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@ikepigott.com
Birmingham AL — Former broadcaster, amateur pundit, cancer survivor, trying to be more humane every day.

Profile pic: drawn by my amazing daughter.
Trans lives are human lives.
Banner image: downtown B’ham. 🌈ally

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Be yourself.
Be interesting.
Be brief.

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Learn.
Repeat.
Merry Christmas to me. @gregpak.net
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Not gonna lie.

In the nine years since he’s been on the national political stage, this is the first time I’ve ever seen him crack a joke that wasn’t at someone else’s expense.
Trump to kids aged 6 and 10 who asked for a Kindle: "You must be a high IQ person, we need more high IQ people in the country."
Kid: "I'd like a pinball machine."
Trump: "Elton John did Pinball Wizard, we'll send you that."
December 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Peace and love and hope to you all

Hug the ones you got while you got ‘em. 😢
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sharing the bottom of this thread so it will read better once you scroll back to the top.

@gregpak.net is SO on the money for this. PLEASE read and share. Equip others with his arguments.
Well said. I've been against this tech being placed in schools ever since a horrifying conference where a local principal...

A) bragged about his requiring English teachers to teach prompt writing

B) complained about a cheating epidemic which he blamed on young people not wanting to work anymore.
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Samizdat can be powerful.

I did not think I would see Americans having to resort to samizdat.
December 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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A man is going to investigate by putting his face directly above it.
December 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hear me out, folks: Yak Shaving as a Kink
Hear me out, folks: Yak Shaving as a Service
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Did Jake Paul and Andrew Tate get their asses knocked out within a 24-hour period?
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
December 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yeah, it went to overtime — but still, Herb Jones had EIGHT steals?
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Wish me luck
December 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’m not sure how fast Daniel Dale’s head is spinning, but slap a couple of magnets on his neck and we can power several American cities.

@ddale8.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
And this is what happens when you let people believe that Great Replacement nonsense…
A new lawsuit dropped the bombshell claim that John Travolta’s youngest son, Ben, was conceived with eggs from Elvis Presley’s granddaughter, Riley Keough.
Elvis’ Granddaughter Is Biological Mother of Travolta’s Son: Lawsuit
Riley Keough was allegedly compensated with a used Jaguar and a $10,000-$20,000 payment.
trib.al
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
👈🏻 He killed a kid!

👉🏻 He “adopted” one, then made him disappear!

Thursdays on ME TV!
A sitcom where Mike Johnson and Brian Kelly are roommates after being kicked out of the state of Louisiana.
December 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Legend.
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I suggest everyone watch the movie Wag the Dog before this address
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I made my linkedin bio two sentences long and it’s made the AI recruiter slop much more obvious
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good news!

I just learned how to make a lot of people happy!
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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If your digital footprint won’t get you barred from entering the US we can’t be friends.
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I don’t want to brag right now, but I just liked a photo set on Instagram, and took the counter from “20k” likes to “20.1k” likes.

I am powerful.
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The heat on Gunther right now.

He could turn Dominick face.

And all it would take is a brutal “I’m gonna retire you too” beatdown on Rey.
December 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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He made it!
December 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Send the best vibes, please
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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8 years ago today Alabama shocked the nation. Who’s ready to do it again? #dougforalabama
December 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM