John Ivory
@iamjohnivory.bsky.social
Alchemist in tune with the Aether.
Husband & Father
Veteran Bernie Bro. Resident Wakandan.
Black women stan acct.
I treat my city like the proletariat— I carry it.
Husband & Father
Veteran Bernie Bro. Resident Wakandan.
Black women stan acct.
I treat my city like the proletariat— I carry it.
Pinned
John Ivory
@iamjohnivory.bsky.social
· Nov 17
And then Elon Musk tanked Twitter and rebranded it into “X” — beginning its transformation into a rightwing propaganda engine.
But after “tweets” became “posts” and the block feature was gutted: black people mass migrated to BlueSky and started calling posts on the new platform “Skeets”
But after “tweets” became “posts” and the block feature was gutted: black people mass migrated to BlueSky and started calling posts on the new platform “Skeets”
I'm gonna laugh so fckn hard
if the Trump+22 state of TN
votes for a straight up leftist
when all the Professional Wrong People
spent all year gaslighting the public
on the outdated idea
that a lefty candidate like Zohran can only win in deep blue territories and nowhere else
if the Trump+22 state of TN
votes for a straight up leftist
when all the Professional Wrong People
spent all year gaslighting the public
on the outdated idea
that a lefty candidate like Zohran can only win in deep blue territories and nowhere else
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I'm gonna laugh so fckn hard
if the Trump+22 state of TN
votes for a straight up leftist
when all the Professional Wrong People
spent all year gaslighting the public
on the outdated idea
that a lefty candidate like Zohran can only win in deep blue territories and nowhere else
if the Trump+22 state of TN
votes for a straight up leftist
when all the Professional Wrong People
spent all year gaslighting the public
on the outdated idea
that a lefty candidate like Zohran can only win in deep blue territories and nowhere else
I said
"Bigotry is goofy, dawg
But ignorance is probly worse
I leaned right
till they proved me wrong
Now I lean left like I'm Charlie Kirk"
Lol
"Bigotry is goofy, dawg
But ignorance is probly worse
I leaned right
till they proved me wrong
Now I lean left like I'm Charlie Kirk"
Lol
September 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I said
"Bigotry is goofy, dawg
But ignorance is probly worse
I leaned right
till they proved me wrong
Now I lean left like I'm Charlie Kirk"
Lol
"Bigotry is goofy, dawg
But ignorance is probly worse
I leaned right
till they proved me wrong
Now I lean left like I'm Charlie Kirk"
Lol
These folks atHalls Chophouse, Columbia sure nailed the whole presentation aspect of fine dining. Wifey and I had a great time. I was zooted and forgot my card
but I tip 20% so they chased me down before i could get too far lol
We will def be back.
but I tip 20% so they chased me down before i could get too far lol
We will def be back.
August 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
These folks atHalls Chophouse, Columbia sure nailed the whole presentation aspect of fine dining. Wifey and I had a great time. I was zooted and forgot my card
but I tip 20% so they chased me down before i could get too far lol
We will def be back.
but I tip 20% so they chased me down before i could get too far lol
We will def be back.
My presidential shortlist:
Tim Walz
Jon Stewart
James Talarico
Bernie Sanders' literal corpse
Tim Walz
Jon Stewart
James Talarico
Bernie Sanders' literal corpse
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My presidential shortlist:
Tim Walz
Jon Stewart
James Talarico
Bernie Sanders' literal corpse
Tim Walz
Jon Stewart
James Talarico
Bernie Sanders' literal corpse
Word is that the dreadful Canadian put out yet another banger despite his untimely death.
July 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Word is that the dreadful Canadian put out yet another banger despite his untimely death.
GahhhhDAMN and the crashing out persists
What god awful people
What god awful people
June 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
GahhhhDAMN and the crashing out persists
What god awful people
What god awful people
The biggest scam in American politics is the idea that people mostly funded by the rich will work for the working class
May 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The biggest scam in American politics is the idea that people mostly funded by the rich will work for the working class
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One of the attendees of Trump’s private crypto dinner is speaking out—and he says it was a massive disappointment:
youtu.be/KKPBUqXQ_m0
youtu.be/KKPBUqXQ_m0
Trump BLINDSIDED After NIGHTMARE Crypto Dinner BACKFIRES
YouTube video by The Insurgents News
youtu.be
May 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
One of the attendees of Trump’s private crypto dinner is speaking out—and he says it was a massive disappointment:
youtu.be/KKPBUqXQ_m0
youtu.be/KKPBUqXQ_m0
Bro, all you need is a MAGA waifu you can cheat on who will always forgive you no matter how wild the lies you tell her are. Follow for more life hacks
May 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Bro, all you need is a MAGA waifu you can cheat on who will always forgive you no matter how wild the lies you tell her are. Follow for more life hacks
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On the heels of multiple airplane disasters, including one less than a month ago that killed 67 people, and after years of warnings about our understaffed air traffic control system, Trump has begun firing hundreds of FAA air traffic control workers.
apnews.com/article/doge...
apnews.com/article/doge...
Trump begins firings of FAA air traffic control staff just weeks after fatal DC plane crash
The Trump administration has begun firing several hundred Federal Aviation Administration employees, upending staff on a busy air travel weekend and just weeks after a fatal mid-air collision in Washi...
apnews.com
February 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
On the heels of multiple airplane disasters, including one less than a month ago that killed 67 people, and after years of warnings about our understaffed air traffic control system, Trump has begun firing hundreds of FAA air traffic control workers.
apnews.com/article/doge...
apnews.com/article/doge...
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Have that conversation. Set you fear aside. This is your Anne Frank moment.
February 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Have that conversation. Set you fear aside. This is your Anne Frank moment.
Dragonball Daima really said:
“Remember Trance from Final Fantasy 9?”
“Remember Trance from Final Fantasy 9?”
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Dragonball Daima really said:
“Remember Trance from Final Fantasy 9?”
“Remember Trance from Final Fantasy 9?”
There’s a convergence going on with my politics and my music that a lot of people are not gonna have the blood pressure for ngl
February 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
There’s a convergence going on with my politics and my music that a lot of people are not gonna have the blood pressure for ngl
America has been stuck in a game of hot potato ever since Bill Clinton got the bright idea to rebrand Democrats as the party of the upper middle class.
The Democratic Party doesnt need defenders:
it needs to be crushed and absorbed into something with a coherent set of values
Cuz this ain’t it
The Democratic Party doesnt need defenders:
it needs to be crushed and absorbed into something with a coherent set of values
Cuz this ain’t it
February 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
America has been stuck in a game of hot potato ever since Bill Clinton got the bright idea to rebrand Democrats as the party of the upper middle class.
The Democratic Party doesnt need defenders:
it needs to be crushed and absorbed into something with a coherent set of values
Cuz this ain’t it
The Democratic Party doesnt need defenders:
it needs to be crushed and absorbed into something with a coherent set of values
Cuz this ain’t it
“Gloves are off now buddy. Watch. Trump is gonna level Gaza soon”
Gaza already:
Gaza already:
February 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
“Gloves are off now buddy. Watch. Trump is gonna level Gaza soon”
Gaza already:
Gaza already:
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AP straight up stole my story with zero credit lol
January 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
AP straight up stole my story with zero credit lol
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NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.
NEWS: Wyden Demands Answers Following Report of Musk Personnel Seeking Access to Highly Sensitive U.S. Treasury Payments System
Wyden Demands Answers Following Report of Musk Personnel Seeking Access to Highly Sensitive U.S. Treasury Payments System | The United States Senate Committee on Finance
Wyden Demands Answers Following Report of Musk Personnel Seeking Access to Highly Sensitive U.S. Treasury Payments System
www.finance.senate.gov
February 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.
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If anybody else did this they would be arrested immediately
February 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If anybody else did this they would be arrested immediately
Today: I helped someone find errors on their credit report that they can sue for damages over. Funny thing is: debt that is legitimate often has technical errors on the credit report 💡
January 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Today: I helped someone find errors on their credit report that they can sue for damages over. Funny thing is: debt that is legitimate often has technical errors on the credit report 💡
And another thing:
Who approved Ren & Stimpy for little kids? 🤨
Who approved Ren & Stimpy for little kids? 🤨
January 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And another thing:
Who approved Ren & Stimpy for little kids? 🤨
Who approved Ren & Stimpy for little kids? 🤨
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."
he is accepted immediately.
he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
Imagine firing 20 government watchdogs
but your opps are too chickenshyt to do anything more than send strongly worded letters because they’ve completely lost the trust of the public
but your opps are too chickenshyt to do anything more than send strongly worded letters because they’ve completely lost the trust of the public
January 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Imagine firing 20 government watchdogs
but your opps are too chickenshyt to do anything more than send strongly worded letters because they’ve completely lost the trust of the public
but your opps are too chickenshyt to do anything more than send strongly worded letters because they’ve completely lost the trust of the public
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Trump fired 12 inspectors general last night. Meanwhile the top Democrat in charge of oversight, 74 year old Rep. Gerry Connolly, hasn't done a media hit in over 2 weeks
January 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Trump fired 12 inspectors general last night. Meanwhile the top Democrat in charge of oversight, 74 year old Rep. Gerry Connolly, hasn't done a media hit in over 2 weeks
So you’re telling me there’s an
Onion-Union?
Onion-Union?
Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
January 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
So you’re telling me there’s an
Onion-Union?
Onion-Union?