❤️🔥Illy Stylez❤️🔥
@illystylez.bsky.social
The Dildo Diva (XXX Toy Purveyor) and Advice Giver, Haunt Actor, 🇵🇷, Smart Ass. I like music, the paranormal, weird people, random interactions, and cheese. FTD, FUCK ICE 🧊. I Stand With Ukraine 🇺🇦 and 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☮️🤟🏽🫶🏽🫰🏾
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Good Morning Butterflies 🦋
Remember: You are worthy, You are enough. You got class, sass, wit and ass.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Fuck ICE
And Trump too.
#fuckice #ftd #nazilivesdontmatter
Remember: You are worthy, You are enough. You got class, sass, wit and ass.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Fuck ICE
And Trump too.
#fuckice #ftd #nazilivesdontmatter
Sometimes, when I am bored at The Jerk Joint, I like to do accents randomly (the few I can do well anyway) and then drop them and pick them back up the whole transaction.
...it's how I have fun.
Tonight's accent sounded like a 1940s Gangster Moll. 🤣
...it's how I have fun.
Tonight's accent sounded like a 1940s Gangster Moll. 🤣
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Sometimes, when I am bored at The Jerk Joint, I like to do accents randomly (the few I can do well anyway) and then drop them and pick them back up the whole transaction.
...it's how I have fun.
Tonight's accent sounded like a 1940s Gangster Moll. 🤣
...it's how I have fun.
Tonight's accent sounded like a 1940s Gangster Moll. 🤣
Reposted by ❤️🔥Illy Stylez❤️🔥
The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution.
This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American.
They must be released immediately.
This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American.
They must be released immediately.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution.
This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American.
They must be released immediately.
This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American.
They must be released immediately.
They hit the regular size Reeses Peanut Butter cups with shrinkflation! 😭
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 AM
They hit the regular size Reeses Peanut Butter cups with shrinkflation! 😭
I have been wearing my comfy pants backwards all day and no one in my house thought to say anything.
Have I fixed them?
No.
We're throwing it back to the 90s today!
😆
Have I fixed them?
No.
We're throwing it back to the 90s today!
😆
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January 29, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I have been wearing my comfy pants backwards all day and no one in my house thought to say anything.
Have I fixed them?
No.
We're throwing it back to the 90s today!
😆
Have I fixed them?
No.
We're throwing it back to the 90s today!
😆
Ha! Work thinks I'm going to answer questions off the clock?
Yeah, No.
Should've kept me on my regular schedule.
See ya'll Friday! 🤪
Yeah, No.
Should've kept me on my regular schedule.
See ya'll Friday! 🤪
January 28, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Ha! Work thinks I'm going to answer questions off the clock?
Yeah, No.
Should've kept me on my regular schedule.
See ya'll Friday! 🤪
Yeah, No.
Should've kept me on my regular schedule.
See ya'll Friday! 🤪
January 25, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Emotional Support Menudo 💞
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Emotional Support Menudo 💞
🥵😈
January 20, 2026 at 12:33 AM
🥵😈
Well, work cut my hours, didn't tell me til I got there earlier. I kinda saw this stupid ass shit coming. Turned right around and came home. I had been ready to do something else for a while. Gives me more time to focus on myself and some other projects I wanted to start. Business failing anyway.😆
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Well, work cut my hours, didn't tell me til I got there earlier. I kinda saw this stupid ass shit coming. Turned right around and came home. I had been ready to do something else for a while. Gives me more time to focus on myself and some other projects I wanted to start. Business failing anyway.😆
There's no dress code at my job...they just tried to make me change my shirt because it says FUCK ICE. Claiming it's political, I said ICE isnt a Political Party so NO I'm not changing it. I can wear a shirt that says FLESHLIGHT, ORGASMIC, TALK SHIT GET HIT, and NAMASTE FOR HAPPY HOUR though? 🖕🏾 that
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
There's no dress code at my job...they just tried to make me change my shirt because it says FUCK ICE. Claiming it's political, I said ICE isnt a Political Party so NO I'm not changing it. I can wear a shirt that says FLESHLIGHT, ORGASMIC, TALK SHIT GET HIT, and NAMASTE FOR HAPPY HOUR though? 🖕🏾 that
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Good Morning Butterflies 🦋
Remember: You are worthy, You are enough. You got class, sass, wit and ass.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Fuck ICE
And Trump too.
#fuckice #ftd #nazilivesdontmatter
Remember: You are worthy, You are enough. You got class, sass, wit and ass.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Fuck ICE
And Trump too.
#fuckice #ftd #nazilivesdontmatter
January 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Good Morning Butterflies 🦋
Remember: You are worthy, You are enough. You got class, sass, wit and ass.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Fuck ICE
And Trump too.
#fuckice #ftd #nazilivesdontmatter
Remember: You are worthy, You are enough. You got class, sass, wit and ass.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Fuck ICE
And Trump too.
#fuckice #ftd #nazilivesdontmatter
It's coconut oil based lube (by System Jo), I SWEAR! My hands were dry and I didn't have lotion on me! Very good in a pinch #sexshoplife #illystylez #dildodiva #thedildodiva #sandiego #PSA
January 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
It's coconut oil based lube (by System Jo), I SWEAR! My hands were dry and I didn't have lotion on me! Very good in a pinch #sexshoplife #illystylez #dildodiva #thedildodiva #sandiego #PSA
Just got off work at the Jerk Joint. Restocking days are always fun. The weight of the world is heavy past few days. But I find joy in friends, family and being an absolute menace online.
Find your joy where you can.
Right now my joy is chicken wings and a Helluva Boss rewatch.
Find your joy where you can.
Right now my joy is chicken wings and a Helluva Boss rewatch.
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January 9, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Just got off work at the Jerk Joint. Restocking days are always fun. The weight of the world is heavy past few days. But I find joy in friends, family and being an absolute menace online.
Find your joy where you can.
Right now my joy is chicken wings and a Helluva Boss rewatch.
Find your joy where you can.
Right now my joy is chicken wings and a Helluva Boss rewatch.
Reposted by ❤️🔥Illy Stylez❤️🔥
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
As a whole, America, our country (read: Government) is like an unruly teenager that needs to get smacked in the face with bloody reality.
Let them start catching...everything
RESIST BY ANY MEANS!
FUCK ICE!
FUCK THE TRUMP REGIME!
#fuckICE #fuckFACISM #UNITY #RESIST
Let them start catching...everything
RESIST BY ANY MEANS!
FUCK ICE!
FUCK THE TRUMP REGIME!
#fuckICE #fuckFACISM #UNITY #RESIST
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
As a whole, America, our country (read: Government) is like an unruly teenager that needs to get smacked in the face with bloody reality.
Let them start catching...everything
RESIST BY ANY MEANS!
FUCK ICE!
FUCK THE TRUMP REGIME!
#fuckICE #fuckFACISM #UNITY #RESIST
Let them start catching...everything
RESIST BY ANY MEANS!
FUCK ICE!
FUCK THE TRUMP REGIME!
#fuckICE #fuckFACISM #UNITY #RESIST
GET THE FUCK OUT OF ALL OUR CITIES!
They are killing us in the streets now.
I've already chosen my side:
FUCK ICE 🧊 YOU FACIST FUCKS! 🖕🏾
That woman was fleeing and they murdered her in cold blood!
They are killing us in the streets now.
I've already chosen my side:
FUCK ICE 🧊 YOU FACIST FUCKS! 🖕🏾
That woman was fleeing and they murdered her in cold blood!
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
GET THE FUCK OUT OF ALL OUR CITIES!
They are killing us in the streets now.
I've already chosen my side:
FUCK ICE 🧊 YOU FACIST FUCKS! 🖕🏾
That woman was fleeing and they murdered her in cold blood!
They are killing us in the streets now.
I've already chosen my side:
FUCK ICE 🧊 YOU FACIST FUCKS! 🖕🏾
That woman was fleeing and they murdered her in cold blood!
Coming into 2026 like
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January 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Coming into 2026 like
A van dropped off its load of VERY TALL MEN...(6.3ft and above) In front of the boutique.
They came into the store, lost.
To be HELPFUL, I put myself in the middle of the group...to tell them that they came into the wrong door. 😆
Shut up, I am not sorry. And YES, they ALL were. 😈
They came into the store, lost.
To be HELPFUL, I put myself in the middle of the group...to tell them that they came into the wrong door. 😆
Shut up, I am not sorry. And YES, they ALL were. 😈
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January 1, 2026 at 6:34 AM
A van dropped off its load of VERY TALL MEN...(6.3ft and above) In front of the boutique.
They came into the store, lost.
To be HELPFUL, I put myself in the middle of the group...to tell them that they came into the wrong door. 😆
Shut up, I am not sorry. And YES, they ALL were. 😈
They came into the store, lost.
To be HELPFUL, I put myself in the middle of the group...to tell them that they came into the wrong door. 😆
Shut up, I am not sorry. And YES, they ALL were. 😈
I bought my 🏳️🌈 Tio (age-Disco Era) a bottle to pop at midnight since I won't be here. (I'll be working...we live and vibe together ❤️)
He fully supports me NOT showing up to work tomorrow. 🤣
It means chicken nuggets and family chisme. 🤣
🇵🇷 Wepa!
He fully supports me NOT showing up to work tomorrow. 🤣
It means chicken nuggets and family chisme. 🤣
🇵🇷 Wepa!
January 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I bought my 🏳️🌈 Tio (age-Disco Era) a bottle to pop at midnight since I won't be here. (I'll be working...we live and vibe together ❤️)
He fully supports me NOT showing up to work tomorrow. 🤣
It means chicken nuggets and family chisme. 🤣
🇵🇷 Wepa!
He fully supports me NOT showing up to work tomorrow. 🤣
It means chicken nuggets and family chisme. 🤣
🇵🇷 Wepa!
I have to work tonight. But I am supplied 🍷 up with snacks and such.
Also, ya girl smells EXPENSIVE because she broke out the top shelf smell good. 😆
Be safe tonight everyone, Life is better with you in it!
Goodbye, 2025, You Diseased Whore!
Also, ya girl smells EXPENSIVE because she broke out the top shelf smell good. 😆
Be safe tonight everyone, Life is better with you in it!
Goodbye, 2025, You Diseased Whore!
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I have to work tonight. But I am supplied 🍷 up with snacks and such.
Also, ya girl smells EXPENSIVE because she broke out the top shelf smell good. 😆
Be safe tonight everyone, Life is better with you in it!
Goodbye, 2025, You Diseased Whore!
Also, ya girl smells EXPENSIVE because she broke out the top shelf smell good. 😆
Be safe tonight everyone, Life is better with you in it!
Goodbye, 2025, You Diseased Whore!
Yes it is and already done 😆
I am too much for my damn self sometimes
I am too much for my damn self sometimes
December 31, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Yes it is and already done 😆
I am too much for my damn self sometimes
I am too much for my damn self sometimes
My hetero brothers in Vice...
If you want to buy your lady a toy, don't walk in the jerk joint and ask someone like me for "what's hot for females"
That doesn't fly. It tells me ya'll don't talk.
PAY ATTENTION to her toy drawer.
Or...ASK HER.
All vageniuses are NOT STIMULATED THE SAME!
If you want to buy your lady a toy, don't walk in the jerk joint and ask someone like me for "what's hot for females"
That doesn't fly. It tells me ya'll don't talk.
PAY ATTENTION to her toy drawer.
Or...ASK HER.
All vageniuses are NOT STIMULATED THE SAME!
December 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My hetero brothers in Vice...
If you want to buy your lady a toy, don't walk in the jerk joint and ask someone like me for "what's hot for females"
That doesn't fly. It tells me ya'll don't talk.
PAY ATTENTION to her toy drawer.
Or...ASK HER.
All vageniuses are NOT STIMULATED THE SAME!
If you want to buy your lady a toy, don't walk in the jerk joint and ask someone like me for "what's hot for females"
That doesn't fly. It tells me ya'll don't talk.
PAY ATTENTION to her toy drawer.
Or...ASK HER.
All vageniuses are NOT STIMULATED THE SAME!
PSA from your cousin The Dildo Diva:
If you are in a relationship, Sex Toys are TOOLS not replacements, ya dummies!
Shopping for toys TOGETHER is a fun and educational bonding experience.
We grew out of Toys R Us...
Now Toys R Fucks!
No Bitchassness!
Let your Freak Flag Fly!
If you are in a relationship, Sex Toys are TOOLS not replacements, ya dummies!
Shopping for toys TOGETHER is a fun and educational bonding experience.
We grew out of Toys R Us...
Now Toys R Fucks!
No Bitchassness!
Let your Freak Flag Fly!
December 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
PSA from your cousin The Dildo Diva:
If you are in a relationship, Sex Toys are TOOLS not replacements, ya dummies!
Shopping for toys TOGETHER is a fun and educational bonding experience.
We grew out of Toys R Us...
Now Toys R Fucks!
No Bitchassness!
Let your Freak Flag Fly!
If you are in a relationship, Sex Toys are TOOLS not replacements, ya dummies!
Shopping for toys TOGETHER is a fun and educational bonding experience.
We grew out of Toys R Us...
Now Toys R Fucks!
No Bitchassness!
Let your Freak Flag Fly!