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Birmingham AL — Former broadcaster, amateur pundit, cancer survivor, trying to be more humane every day.

Profile pic: drawn by my amazing daughter.
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I’m getting tired of this from WordleBot:

“⬜️🟨⬜️⬜️🟨 is a valid guess, but it’s unlikely to be a solution based on what I’ve learned from playing Wordle.”

Well, it would be nice if we ALSO had a master word list to consult there, Bot.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
So, is this defined by regular English pounds, or by the jumbo-sized ones Dear Leader uses to report his health.?
Trump Says U.S. Visas Can Be Denied to Fat People From Now On
New State Department guidance encourages embassies and consulates to deny visas to people with obesity or other health issues.
newrepublic.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Today I learned that if @sethemerson.bsky.social ever writes anything that isn’t 100% UGA-centric, an online contingent of disrespected Georgia fans threaten to cancel their subscriptions to @theathletic.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Cuomo lost twice to a failed SoundCloud mixtaper.
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Your honor — technically speaking, his smelling of the condiments involved is literally “breathing in mustard gas.”

We recommend he be deported to a Venezuelan fishing boat.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The silence is deafening.
I Can't Believe My Pastor Chose Trump Over Jesus
YouTube video by Paul Lance
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Since 2020, Auburn University paid $40 million to head coaches (Gus Malzahn, Brian Harsin, and Hugh Freeze) to coach games.

Those same three men will eventually be paid a little over $52 million to not coach the Tigers.
November 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@jasonkirk.fyi

Question:

Was this FCS Blood Week?
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Alabama football has had some bad seasons, but we’ve never been “Human Rights Violations” bad.
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
By all means, don’t engage with what I post until you’ve taken a good long period of reflection to ensure that you’re fully projecting onto me the argument you’re wishing to have.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome! to the PatDown JewelHeist!”

The internet’s only European Museum crime podcast, free every week!

(and if you subscribe to our Patreon, you get access to bonus episodes with college football content…)
Me when my team fires its coach: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me when my team replaces him by having to hire the fourth option on its list: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Nightmare Coaching Carousel Draft
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 10/29/2025 · 1h 34m
podcasts.apple.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Excuse me? So the company the President currently owns is teaming up with a cryptocurrency company to create a prediction market, which will take bets... on things the President himself has quite a lot of control over?

Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

www.ft.com/content/4855...
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“2025 was the year that the game evolved further, and you could now fill more than one bingo space in a single turn…”
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@pfunitedfloyd.bsky.social Stumbled into the profile.

Insta-follow for Dreamline.
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Any new developments today on the progress of the Epstein Ballroom?
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Any news on the construction of the Epstein Ballroom today?
October 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Bill Belichick has a dismal 2-5 record as the Head Coach of the University of North Carolina. To turn things around Belichick has announced he will start an unknown, walk-on freshman, Tim Brody, as QB.
October 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I’m not a gambling man, but are we prepared for yet another Emergency Fullcast — Coaching Vacancy Edition?
October 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Trump remains in the top 50!
Worst. President. EVER.
October 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My favorite response anytime I see someone talking about an example of the Mandela Effect is to agree with them, and point out that we are seeing an unprecedented number of Mancala Effect occurrences.
October 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Baltimore high school student Taki Allen was swarmed by police after an artificial intelligence system apparently mistook his bag of Doritos for a gun www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Thank you to all of the lovely people who grace my feed.

You know who you are.

Yeah. Even you.
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM