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Isosceles Jones
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Doesn't refrigerate ketchup. Skeeball champion.
You have to pick one QB to replace Snake in the Metal Gear franchise.

Who do you pick and why?
July 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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The "unitary executive theory" is a fancy name for a strategy used by authoritarians worldwide, rebranded for the US. It’s a legal blueprint for a power grab, and my new article explains how it turns the law itself into a tool for undermining democracy:
How to Dismantle a Democracy, Legally
The unitary executive theory is a masterclass in autocratic legalism.
open.substack.com
July 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Hey guys I’m at the Bezos wedding, a vivacious young lady in huge sunglasses on a Vespa just knocked Jeff into the water and then a gondolier ran over him and went AH MAMMA MIA and didn’t stop, I’ve never believed in love more
June 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
$27 for Western Illinois University in honor of them ending their 27 game losing streak this past season (they beat a d2 school)
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April 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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it's time for
March 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
February 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM