JeniLynn
@imjenilynn.bsky.social
Probably got more than 99 problems, but each time I came, saw, and conquered.
Y’all need to start making dishwasher safe mugs. I’m not Laura Ingalls Wilder.
January 31, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Y’all need to start making dishwasher safe mugs. I’m not Laura Ingalls Wilder.
Florida weather has lost the plot.
January 31, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Florida weather has lost the plot.
Depression is waking up every morning and thinking, “Again?”
January 28, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Depression is waking up every morning and thinking, “Again?”
Just so we are clear, Peter Pan’s love interest is Peter Pan.
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Just so we are clear, Peter Pan’s love interest is Peter Pan.
Being told you are choice but still not being chosen is such a slap in the face.
January 28, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Being told you are choice but still not being chosen is such a slap in the face.
Wearing crosses to virtue signal, but the cross goes truth telling instead.
January 16, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Wearing crosses to virtue signal, but the cross goes truth telling instead.
White House to Iranian Protestors: Help is on the way!!
White House to American Protestors: Take a bullet to the face!
White House to American Protestors: Take a bullet to the face!
January 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
White House to Iranian Protestors: Help is on the way!!
White House to American Protestors: Take a bullet to the face!
White House to American Protestors: Take a bullet to the face!
Was passed a link…
Him: It’s all Slipknot songs at the same time!!!
Me: No, I feel certain this person is undergoing amputation with no anesthetic.
Him: It’s all Slipknot songs at the same time!!!
Me: No, I feel certain this person is undergoing amputation with no anesthetic.
October 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Was passed a link…
Him: It’s all Slipknot songs at the same time!!!
Me: No, I feel certain this person is undergoing amputation with no anesthetic.
Him: It’s all Slipknot songs at the same time!!!
Me: No, I feel certain this person is undergoing amputation with no anesthetic.
Pro Tip: Watch people react to @xgofficial.bsky.social ‘s “Woke Up” for the first time. You’re welcome.
July 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Pro Tip: Watch people react to @xgofficial.bsky.social ‘s “Woke Up” for the first time. You’re welcome.
I hold my own on a daily basis until I cross this threshold. On the other side of this door, I am crying in distress, wilting under pressure, and giving them all my money before I faint from the duress of whatever issue brought me here in the first place.
June 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I hold my own on a daily basis until I cross this threshold. On the other side of this door, I am crying in distress, wilting under pressure, and giving them all my money before I faint from the duress of whatever issue brought me here in the first place.
Good morning to everyone who doesn’t create problems so that they can look like a savior solving them!
June 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Good morning to everyone who doesn’t create problems so that they can look like a savior solving them!
My office has two conference rooms. One named Biggie, the other named Smalls. I work with geniuses.
April 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My office has two conference rooms. One named Biggie, the other named Smalls. I work with geniuses.
Reposted by JeniLynn
University commencement speakers are often notable members of the community or even famous celebrities that can inspire graduates with a blend of wisdom and humor. This spring, the University of Maryland invited someone who is all of those things and very green: Kermit the Frog. cnn.it/4i9aGYp
March 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
University commencement speakers are often notable members of the community or even famous celebrities that can inspire graduates with a blend of wisdom and humor. This spring, the University of Maryland invited someone who is all of those things and very green: Kermit the Frog. cnn.it/4i9aGYp
Them: What are you up to?
Me:
Me:
March 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Them: What are you up to?
Me:
Me:
No longer waiting to exhale.
February 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
No longer waiting to exhale.
Why do we pretend like Dick Tracy never happened?
December 22, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Why do we pretend like Dick Tracy never happened?
You might be a #workaholic if your boss emails you, “We love the dedication, but for the love of God PLEASE take a vacation—you’ve hit the cap!”
#work #worklifebalance
#work #worklifebalance
November 13, 2024 at 11:11 PM
You might be a #workaholic if your boss emails you, “We love the dedication, but for the love of God PLEASE take a vacation—you’ve hit the cap!”
#work #worklifebalance
#work #worklifebalance
