himself jerking off over pretend accomplishments.
February 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
At this rate, Trump’s gonna break an arm himself jerking off over pretend accomplishments.
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Call the Democrats and tell them we want AOC and Raskin in charge! FUCK THE CURRENT LEADERSHIP! They are enabling Trump and only gives a damn about their donors!
Call PELOSI now! 202-225-4965
Call PELOSI now! 202-225-4965
February 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Call the Democrats and tell them we want AOC and Raskin in charge! FUCK THE CURRENT LEADERSHIP! They are enabling Trump and only gives a damn about their donors!
Call PELOSI now! 202-225-4965
Call PELOSI now! 202-225-4965
DOJ ordered the firing of 8 senior FBI officials and the release of names of those who worked on Jan 6th cases. Meanwhile, the insurrectionist who wore a ‘Camp Auschwitz’ shirt got pardoned. The people who prosecuted him? Punished. Let that sink in.
February 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
DOJ ordered the firing of 8 senior FBI officials and the release of names of those who worked on Jan 6th cases. Meanwhile, the insurrectionist who wore a ‘Camp Auschwitz’ shirt got pardoned. The people who prosecuted him? Punished. Let that sink in.
BREAKING: Sentient spray tan accidentally tells the truth. Experts are calling it a one-time event.
February 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
BREAKING: Sentient spray tan accidentally tells the truth. Experts are calling it a one-time event.
ICE complaining that people are too educated on their rights is like burglars complaining that people lock their doors now.
#ICE
#MAGANAZIS
#TomHemon
#ICE
#MAGANAZIS
#TomHemon
January 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
ICE complaining that people are too educated on their rights is like burglars complaining that people lock their doors now.
#ICE
#MAGANAZIS
#TomHemon
#ICE
#MAGANAZIS
#TomHemon
Hear that, guys? Do NOT screenshot her posts or share a screenshot of her posts. 🫡
January 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hear that, guys? Do NOT screenshot her posts or share a screenshot of her posts. 🫡
The same people screeching about “snowflakes” want a participation trophy in the form of “civility” after spending years worshipping a guy who spits venom at everyone who isn’t licking his boots. Be nice? To the crowd that cheered for cruelty? They can sit in the bed they shit in.
The same MAGA idiots who voted for the grab em by the pussy sexual abusing felon who calls women dogs & his opponents vermin, would like me to be “nicer” when I post about how dumb they are for electing the drink bleach guy because he’s taken a motherf’ng sledgehammer to our nation’s public health.
January 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The same people screeching about “snowflakes” want a participation trophy in the form of “civility” after spending years worshipping a guy who spits venom at everyone who isn’t licking his boots. Be nice? To the crowd that cheered for cruelty? They can sit in the bed they shit in.
Oh, so disaster aid is a bargaining chip now? Cool. Then how about California keeps its tax dollars instead of bankrolling the broke-ass states that rely on its federal contributions? Let’s see how long they last without their golden goose while they whine about “self-sufficiency.”
January 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oh, so disaster aid is a bargaining chip now? Cool. Then how about California keeps its tax dollars instead of bankrolling the broke-ass states that rely on its federal contributions? Let’s see how long they last without their golden goose while they whine about “self-sufficiency.”
Oh look, the TikTok TED Talk approach to gaslighting—calm face, incredulous tone, soft lighting, and pure, unfiltered horseshit. Elon could’ve goose-stepped offstage, and this clueless dipshit would still be breathlessly explaining into her phone, “Actually, what you saw isn’t what happened.”
January 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Oh look, the TikTok TED Talk approach to gaslighting—calm face, incredulous tone, soft lighting, and pure, unfiltered horseshit. Elon could’ve goose-stepped offstage, and this clueless dipshit would still be breathlessly explaining into her phone, “Actually, what you saw isn’t what happened.”