The spam I receive as a business owner gets funnier every day.

Today's gem was offering to connect me with TikTok influencers who can promote my lamps and lighting.

You're taking the "Illuminated" bit a smidge too literally, methinks. 😏

Hello friend! How nice of you to pose so prettily with this artwork of the goddess who lent her name to your kind. 😍

It's always interesting when you pull a card you've never drawn before from a deck you've used a lot. You look at it with fresher eyes, I think.

What does this card say to you?

It feels at odds with the big picture at the moment, but it's spot on for my personal life, so I'm curious.

Honestly demons are approaching possessions all wrong with the whole hostile takeover strategy, like all they really need to do is hmu on the right day and be like “hey man you look like you could use a break” and I would THROW them the keys to this mess