Harper O’Neill
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Harper O’Neill
@imharperoneill.bsky.social
Games Professional, Trans, Former Comedian, Future Everything Else

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| REPRESSION QUEEN |
A Memoir About Gender Transformation Erotica
https://a.co/d/dSRAf3M
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Getting a bunch of followers again, so here’s a bit about me:

🏳️‍⚧️ Author —
REPRESSION QUEEN: A Memoir About Gender Transformation Erotica | a.co/d/dSRAf3M
In progress: Immersive puzzle book project.

Gamer —
Formerly @Wizards of the Coast.
Currently @Xbox Stores.

Pokemon Go, Magic, you name it.
Show me a receipt of you purchasing my book Repression Queen: A Memoir About Gender Transformation Erotica from Bookshop(.org) during the Game, and I’ll hand-mail you a copy of my “Zine That Turns You Into A Girl.”

This is a wacky short-term offer but could fuel some other projects I’m working on.
Repression Queen: A Memoir About Gender Transformation Erotica
A Memoir About Gender Transformation Erotica
bookshop.org
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Are we winning yet
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I’m not watching The Big Game because frankly I don’t know how to and I’m not looking it up

Don’t tell me how to find it

Do not
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Trying this brand new game called Hades Two and it’s just filled with lesbians?

Like to the brim?
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Cap Hill in Seattle needs more breakfast spots where I can get a quick bite of food that isn’t reheated or just a pastry.

Like my kingdom for an egg my guys, come on now.
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Sometimes I put on boy clothes and am like aw man

Then I put on girl clothes and I’m like aw yeah
February 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
You
Must
Survive
The
Full-on
Werewoman
Ceremony
February 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Good news!

Mad Max Fury Road is still a great movie!
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I wanna go back to Mirrodin, but like, Mirrodin Mirrodin.

Maybe like a Parallel Universes Magic. A “What If” kinda Magic.

There you go, free idea.
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Today I was the kind of person who went into a corner store and asked for apple sauce
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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I don't know who needs to hear this...

You make your own day. Put on something that makes you feel confident. Do something kind; pick up litter or hold open the door for someone. It doesn't have to be a huge project.

Every day these small actions make us FABULOUS

~remember... YOU ARE FABULOUS 💖
February 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I am still here
If you need me, I’m here
February 5, 2026 at 7:18 AM
I don’t know why everyone keeps saying that “Harper’s Bizarre”.

Like I agree with you but why does this keep coming up.
February 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Sneaking into my mom’s house in the dead of night, replacing all of my still-framed high school photos with these very real photos of me in high school
February 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
If you need me, I’m here
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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August 14, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Now they’re trying to get me to pay $60 for language lessons
Downloaded Duolingo again yesterday.

My devil’s contract with The Beast is renewed once more.

Mizu kudasai
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Ferbruary #oldknees
February 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
[Loudly, at a crowded bar]
“Yeah my girlfriend and I really like your vibe and wanna invite you to our place to watch us play Drop Duchy”
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Surely someone has invented a sustainable way to eat with a long-term financial savings strategy in mind that doesn’t involve me buying expensive individual slices of cheese and meat every few days to survive
February 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Downloaded Duolingo again yesterday.

My devil’s contract with The Beast is renewed once more.

Mizu kudasai
January 31, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I gotta show up to Commander nights more often because it’s very gender validating when a Man attempts to walk me through the Children of Korlis combo.
January 31, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Rediscovering my deeply buried gender feelings by watching a straight-to-VHS sequel for Fern Gully with my kid
BUDGIE! BUDGIIIIEEEE

BUDGIE GAVE ME GENDER

THE CLOWN GIRL GAVE ME GENDER I REMEMBER NOW
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 AM