Joel
@imaweasel.bsky.social
Never has someone said so much and at the same time said so little.
Oligarchs gonna oligarch
Oligarchs gonna oligarch
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Joel
@imaweasel.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Lincoln said a Democracy was “Of the people, by the people, for the people”
But he forgot to mention the people are idiots.
But he forgot to mention the people are idiots.
Why am I beginning to think 30% of this country is going to be cool with a grown man having sex with a 16 year old girl?
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Why am I beginning to think 30% of this country is going to be cool with a grown man having sex with a 16 year old girl?
Our full-size rental in Paris.
October 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Our full-size rental in Paris.
If you ever were curious what America would have looked like if the South had won, we’re about to find out.
September 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If you ever were curious what America would have looked like if the South had won, we’re about to find out.
Here’s a little timeline cleanse.
August 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Here’s a little timeline cleanse.
Proud dad here!!! This is my daughter in a helicopter darting a rhino. They de-horn the rhinos for conservation so poachers don’t kill them for their horns.
August 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Proud dad here!!! This is my daughter in a helicopter darting a rhino. They de-horn the rhinos for conservation so poachers don’t kill them for their horns.
Great weekend at the Montage Laguna Beach
July 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Great weekend at the Montage Laguna Beach
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July 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Where’s the damn sarcasm font on this thing?
June 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Where’s the damn sarcasm font on this thing?
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Your Pope name is your mom's dad's name, your dad's dad's name, and the number of coffees you drink in a week. If you don't drink coffee, WTF is wrong with you?
Pope Lewie Jean XXI
Pope Lewie Jean XXI
May 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Your Pope name is your mom's dad's name, your dad's dad's name, and the number of coffees you drink in a week. If you don't drink coffee, WTF is wrong with you?
Pope Lewie Jean XXI
Pope Lewie Jean XXI
At the lovely Turks and Caicos Ritz Carlton at the bar watching cricket. I have no idea the rules of this but I’m sure several Bombay Sapphire’s will help.
May 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
At the lovely Turks and Caicos Ritz Carlton at the bar watching cricket. I have no idea the rules of this but I’m sure several Bombay Sapphire’s will help.
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Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
Had some interesting looks today.
March 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Had some interesting looks today.
Maybe if Elon had said thank you.
March 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Maybe if Elon had said thank you.
So if Canada becomes the 51st state can a Canadian run for president?
March 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
So if Canada becomes the 51st state can a Canadian run for president?
Is Trump putting tariffs on books????
March 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Is Trump putting tariffs on books????
It’s almost like he’s doing this on purpose.
March 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It’s almost like he’s doing this on purpose.
My dog just goes through life sober.
March 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My dog just goes through life sober.
@profanity.accountant I would love to know.
March 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@profanity.accountant I would love to know.
He’s taking the expression Only the strong survive a little too literal.
March 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
He’s taking the expression Only the strong survive a little too literal.
Ash Wednesday is coming up. Time to give up something that makes you happy.
March 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ash Wednesday is coming up. Time to give up something that makes you happy.
