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Andy Jakcsy
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A gigantic force on the 'net, and even bigger in person!
Can we please retire calling people "not serious"?

It doesn't lessen their threat level, and, in fact, normalizes their behavior, as though we can just laugh it off and everything they do is invalid.

That's not just serious, it's deadly serious.
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Okay...not mentioned in the special program, starting in 3.8, you can now set the Trailblazer to different paths on different presets and have them stay as they are even if you switch to another path. So they'll stay as Harmony on Break teams even if you have Remembrance set. #HSR
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Forget the Somalis and Ilhan Omar for a second.

Isn't it sort of...suspicious...that they're just now going after places in Minnesota? Tim Walz's state? Just as the start of the campaigns for the next gubernatorial election are just getting started?

This is calculated.
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Immigration fear is at an all time high in America.

But I thought Trump was supposed to make it all go away...

(Instead, he shoved everything in everyone's face to make them absolutely panic.)
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Don't let the Epstein Files distract you from the fact that the economy is so bad that the White House won't release the jobs reports postponed due to the shutdown...
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You would think that, in this era where pro athletes are paid millions of dollars even if they're benchwarmers, they would be immune to the pressures of gambling. But we knew this wasn't so a long time ago thanks to Michael Jordan.
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Chartreuse Law. Everyone will be forced to drink a pale green French liqueur every day.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
A radio ad I've heard recently tells me no one knows what "lying" actually is.

The ad starts out with "The machine knows when you're lying" and then asks questions to a woman who clearly doesn't know the answers.

By definition, she is incapable of lying in this instance.
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I don't know about you, and call me crazy and old-fashioned, but threatening to invade a sovereign nation that hasn't attacked you probably disqualifies you from the Nobel Peace Prize.

And Trump has already done that at least three times this year.
November 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
After 10 months, I can't believe someone has not thought of doing false-flag ICE raids...no ID, masks on, no body cameras, who's to say they weren't ICE?
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The perfect script ending (for me at least) to this WS is:

We get to Game 7.

Jays get a run in the bottom of the 1st off a Vlad double and Bichette single.

Dodgers get 4 in the 6th, chasing Scherzer.
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Seeing as how HSR namechecked Celenova and Zephyro in the latest MC trailer, I'm betting the next Lord Ravager we meet is Asat Pramad, the one with a hand for a head that has a hate-boner for Elation.

It thus makes the rumors of Sparkle and Sampo coming back make sense...
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is like saying a Democrat is losing because he doesn't want to do an exclusive interview with Sean Hannity or Jesse Watters.

There is zero upside for anyone left of the "national norm" to post anything on Elon's hellsite anymore.
It is so lucky for Democrats that this kind of discourse is no longer on Twitter where the national media and politicians would see it. Better for it to be sealed off in this asylum. This is genuinely just insane.
Robert Byrd seemed to genuinely repent for his past and spent decades atoning for it, to the point where the NAACP mourned his death as the loss of a civil rights champion. People can indeed change.

But there's no sign of a similar arc of sincere repentance and reckoning in Platner's case.

/1
October 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Myles Garrett breaks the Browns' sack record...and it's wasted because the Browns don't have a quarterback worth a damn.

Or wideouts worth a damn.

Or, with Judkins out, a running back worth a damn.

Browns strategy is now "Njoku and Fannin and pray for turnovers"...
October 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Where everyone else was making the "more after this word from DraftKings" joke about the point-shaving scandal, Greg Gutfeld of Fox News had to take a swipe at the WNBA:

"You don't have to pay them to miss."

Get it, 'cuz women are useless, fellas? hurr de durr de durr...
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
...if these protests get as much turnout on a weekday as they do a Saturday, then I'll know it's actually serious.

As of now, they aren't even trying to schedule any protests on weekdays.
October 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Donald Trump's MO, in the setting of a china shop:

* Break an expensive and irreplaceable heirloom
* Use Krazy Glue to put some of the pieces back together.
* Demand praise for "fixing" the "problem."
* Require people pay full price for the worthless result.
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In all actuality, anyone who ever thought that Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize should never be trusted with anything ever again.
October 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Wellp, guess we gotta invade Norway now...
October 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
All right, my pet peeve of the day:

There is no "D" in the word "privilege".

There is also no "A".
October 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
They could have done that before the shutdown even started.

They wanted this shutdown to bash liberals under nonexistent funding for illegals and other made-up crap. THIS is the actual "Reichstag Fire"...
the GOP nuking the filibuster to end this shutdown is the best case scenario

if we want a chance at fixing any of this shit we're going to have to get rid of it, better to let them do it themselves rather than worry about Fetterman pulling a Joe Manchin
October 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's deeply ironic that the comedian who said you can't say anything in comedy anymore is going to perform in a place where if you say the wrong thing they chop you up and put you in a bag...
September 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A guy could stand in the middle of Times Square in an SS outfit and a MAGA hat gunning down people left and right screaming "I LOVE HITLER" and "TRUMP IS GOD" and the average "X" user would still call it left-wing violence...
September 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
For those shocked to see Bill Gates' name associated with Epstein:

He's a billionaire. They all were associated with him. Doesn't necessarily meant he partook, but don't underestimate just how much clout Epstein wielded outside of the "side hustle".
September 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just remember, parents, Roblox is more concerned with making sure people who police child predators are off their platform than making sure the actual child predators are off their platform.
September 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM