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Gavriel

30-something • they/them • Jewish and practicing with an Acadian mother

I like Hazbin Hotel, vintage fashion, horror, and oddities. Sometimes I write and draw.

♋️⬆️ • ♑️☀️ • ♊️🌙
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I advocate poking bruises. Push yourself in your consumption of media. Consume things that inspire repulsion. Embrace rot. Nature is neither gentle nor hopeless. To taste the wicked is to taste the divine and to grieve is to love. You’ve yet to be free of cages if you keep letting your world shrink.
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Today's Daily Alastor!

#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotelAlastor
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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"mum said its my turn on the xbox"
February 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Memento Mori 🩸 #HazbinHotel #Alastor
February 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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I can't see shit but this is my take on alastors clothes
February 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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My horror brain is fucking SAT.
I just realized when Emily pulled Alastor’s arm out of Shok.wav’s mouth it probably ripped all the skin off his arm from his elbow down! And now I can’t sleep!
February 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Whoops, can’t forget his friend #hazbinhotelalastor #alastor
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Queen of Swords
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Had a Week last week, experienced panic attacks for the first time, and my first thought about this experience was “how can I make this Alastor’s problem!” 😆 very cathartic to draw and also I do love me some Alastor angst, what can I say! 😋💖

#Alastor #HazbinHotel #AlastorHazbinHotel #Hazbin
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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alastor self medicating with alcohol for all of season 2 and then being literally tossed around like a ragdoll with an open chest wound 😭
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Human Alastor trading card
#HazbinHotel
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Soon...
February 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Come one, come all to the 2026 Eldritch Extravaganza!

This year will be bigger than ever with a weekend-long event taking place from June 19-21!

All depictions of our beloved Hazbin characters are welcome! This year's prompts are:

June 19 - Land
June 20 - Sea
June 21 - Sky

#hazbinEE #hazbinhotel
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Discord server DTIYS by @seasaltshrimp.bsky.social

No, I don't know how to draw him less sl*tty

#alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #alastortheradiodemon
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Came about from a vc in which someone asked our opinions on the theories about Alastor's smile. I don't think he can stop smiling, but I do think it's self inflicted. ✨️My mother always said, it costs you nothing to smile.✨️ #Alastor #hazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel #hazbin
February 3, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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"mama... why didnt you save me? I was dying, and you didn't even notice."
February 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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#radiorose #radiostatic #cannibalmedia take this and leave me alone
February 1, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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radiohusk 🚬
Do not repost/use/edit.
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Am I cooking
February 1, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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Just a Lil guy 🥺
#alastor #hazbinhotel
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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Today's Daily Alastor!

#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotelAlastor
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I think that Lucifer and Alastor are going to be learning the lesson of no man is an island unto himself together. I think perhaps Alastor is going to be a bridge for Lucifer to develop empathy for sinners because atm he's the only one that isn't just background noise to him.
January 31, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Sometimes I cringe about the way people talk about aspd. I was friends with a guy that was diagnosed with it some ten odd years ago. He was a complicated fella but was always good to me. People are allowed to be multifaceted
January 31, 2026 at 11:17 AM