Claire Gonna Claire
@imclairetho.bsky.social
When I said I wanted to be an actor I did not expect to be an extra in the series finale of Democracy.
My mom has completely lost the plot. Read me for filth for drinking a frap because “dessert isn’t breakfast” and then proceed to serve me a slice of frosted lemon cake for breakfast
May 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My mom has completely lost the plot. Read me for filth for drinking a frap because “dessert isn’t breakfast” and then proceed to serve me a slice of frosted lemon cake for breakfast
Just watched one of my dayhab clients think long and hard to come up with the worst insult she could think of. Apparently it’s calling someone “a mean old chickenhead” and I’m not remotely disappointed in this information.
April 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just watched one of my dayhab clients think long and hard to come up with the worst insult she could think of. Apparently it’s calling someone “a mean old chickenhead” and I’m not remotely disappointed in this information.
Look yall I’m trying to follow Jesus but my main instincts are to flip tables to rebuke stupid people so I’m not sure I’m sticking the landing here
April 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Look yall I’m trying to follow Jesus but my main instincts are to flip tables to rebuke stupid people so I’m not sure I’m sticking the landing here
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Me: I’m in a really good mood- I should call my mom and say hi!
Me later: I am an idiot and my good mood is ruined
Me later: I am an idiot and my good mood is ruined
January 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Me: I’m in a really good mood- I should call my mom and say hi!
Me later: I am an idiot and my good mood is ruined
Me later: I am an idiot and my good mood is ruined
“Beware the old men in a job where men die young.”
January 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
“Beware the old men in a job where men die young.”
Why aren’t we talking about how hard the drums go at the end of No One Mourns the Wicked
January 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Why aren’t we talking about how hard the drums go at the end of No One Mourns the Wicked
Today I learned my rat, Bubbles, has been faking a recurrent ear infection because she likes her flavored antibiotics. I am no longer the smartest living thing in my own home
December 27, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Today I learned my rat, Bubbles, has been faking a recurrent ear infection because she likes her flavored antibiotics. I am no longer the smartest living thing in my own home
Hello, Police? The ASPCA commercial is emotionally abusing me again
December 26, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Hello, Police? The ASPCA commercial is emotionally abusing me again
Beau is stoked about his Christmas gift.
December 25, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Beau is stoked about his Christmas gift.
Happy Christmas, folks. Be good to each other.
December 25, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Happy Christmas, folks. Be good to each other.
Just gonna leave this here.
December 25, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Just gonna leave this here.
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December 25, 2024 at 12:45 PM
My toxic trait is that I would try to pet the animals instead of making freaking GORGEOUS sketches of them.
Ink sketches on the toned paper.
That African wild dog pup stole my heart 🥺
#art #traditionalart #ArtAdventCalendar
That African wild dog pup stole my heart 🥺
#art #traditionalart #ArtAdventCalendar
December 24, 2024 at 2:51 PM
My toxic trait is that I would try to pet the animals instead of making freaking GORGEOUS sketches of them.
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Good morning blue sky .
December 23, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Good morning blue sky .
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Jingle bells
Something smells
Where is my cat and what has she fucking done now
Something smells
Where is my cat and what has she fucking done now
December 23, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Jingle bells
Something smells
Where is my cat and what has she fucking done now
Something smells
Where is my cat and what has she fucking done now
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last christmas
i gave you my harp
the very next day
you gave it away
what the hell
you expressed interest in learning concert harp
i gave you my harp
the very next day
you gave it away
what the hell
you expressed interest in learning concert harp
December 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
last christmas
i gave you my harp
the very next day
you gave it away
what the hell
you expressed interest in learning concert harp
i gave you my harp
the very next day
you gave it away
what the hell
you expressed interest in learning concert harp
Why so grumpy, Juni-cat?
December 22, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Why so grumpy, Juni-cat?
There’s something about seeing your worst bully leading worship that inspires some very non-Jesus-approved feelings in my crusty lil Grinch heart
December 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
There’s something about seeing your worst bully leading worship that inspires some very non-Jesus-approved feelings in my crusty lil Grinch heart
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Brutal hippo attack caught on camera
December 22, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Brutal hippo attack caught on camera
I think I’m real tough stuff until I have to tell my sweet client with IDD that we can’t go to the much-anticipated Christmas party tonight (cancelled bc of flu). If anyone needs me I’ll be crying in the supply closet
December 19, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I think I’m real tough stuff until I have to tell my sweet client with IDD that we can’t go to the much-anticipated Christmas party tonight (cancelled bc of flu). If anyone needs me I’ll be crying in the supply closet
Beau is refusing to participate in existence today. Fuckin’ genius
December 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Beau is refusing to participate in existence today. Fuckin’ genius
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this is your seasonally scheduled reminder that Mannheim Steamroller slaps, actually
December 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
this is your seasonally scheduled reminder that Mannheim Steamroller slaps, actually
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If today is hard for you for any reason, I’m sorry.
You deserve better and I hope you get it soon.
Maybe tomorrow, maybe next week, I don’t know. But at some point whatever’s weighing you down is going to feel lighter.
Sit it out, you’ll get there.
❤️
You deserve better and I hope you get it soon.
Maybe tomorrow, maybe next week, I don’t know. But at some point whatever’s weighing you down is going to feel lighter.
Sit it out, you’ll get there.
❤️
November 25, 2024 at 10:04 AM
If today is hard for you for any reason, I’m sorry.
You deserve better and I hope you get it soon.
Maybe tomorrow, maybe next week, I don’t know. But at some point whatever’s weighing you down is going to feel lighter.
Sit it out, you’ll get there.
❤️
You deserve better and I hope you get it soon.
Maybe tomorrow, maybe next week, I don’t know. But at some point whatever’s weighing you down is going to feel lighter.
Sit it out, you’ll get there.
❤️