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Committed mass fungicide on the mushrooms that have sprouted up in scores in my back yard.
August 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Committed mass fungicide on the mushrooms that have sprouted up in scores in my back yard.
Dr odyssey has multiple personality disorder. Not the character, the show.
June 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Dr odyssey has multiple personality disorder. Not the character, the show.
Real Madrid trying to intentionally hurt players half the time and flopping on the floor like babies the other half is quite the dicotomy. COYG
April 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Real Madrid trying to intentionally hurt players half the time and flopping on the floor like babies the other half is quite the dicotomy. COYG
People like to say flatbread like it’s not just fancy pizza
April 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
People like to say flatbread like it’s not just fancy pizza
Generic Worcestershire sauce and generic soy sauce should come into completely different looking bottles
March 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Generic Worcestershire sauce and generic soy sauce should come into completely different looking bottles
Suarez still the whiniest player there is. Some things never change. #biter #charlottefc
March 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Suarez still the whiniest player there is. Some things never change. #biter #charlottefc
Apparently if you yell out jeopardy answers while watching with headphones your wife thinks you are a crazy person.
March 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Apparently if you yell out jeopardy answers while watching with headphones your wife thinks you are a crazy person.
Did anyone else run outside a lot as a kid and stub their toe all the time? I feel like I did that monthly. I’m not sure my kids have ever stubbed their toes.
February 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Did anyone else run outside a lot as a kid and stub their toe all the time? I feel like I did that monthly. I’m not sure my kids have ever stubbed their toes.
People saying science is a theory don’t understand science.
February 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
People saying science is a theory don’t understand science.
Why are everyone’s teeth so weird in Weird Science
February 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Why are everyone’s teeth so weird in Weird Science
Have reactions - mentally challenging
Not have reactions - emotionally challenging
Not have reactions - emotionally challenging
February 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Have reactions - mentally challenging
Not have reactions - emotionally challenging
Not have reactions - emotionally challenging
I’d be a top tier celebrity jeopardy contestant
February 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’d be a top tier celebrity jeopardy contestant
I’ve started in the past year or so a personal sanity journey towards not reading every bit of news that comes across. And I try not to post about it because it contributes to the degradation of my health. But just to be clear, Mr Cheeto having a crypto is totally and utterly reprehensible.
January 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’ve started in the past year or so a personal sanity journey towards not reading every bit of news that comes across. And I try not to post about it because it contributes to the degradation of my health. But just to be clear, Mr Cheeto having a crypto is totally and utterly reprehensible.
Transformers One was great.
January 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Transformers One was great.
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
Today’s plans include: minor exercise, cleaning up Christmas, watching Arsenal, and general complaints about the negatives of getting old.
January 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Today’s plans include: minor exercise, cleaning up Christmas, watching Arsenal, and general complaints about the negatives of getting old.
College football just turns off big penalties in the last two minutes apparently. Not the best look.
January 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
College football just turns off big penalties in the last two minutes apparently. Not the best look.
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December 25, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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This shit made me so mad. No he’s not
December 5, 2024 at 2:35 AM
This shit made me so mad. No he’s not
Someone come pick up this cold from me please.
December 3, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Someone come pick up this cold from me please.
As the father of daughters I was compelled to see Wicked. The first 90-120 minutes was hot garbage but the last 45 was good.
December 1, 2024 at 8:09 PM
As the father of daughters I was compelled to see Wicked. The first 90-120 minutes was hot garbage but the last 45 was good.
Today I am thankful for a lot. One of those things is my budding ability to compartmentalize bad thoughts to some extent.
November 28, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Today I am thankful for a lot. One of those things is my budding ability to compartmentalize bad thoughts to some extent.
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pass laws that compel new liquor stores and dispensaries to open in defunct businesses and retain the brand identity. Weed Lobster will rise
When Hollywood Video closed here someone bought it and just changed “video” to “liquors” and it’s been wildly successful for 14 years. It always vaguely feels like a metaphor. One my mind races from. #filmsky #americanlife #videostores
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 PM
pass laws that compel new liquor stores and dispensaries to open in defunct businesses and retain the brand identity. Weed Lobster will rise