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chris
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anxious queer talking about games, manga, exercise, and whatever else tickles me
jersey mike’s chocolate chip cookies have no business being this good
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
reading with the babies
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
power went out at work the day before thanksgiving lolololol
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i made my partners watch this
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
you can’t just put a period between and think it changes what it says
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
she want lap
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i love talking about one piece with my therapist
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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We already lowered our prices as low as we can so this year we’re doing buy four get one free for a holiday sale

www.cowboyandcricket.com

No code needed ends December 14

We’re restocking more and more every day so keep an eye on it
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
reading with the baby
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i always thought james bond/007 was more of a title or role that someone assumed. you’re telling me the same guy is supposed to have stopped all these world ending plots?
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Alright here's how we do the next Bond film:

We reveal M had three clone children made of Bond as a contingency plan and after a timeskip we follow one of them, Solid Bond, going to Alaska to thwart Liquid Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i pissed a man off so much he pulled along side me to flip me off for daring to change lanes in front of him in traffic
love it when people make it a point to drive next to you to throw a tantrum, can’t wait to read your obituary because you don’t know how to drive
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
back to applying for jobs, three more down
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
RWBY was so fuckin good
The RWBY “Red” Trailer dropped 13 years ago today and started it all. When did you first hear about RWBY? ♥️🌹‼️
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
fuck fortnite got me back so hard with the simpsons
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
WHAAAAT
New 'Mummy' feature film planned, Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz in talks to reprise their roles

➡️ hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett (Ready or Not, Scream) set to direct
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
stabbed myself with a staple today while setting up christmas in my store
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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“Wicked” star Jonathan Bailey is People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2025.

The magazine's pick was announced Monday night on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.” Bailey takes the mantle from “The Office” and “Jack Ryan” star John Krasinski, who was the 2024 selection.
Jonathan Bailey named People magazine’s 2025 Sexiest Man Alive
“Wicked” star Jonathan Bailey is People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2025. The magazine announced its pick Monday night on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.”
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
she tried so hard
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
someone give me a job in the next month so i can enjoy christmas this year
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
back at work today and immediately hated it 🫩
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
taco bell at 1045 after a long day of flying? hell yeah
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
back on the east coast 🫩
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM