@hypocriticaloats.bsky.social
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We have a revised opening time of 13.30.. Baz is going to be kicking things off on stage at 13.45, Caesar will be on at 13.50 and British Birds will knock your socks off at 14.05. All times are ‘ish’, of course, but we’ll make sure you can get out in time for the football at 15.00 sharp.
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We have a revised opening time of 13.30.. Baz is going to be kicking things off on stage at 13.45, Caesar will be on at 13.50 and British Birds will knock your socks off at 14.05. All times are ‘ish’, of course, but we’ll make sure you can get out in time for the football at 15.00 sharp.
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There's our usual pies, cheese and tater ash and just to really lay it on for them, we've a treat from Blaine – he’s just had an ankle op (removing his tag, we hear) – to celebrate he’s chucked us a bottle of his home-made brown sauce. So, when Stu recommends mint sauce on your peas tell him to GTF.
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
There's our usual pies, cheese and tater ash and just to really lay it on for them, we've a treat from Blaine – he’s just had an ankle op (removing his tag, we hear) – to celebrate he’s chucked us a bottle of his home-made brown sauce. So, when Stu recommends mint sauce on your peas tell him to GTF.
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British Birds have toured with The Lovely Eggs, The Bug Club and BC Camplight, and shared live sessions on Riley & Coe (BBC 6 Music) and John Kennedy (Radio X).
Our debut guest beer is Seven Brothers’ New England Pale. It’s a pale ale, you know? We also have our old pals, Fool’s Gold and Red Rebel.
Our debut guest beer is Seven Brothers’ New England Pale. It’s a pale ale, you know? We also have our old pals, Fool’s Gold and Red Rebel.
December 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
British Birds have toured with The Lovely Eggs, The Bug Club and BC Camplight, and shared live sessions on Riley & Coe (BBC 6 Music) and John Kennedy (Radio X).
Our debut guest beer is Seven Brothers’ New England Pale. It’s a pale ale, you know? We also have our old pals, Fool’s Gold and Red Rebel.
Our debut guest beer is Seven Brothers’ New England Pale. It’s a pale ale, you know? We also have our old pals, Fool’s Gold and Red Rebel.
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Our band this week is the highly-touted British Birds, in their own words, “From the homogenous grey fizz of cloud hanging over deepest Lancashire spring uplifting, mad-cowbell infused, self-unconscious British Birds.”
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Our band this week is the highly-touted British Birds, in their own words, “From the homogenous grey fizz of cloud hanging over deepest Lancashire spring uplifting, mad-cowbell infused, self-unconscious British Birds.”
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Known for sharp wordplay and honest storytelling, his work tackles mental health, culture, and life’s quirks — he’ll have you nodding, questioning your life choices and chuckling knowingly.
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Known for sharp wordplay and honest storytelling, his work tackles mental health, culture, and life’s quirks — he’ll have you nodding, questioning your life choices and chuckling knowingly.
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Our poet for Saturday, Caesar, hails from Bolton and one half of the esteemed Poetry Place. He’s taken his words across the UK, from Manchester International Festival, Black Fest, Blur the Lines and the Museum of Science and Industry just to name a few.
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Our poet for Saturday, Caesar, hails from Bolton and one half of the esteemed Poetry Place. He’s taken his words across the UK, from Manchester International Festival, Black Fest, Blur the Lines and the Museum of Science and Industry just to name a few.
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After that daft-arse game on Saturday and the phantom game on Tuesday night, here we go again. It’s United versus the Lancasters at The We Built Our Own Ground Stadium in Moston. Is it Upper Moston, Lower Moston, Higher Moston? Who knows?
December 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
After that daft-arse game on Saturday and the phantom game on Tuesday night, here we go again. It’s United versus the Lancasters at The We Built Our Own Ground Stadium in Moston. Is it Upper Moston, Lower Moston, Higher Moston? Who knows?
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There will be a very limited number of physical copies under the stand. It’s a privilege to witness their development. And I’m a fussy old twat, so this is heart-felt.
We’re currently truffle-pigging for a spoken word act. Is your Mam a comedian? Is your Dad a poet? Get in touch....
We’re currently truffle-pigging for a spoken word act. Is your Mam a comedian? Is your Dad a poet? Get in touch....
October 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
There will be a very limited number of physical copies under the stand. It’s a privilege to witness their development. And I’m a fussy old twat, so this is heart-felt.
We’re currently truffle-pigging for a spoken word act. Is your Mam a comedian? Is your Dad a poet? Get in touch....
We’re currently truffle-pigging for a spoken word act. Is your Mam a comedian? Is your Dad a poet? Get in touch....
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Which is great as we have a great band returning, with a beefier, more mature sound. They’re also doing the du. Ventrelles are one of those bands who positively chime with this thing of ours.
They have a single, ‘Emily’s Song’ out on 31 October lnk.to/ventrelles and it’s great.....
They have a single, ‘Emily’s Song’ out on 31 October lnk.to/ventrelles and it’s great.....
October 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Which is great as we have a great band returning, with a beefier, more mature sound. They’re also doing the du. Ventrelles are one of those bands who positively chime with this thing of ours.
They have a single, ‘Emily’s Song’ out on 31 October lnk.to/ventrelles and it’s great.....
They have a single, ‘Emily’s Song’ out on 31 October lnk.to/ventrelles and it’s great.....
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If you're still reading... So, doors at one. Mystery spoken word guest star at 13.55. Ventrelles at 14.15. Stage dismantled so we can go and watch the game and that little kid can access the bogs round about 14.45.
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
If you're still reading... So, doors at one. Mystery spoken word guest star at 13.55. Ventrelles at 14.15. Stage dismantled so we can go and watch the game and that little kid can access the bogs round about 14.45.
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We’ll have the usual mix of stodge and liquid on Saturday. Rose is cooking pies; cheese or tater hash. Stu is cooking peas; mushy. Lynette is cooking muffins; flavour TBC. And there will be some ale going on.
Forget your season ticket, it’s a cup game....
Forget your season ticket, it’s a cup game....
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We’ll have the usual mix of stodge and liquid on Saturday. Rose is cooking pies; cheese or tater hash. Stu is cooking peas; mushy. Lynette is cooking muffins; flavour TBC. And there will be some ale going on.
Forget your season ticket, it’s a cup game....
Forget your season ticket, it’s a cup game....
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FC United x Bamber Bridge – FA Trophy.
So, normally we’d be saying this long shot punt at the FA Trophy is our long shot punt at glory. But it’s not, is it? We’re doing the du, we’re bop bam a looma a bop bam booing in the league. And if we can stick some goals in, the world is our Oyster Card....
So, normally we’d be saying this long shot punt at the FA Trophy is our long shot punt at glory. But it’s not, is it? We’re doing the du, we’re bop bam a looma a bop bam booing in the league. And if we can stick some goals in, the world is our Oyster Card....
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
FC United x Bamber Bridge – FA Trophy.
So, normally we’d be saying this long shot punt at the FA Trophy is our long shot punt at glory. But it’s not, is it? We’re doing the du, we’re bop bam a looma a bop bam booing in the league. And if we can stick some goals in, the world is our Oyster Card....
So, normally we’d be saying this long shot punt at the FA Trophy is our long shot punt at glory. But it’s not, is it? We’re doing the du, we’re bop bam a looma a bop bam booing in the league. And if we can stick some goals in, the world is our Oyster Card....
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Thanks to Oliver Harrop for his electronic reimagining of the classic Oliver! yesterday at Malcolmses. @theoddies.bsky.social @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social youtu.be/O8M-OvD1jaM
Oliver! by Oliver - live at CYCM 11/10/25
YouTube video by Huw Davies
youtu.be
October 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Thanks to Oliver Harrop for his electronic reimagining of the classic Oliver! yesterday at Malcolmses. @theoddies.bsky.social @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social youtu.be/O8M-OvD1jaM
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Biz Bond reading us some of their fabulous poems yesterday at Malcolmses. @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social @theoddies.bsky.social youtu.be/nGPZwcfPAvA
Biz - Poetry at CYCM 11/10/25
YouTube video by Huw Davies
youtu.be
October 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Biz Bond reading us some of their fabulous poems yesterday at Malcolmses. @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social @theoddies.bsky.social youtu.be/nGPZwcfPAvA
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We’re finally back at Broadhurst park this Saturday! Before the match join us under the SMRE for a vibrant afternoon of poetry, performance, and pints, the perfect warm up for game day.
October 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We’re finally back at Broadhurst park this Saturday! Before the match join us under the SMRE for a vibrant afternoon of poetry, performance, and pints, the perfect warm up for game day.
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I wonder if Musk and co. have ever read 1984
September 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I wonder if Musk and co. have ever read 1984
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From 12 today folks.
It takes everyone to ensure we continue to live in a tolerant society.
If you dont want to concede that to racists, be there in numbers today to show the racists that they won't win in our city!
It takes everyone to ensure we continue to live in a tolerant society.
If you dont want to concede that to racists, be there in numbers today to show the racists that they won't win in our city!
Glasgow is anti-racist.
Let's keep it that way
Come in numbers.
See you there.
@sutrscotland.bsky.social
Let's keep it that way
Come in numbers.
See you there.
@sutrscotland.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
From 12 today folks.
It takes everyone to ensure we continue to live in a tolerant society.
If you dont want to concede that to racists, be there in numbers today to show the racists that they won't win in our city!
It takes everyone to ensure we continue to live in a tolerant society.
If you dont want to concede that to racists, be there in numbers today to show the racists that they won't win in our city!
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📣 Public service announcement!
Mark Beesley has a message to share with reds everywhere ahead of our league game against Rushall Olympic at Broadhurst Park today 🏡
See you there!👋
#WeAreStrongerUnited
Mark Beesley has a message to share with reds everywhere ahead of our league game against Rushall Olympic at Broadhurst Park today 🏡
See you there!👋
#WeAreStrongerUnited
September 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
📣 Public service announcement!
Mark Beesley has a message to share with reds everywhere ahead of our league game against Rushall Olympic at Broadhurst Park today 🏡
See you there!👋
#WeAreStrongerUnited
Mark Beesley has a message to share with reds everywhere ahead of our league game against Rushall Olympic at Broadhurst Park today 🏡
See you there!👋
#WeAreStrongerUnited
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Don't Worry, they're playing at Malcolmses today under the SMRE, get yourself to that football ground...
September 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Don't Worry, they're playing at Malcolmses today under the SMRE, get yourself to that football ground...
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Breaking news(!) .... at 13:50ish, a Q&A with James Quinn about this year’s JB Shorts event. James is well known for his expert, unbiased commentary on FCUM Radio and his roles in Corrie, Hollyoaks, Apostasy, Safe, Doctor Who, Gentleman Jack, Doctors and more... plus, we have Vegan Banana muffins!
September 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Breaking news(!) .... at 13:50ish, a Q&A with James Quinn about this year’s JB Shorts event. James is well known for his expert, unbiased commentary on FCUM Radio and his roles in Corrie, Hollyoaks, Apostasy, Safe, Doctor Who, Gentleman Jack, Doctors and more... plus, we have Vegan Banana muffins!
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There's also a fantastic band on at @theoddies.bsky.social No Peeling. An egg punk band from Nottingham. Course You Can Malcolm is free once you get in the ground. Just head for the arse end of the SMRE.
➡️ NEXT MATCH
We’re back in Emirates FA Cup action this Saturday as we welcome neighbours @chaddertonfc.bsky.social to Broadhurst Park for our Second Round Qualifying tie
Advance tickets available from the link below ⬇️
#WeAreStrongerUnited | #EmiratesFACup
We’re back in Emirates FA Cup action this Saturday as we welcome neighbours @chaddertonfc.bsky.social to Broadhurst Park for our Second Round Qualifying tie
Advance tickets available from the link below ⬇️
#WeAreStrongerUnited | #EmiratesFACup
September 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
There's also a fantastic band on at @theoddies.bsky.social No Peeling. An egg punk band from Nottingham. Course You Can Malcolm is free once you get in the ground. Just head for the arse end of the SMRE.
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Shocking footage of Irish woman Kitty O'Brien being repeatedly punched in the face by German police. She attended a protest against the deliberate killing of journalists in Gaza, in Berlin on Thurs 28th Aug.
Context here 👇
www.independent.ie/irish-news/i...
Context here 👇
www.independent.ie/irish-news/i...
August 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Shocking footage of Irish woman Kitty O'Brien being repeatedly punched in the face by German police. She attended a protest against the deliberate killing of journalists in Gaza, in Berlin on Thurs 28th Aug.
Context here 👇
www.independent.ie/irish-news/i...
Context here 👇
www.independent.ie/irish-news/i...
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Here's how the real two-tier Britain works:
1. Whatever Nigel Farage says, however stupid, is looped and discussed by the media, while left-wing voices are treated as noises off.
2. Tiny far-right protests get massive airtime, while 10s of 000s gathering for Palestine or green causes are ignored.🧵
1. Whatever Nigel Farage says, however stupid, is looped and discussed by the media, while left-wing voices are treated as noises off.
2. Tiny far-right protests get massive airtime, while 10s of 000s gathering for Palestine or green causes are ignored.🧵
August 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Here's how the real two-tier Britain works:
1. Whatever Nigel Farage says, however stupid, is looped and discussed by the media, while left-wing voices are treated as noises off.
2. Tiny far-right protests get massive airtime, while 10s of 000s gathering for Palestine or green causes are ignored.🧵
1. Whatever Nigel Farage says, however stupid, is looped and discussed by the media, while left-wing voices are treated as noises off.
2. Tiny far-right protests get massive airtime, while 10s of 000s gathering for Palestine or green causes are ignored.🧵
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The BBC never announces what the Green Party or the Lib Dems or indeed any other party except Reform's 'plans' are.
And I use the word plan very loosely because there is in fact no plan nor any method of how to carry out their impossible 'solution'.
And I use the word plan very loosely because there is in fact no plan nor any method of how to carry out their impossible 'solution'.
August 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The BBC never announces what the Green Party or the Lib Dems or indeed any other party except Reform's 'plans' are.
And I use the word plan very loosely because there is in fact no plan nor any method of how to carry out their impossible 'solution'.
And I use the word plan very loosely because there is in fact no plan nor any method of how to carry out their impossible 'solution'.
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Catch Pique Roscoe's set from the first home game of the season... youtu.be/kzPcpPT8I1s Lancaster away tonight BTW, come on Reds♥️🤍🖤
Piqué Roscoe - live at CYCM 09/08/25
YouTube video by Huw Davies
youtu.be
August 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Catch Pique Roscoe's set from the first home game of the season... youtu.be/kzPcpPT8I1s Lancaster away tonight BTW, come on Reds♥️🤍🖤