Started overthinking. Got mad. Couldn't sleep. Gonna learn about flightless birds until I've settled down enough to make sleep happen.
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Started overthinking. Got mad. Couldn't sleep. Gonna learn about flightless birds until I've settled down enough to make sleep happen.
Dig through the ditches
And burn through witches
And CAM in the back of my
SCATTEBO
And burn through witches
And CAM in the back of my
SCATTEBO
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Dig through the ditches
And burn through witches
And CAM in the back of my
SCATTEBO
And burn through witches
And CAM in the back of my
SCATTEBO
Life Updates:
Getting an epidural and steroid shot in my back on Tuesday.
Almost met Topher Grace yesterday.
I'm a Bills fan now.
A jalapeño defeated me a couple weeks ago.
Still think swords are cool.
Getting an epidural and steroid shot in my back on Tuesday.
Almost met Topher Grace yesterday.
I'm a Bills fan now.
A jalapeño defeated me a couple weeks ago.
Still think swords are cool.
October 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Life Updates:
Getting an epidural and steroid shot in my back on Tuesday.
Almost met Topher Grace yesterday.
I'm a Bills fan now.
A jalapeño defeated me a couple weeks ago.
Still think swords are cool.
Getting an epidural and steroid shot in my back on Tuesday.
Almost met Topher Grace yesterday.
I'm a Bills fan now.
A jalapeño defeated me a couple weeks ago.
Still think swords are cool.
Wrestlemania
Wrestlepalooza
Wrestle Bowl
Wrestling 500
25th Annual Putnam County Wrestling Event
Wrestle Wrestle Brawl Brawl
It's Wrestling, Charlie Brown
The Rose Brawl
Wrestlepalooza
Wrestle Bowl
Wrestling 500
25th Annual Putnam County Wrestling Event
Wrestle Wrestle Brawl Brawl
It's Wrestling, Charlie Brown
The Rose Brawl
September 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Wrestlemania
Wrestlepalooza
Wrestle Bowl
Wrestling 500
25th Annual Putnam County Wrestling Event
Wrestle Wrestle Brawl Brawl
It's Wrestling, Charlie Brown
The Rose Brawl
Wrestlepalooza
Wrestle Bowl
Wrestling 500
25th Annual Putnam County Wrestling Event
Wrestle Wrestle Brawl Brawl
It's Wrestling, Charlie Brown
The Rose Brawl
"Ian your wife is out of town, what kinda crazy stuff are you getting up to?"
"Well I had ice cream right after housing 1/3 of a party sized Stoffer's lasagna for dinner, I watched Shin Godzilla on the big screen, and now I'm gonna watch videos of Bill Hader doing various impressions for too long."
"Well I had ice cream right after housing 1/3 of a party sized Stoffer's lasagna for dinner, I watched Shin Godzilla on the big screen, and now I'm gonna watch videos of Bill Hader doing various impressions for too long."
August 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"Ian your wife is out of town, what kinda crazy stuff are you getting up to?"
"Well I had ice cream right after housing 1/3 of a party sized Stoffer's lasagna for dinner, I watched Shin Godzilla on the big screen, and now I'm gonna watch videos of Bill Hader doing various impressions for too long."
"Well I had ice cream right after housing 1/3 of a party sized Stoffer's lasagna for dinner, I watched Shin Godzilla on the big screen, and now I'm gonna watch videos of Bill Hader doing various impressions for too long."
They're doing a cover of The Middle by Jimmy Eat World at the country show and it's the most punk I've felt in a long time.
July 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
They're doing a cover of The Middle by Jimmy Eat World at the country show and it's the most punk I've felt in a long time.
"Get that broke ass arm outta here." - My wife, out of context
July 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"Get that broke ass arm outta here." - My wife, out of context
Couldn't sleep last night.
Just locked myself out of the house.
Today's going great.
Just locked myself out of the house.
Today's going great.
June 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Couldn't sleep last night.
Just locked myself out of the house.
Today's going great.
Just locked myself out of the house.
Today's going great.
Some wrestling moves look like they'd be good stretches.
Four figure leg lock my spine back into place.
Four figure leg lock my spine back into place.
June 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Some wrestling moves look like they'd be good stretches.
Four figure leg lock my spine back into place.
Four figure leg lock my spine back into place.
Kim has replaced me as her phone screensaver with Stephanie Vaquer and honestly, I understand.
June 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Kim has replaced me as her phone screensaver with Stephanie Vaquer and honestly, I understand.
Upon rereading the skeet I just skote, I might, in fact, be crashing out.
More updates later.
More updates later.
May 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Upon rereading the skeet I just skote, I might, in fact, be crashing out.
More updates later.
More updates later.
Crashing out?
No. I'm Crashing In. Kool-Aid Man Style.
I'm wrecking drywall, fam. Oh yeah.
No. I'm Crashing In. Kool-Aid Man Style.
I'm wrecking drywall, fam. Oh yeah.
May 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Crashing out?
No. I'm Crashing In. Kool-Aid Man Style.
I'm wrecking drywall, fam. Oh yeah.
No. I'm Crashing In. Kool-Aid Man Style.
I'm wrecking drywall, fam. Oh yeah.
April 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If Chad Gable, sorry, El Grande Americano has no haters it means I've shed this mortal coil.
April 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If Chad Gable, sorry, El Grande Americano has no haters it means I've shed this mortal coil.
I am confident my wife will never leave me for another man.
I am also confident my wife would absolutely leave me for Jade Cargill.
I am also confident my wife would absolutely leave me for Jade Cargill.
April 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I am confident my wife will never leave me for another man.
I am also confident my wife would absolutely leave me for Jade Cargill.
I am also confident my wife would absolutely leave me for Jade Cargill.
April 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
She CM on my Punk until I main event Wrestlemania.
April 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
She CM on my Punk until I main event Wrestlemania.
Karrion "My Wayward" Kross.
April 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Karrion "My Wayward" Kross.
"Roll that beautiful bean footage."
Game Changer is so back.
Game Changer is so back.
April 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Roll that beautiful bean footage."
Game Changer is so back.
Game Changer is so back.
Reposted by Ian
I lived it: I made my bed to cozy and now I can’t get up
April 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I lived it: I made my bed to cozy and now I can’t get up
Reposted by Ian
This is what the news feels like right now.
April 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is what the news feels like right now.
We callin' these Skeets or Bleets?
Bleet Skeet Boogie.
Bleet Skeet Boogie.
April 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We callin' these Skeets or Bleets?
Bleet Skeet Boogie.
Bleet Skeet Boogie.
Tariff this. Tariff that.
I'm about to tar-into the all new double bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's.
Only 24.99 while supplies last.
I'm about to tar-into the all new double bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's.
Only 24.99 while supplies last.
April 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Tariff this. Tariff that.
I'm about to tar-into the all new double bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's.
Only 24.99 while supplies last.
I'm about to tar-into the all new double bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's.
Only 24.99 while supplies last.
Sure. Dominik Mysterio is decent in the ring.
But that motherfucker only eats chicken tenders and it infuriates me.
Have a fuckin' cheeseburger you dweeb.
But that motherfucker only eats chicken tenders and it infuriates me.
Have a fuckin' cheeseburger you dweeb.
April 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sure. Dominik Mysterio is decent in the ring.
But that motherfucker only eats chicken tenders and it infuriates me.
Have a fuckin' cheeseburger you dweeb.
But that motherfucker only eats chicken tenders and it infuriates me.
Have a fuckin' cheeseburger you dweeb.
"I got rent to pay."
Cool
Whimsical
Closing down bars at 2am
"I gotta pay my mortgage."
Adult
Terrifying
Downing a bottle of bourbon in your own garage with your shirt off
Cool
Whimsical
Closing down bars at 2am
"I gotta pay my mortgage."
Adult
Terrifying
Downing a bottle of bourbon in your own garage with your shirt off
March 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"I got rent to pay."
Cool
Whimsical
Closing down bars at 2am
"I gotta pay my mortgage."
Adult
Terrifying
Downing a bottle of bourbon in your own garage with your shirt off
Cool
Whimsical
Closing down bars at 2am
"I gotta pay my mortgage."
Adult
Terrifying
Downing a bottle of bourbon in your own garage with your shirt off