Ian Goldstein
@iangoldstein.bsky.social
👀 writer/performer featured in the NYTimes and ABC News talking about Healthcare
✍️ humor featured in the New Yorker and McSweeney's
💊 crohn's disease haver
🐍 not a fan of U.S. Healthcare
https://outofnetworknetwork.substack.com/
✍️ humor featured in the New Yorker and McSweeney's
💊 crohn's disease haver
🐍 not a fan of U.S. Healthcare
https://outofnetworknetwork.substack.com/
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Ian Goldstein
@iangoldstein.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Spoke alongside @debtcollective.bsky.social on @abcnews.go.com.web.brid.gy about how American healthcare sucks and hey nobody in power is doing anything about it.
I genuinely don’t know if they mean literal steel buildings or an app
January 15, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I genuinely don’t know if they mean literal steel buildings or an app
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you’re telling me that we’re still expected to pay quarterly taxes tomorrow, amidst all……… this?
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 AM
you’re telling me that we’re still expected to pay quarterly taxes tomorrow, amidst all……… this?
I made a big career move.
After spending over five days at Latkeman Inc. I decided to take on a new challenge. I’ll be joining Latkeboy.
At Latkeboy, I’ll be cooking latkes and passing out.
Huge thanks to the two people who supported my growth along the way. I’m grateful for one of you.
After spending over five days at Latkeman Inc. I decided to take on a new challenge. I’ll be joining Latkeboy.
At Latkeboy, I’ll be cooking latkes and passing out.
Huge thanks to the two people who supported my growth along the way. I’m grateful for one of you.
January 12, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I made a big career move.
After spending over five days at Latkeman Inc. I decided to take on a new challenge. I’ll be joining Latkeboy.
At Latkeboy, I’ll be cooking latkes and passing out.
Huge thanks to the two people who supported my growth along the way. I’m grateful for one of you.
After spending over five days at Latkeman Inc. I decided to take on a new challenge. I’ll be joining Latkeboy.
At Latkeboy, I’ll be cooking latkes and passing out.
Huge thanks to the two people who supported my growth along the way. I’m grateful for one of you.
After an incredible .3 months at Yahoo, I am saying goodbye to some of the brightest minds in the biz. It’s been so much fun sort of understanding what they wanted to me to do.
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
After an incredible .3 months at Yahoo, I am saying goodbye to some of the brightest minds in the biz. It’s been so much fun sort of understanding what they wanted to me to do.
After 6 amazing years hiding indoors I'm excited for this next chapter where I'll be standing in my hallway with my head down. Cheers to a new year and a new job! 🥂
January 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
After 6 amazing years hiding indoors I'm excited for this next chapter where I'll be standing in my hallway with my head down. Cheers to a new year and a new job! 🥂
Me (coming out of a cafe bathroom that smelled before I went in and wasn't my fault at all): That wasn't me who did that!
Person About To Walk Into Bathroom As I Leave: Everything points to it being you so I think it was you, you freak!
Person About To Walk Into Bathroom As I Leave: Everything points to it being you so I think it was you, you freak!
December 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me (coming out of a cafe bathroom that smelled before I went in and wasn't my fault at all): That wasn't me who did that!
Person About To Walk Into Bathroom As I Leave: Everything points to it being you so I think it was you, you freak!
Person About To Walk Into Bathroom As I Leave: Everything points to it being you so I think it was you, you freak!
Anyone else absolutely LOVE blasting Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah out your window at 3am?
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Anyone else absolutely LOVE blasting Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah out your window at 3am?
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one person came into work with this strain of flu and 70% of us had it within a week. incredible hit rate
December 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
one person came into work with this strain of flu and 70% of us had it within a week. incredible hit rate
Reposted by Ian Goldstein
Reposted by Ian Goldstein
Sounds about right.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sounds about right.
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wish I knew this sooner
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
wish I knew this sooner
If you’re feeling lonely today here’s a picture of Babe Ruth’s mother and father:
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If you’re feeling lonely today here’s a picture of Babe Ruth’s mother and father:
Reposted by Ian Goldstein
