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𝘐𝘴𝘒𝘒𝘀 π˜—π˜ͺ𝘨𝘰𝘡𝘡
@ikepigott.com
Birmingham AL β€” Former broadcaster, amateur pundit, cancer survivor, trying to be more humane every day.

Profile pic: drawn by my amazing daughter.
Trans lives are human lives.
Banner image: downtown B’ham. 🌈ally

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Be human.
Be humane.
Be yourself.
Be interesting.
Be brief.

Share.
Laugh.
Listen.
Learn.
Repeat.
The best I can do is a screencap of your most recent work, with added encouragement.
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I’m hopeful β€” and happy that we haven’t pissed off ALL of Canada yet. πŸ₯°
February 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
This one started growing over the summer. Off my neck, around the clavicle. So it’s growing fast, but no signs that it is elsewhere.
February 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Yep. Return of sarcoma after a six year absence.
February 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Well, chemo is finally underway.
February 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I’ve been working on a joke about Schrodinger, but I can’t settle on the punch line until the very last moment.
I’ve been working on a joke about Cassandra but no one will listen
I've been working on a joke about Cantor...but it just keeps going...
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
As seen on FB, on the wall of someone I have since blocked:
February 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Every so often one of the spammers stumbles onto the Secret Sauce that bypasses filters, and it floods. Google will fix it. Cat and mouse forever.
February 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Ross Douthat is the Bari Weiss of Charlie Kirks.
πŸ‘€ Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.

What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
New phenomenon. YouTube serendipity.

The feeling where you click to start a video, but the preroll ads take so long that you forgot what you were going to watch, only to be pleasantly surprised that the thing just starting is interesting to you.
February 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
That many people jumping on couches is gonna trigger JD.
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Hegseth was lined up to do the Beez meme with Nicki Minaj, but backed out when he discovered that β€œmotherfucker” was the only hard-R.
February 5, 2026 at 2:20 PM
And this is why I begged my ex to not register us for the Rochambeau Cutlery.
being spoonish is just being adjacent to a spoon in utility. forks are already spoonish, in that you can scoop some things with them, in the same way a knife is forkish in that you can stab something with it and pick it up. and a spoon is knifish, in that you can cut some things with it.
Now I need to know β€”

Does the spoonish nature of the Spork place it between the Spoon and the Fork in the hierarchy of utensils? Or does the bastardization and diminished effectiveness drop it below β€œFork?”
February 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Anyone else notice that Elon doesn’t bring his little boy around Trump anymore?

No, it’s not because of THAT.

Might it be the kid runs his mouth and there’s too much of a chance that he will loudly inform the cameras that I SMELL POOPY!
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
One of the hallmarks of fascism is the eventual self-defeat that comes when allegiance is prioritized above competence.
February 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The awesome part about Gunther is that he isn’t a foreign heel.

He’s a massive heel who happens to have an accent.
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Your reminder that this has nothing to do with server farms in space, and everything to do with burying financial records that would expose his shenanigans.
Elon Musk Merges SpaceX With His A.I. Start-Up xAI
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Now that movie theaters can show you actual ticket sales and occupancy, we can now clearly state that β€œMELANIA” has set a record for having more positive reviews on Rotten Tomatoes than seats warmed.
February 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
That Fox description is so much of a reach that my shoulder popped out of socket just reading it.
January 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
My favorite part of that four way tag match was the headbutt to Xavier’s crotch.

My second favorite was Otis giving Tozawa a nipple-nurple right after the match
January 27, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I need to cue up the whole Secret World live show
January 27, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Great work by Makena.

It’s pretty bad when Palantir employees are like β€œI don’t know if we can stomach this kind of work…”
SCOOP: Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti

WIRED obtained Slack conversations + an updated internal Palantir wiki defending the company's work for ICE to outraged workers.

More here:
www.wired.com/story/palant...
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
β€œIn my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Reposted by 𝘐𝘴𝘒𝘒𝘀 π˜—π˜ͺ𝘨𝘰𝘡𝘡
Just a few hours after celebrating Sal B's birthday, I got the news that Sal has passed away. An enormous loss for our industry and for all of us who knew and worked with him. Safe journeys, Sal. We'll miss you.
Sal Buscema turns 90 today. There's hardly a Marvel character Sal hasn't left his mark on, from Cap to the Hulk, Avengers to Thor. Working with Sal for two years on Spectacular Spider-Man remains a highlight of my career. And the best part? He's not just a great artist, he's a truly good guy.
January 26, 2026 at 11:33 PM